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if you ask me, the guy who put the sword INTO the stone should be king, not the chucklefuck who got it out.

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The tags on this post are top tier 🪰

how many flies do you think you can fit in your mouth at once

Five hundr- One hundred.

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I laugh every time this comes on my dash

May 28 - despair has its own calms

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I love these men

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May 28 - despair has its own calms

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I have some bad news for you...

noooo what do you mean the centuries-old being who eats blood is manipulative and prone to mood swings… That’s crazy…..

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crazy how all jonathan harker ever did was love his wife and then every subsequent adaptation of the story of jonathan harker loving his wife went, "hey what if jonathan harker didn't love his wife"

also crazy how all mina harker ever did was love her husband and then every subsequent adaptation of the story of mina harker loving her husband went, "hey what if mina harker didn't love her husband"

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hey, don't cry. night of the 26th may, ok?

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If you're following Dracula Daily, now is a good time to think about everything you've done and everywhere you've been in the past two weeks.

That's how long Jonathan has now been a prisoner in Castle Dracula.

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We’re under a severe thunderstorm warning rn and my dad just opened the door to show my dog because he was begging to go out and it reminded me of that part in Dracula where Dracula opens the door to the howling wolves and Jonathan’s like um actually I’ll stay inside thanks

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taking my fuckass son to the park hope he behaves and I don't have to throw him in the basement

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Dracula Daily may 6th*

Priorities, Jon, priorities.

Happy Jonathan loses his mirror day 😞 Count Cartula art will be here soon!

All Dracula Daily so far here

*EDIT: Coorection, this is supposed to be the 8th but my last brain cell abandoned me

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legit nothing funnier than explaining the plot of dracula to a friend who only knows of dracula through cultural knowledge and is not prepared for how absolutely insane dracula actually is

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Or a comic series!

Starting out Dracula season with my interpretations of the characters!

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I need this to be an animated series ASAP please!!! 1002/10

Starting out Dracula season with my interpretations of the characters!