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san: what do you think, wooyoung? wooyoung: i think... wooyoung: if it was a little colder in here, i could see your nipples through that sweater.

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wooyoung: it's vital that we can communicate quickly and clearly in as few words as possible. jongho: good start. jongho: took you 30 words to explain what you're about to do. wooyoung: don't be facetious, jongho. wooyoung: we really don't have time.

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may i request some quotes from lockwood and co?

i'm going to assume you meant the show, but if you'd like i can also do the book series!

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jongho: go for it, man! jongho: jump off the high dive, stare down the barrel of the gun, pee into the wind! mingi: yeah, jjong, i assure you if i'm staring down the barrel of a gun, i'm gonna be pretty much peeing every which way.

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wooyoung: no one ever listens to me. wooyoung: when the package is this pretty, no one cares what's inside.

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wooyoung: this is all a moo point. jongho: huh. jongho: a "moo" point? wooyoung: yeah. wooyoung: it's like a cow's opinion. wooyoung: you know, it just doesn't matter. wooyoung: it's moo. jongho: ...have i been living with him for too long or did that all just make sense?

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hongjoong: people die every day, and by the time i finish this sentence, a hundred people will have died in china. wooyoung: why... did you stop talking?!

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yunho: hey, mingi sneezes like a girl! mingi: and how about i pound you like a boy?! mingi: that didn't come out right.

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san: if i die, will you look after my cat? yunho: i'm really more of a dog person.

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hongjoong: no matter how hard i try, i still can't get you to understand the importance of being punctual. wooyoung: maybe you should just give up and accept me for who i am? hongjoong: no, i will break you.

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yunho: morning, yeosang. yeosang: hey, yunho. yeosang: uh, you didn't see a dog wandering around here, did you? yunho: no. yunho: you got a dog? yeosang: uh, sort of. yeosang: we took him in after wooyoung had to go live in a gated community. yunho: oh, that sounds nice, uh, they got a no pets policy? yeosang: he's in jail, yunho.

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jongho: are you going to talk the whole time? wooyoung: it seems to be annoying you, so yeah.

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*hongjoong is not talking to wooyoung* seonghwa: what's that about? hongjoong: i'm punishing him. seonghwa: what for? hongjoong: nothing, really. hongjoong: but once i got started, i couldn't stop.

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*san's crush, wooyoung, has been spotted in the distance* mingi: why don't you go talk to him? san: (sarcastically) uh, yeah! mingi: what, so you go over there, you tell him you think he's cute. mingi: what's the worst that could happen? san: he could hear me.

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seonghwa: uh, joong, it's the visa card people. hongjoong: oh, god, ask them what they want. seonghwa: could you please tell me what this is in reference to? seonghwa: yes, hold on. seonghwa: um, they say there's been some unusual activity on your account. hongjoong: but i haven't used my card in weeks. seonghwa: that is the unusual activity.

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mingi: but it is odd how a women's purse looks good on me, a man. yunho: exactly! yunho: unisex! mingi: maybe you need sex. mingi: i had sex a couple days ago. yunho: no! yunho: no, mingi! yunho: u-n-i-sex. mingi: well, i ain't gonna say no to that.

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san: i'm gonna be happy this year. san: i'm gonna make myself happy. yunho: do you want us to leave the room?