#incorrect san

[incorrect-staytiny]

Jongho: so you’re telling me I’m supposed to squeeze the stress ball and not just throw it at whoever is stressing me out?

Yeosang, consoling San: yes

[spacespacespace]

Dick: so if it’s you or the laptop-

Tim: me. 100%.

Dick: …your not even gonna pretend to think?

Tim: about what? I can always just rise from the dead but my laptop-

Dick: what?

Tim: what?

Dick: what made u think you can rise from the dead?

Tim: well Jason did it so it’s obviously not difficult

——

Jason, in his safe house reading a book: I feel a chill or disrespectful in the air.

——

Dick: alr can you at least lie abt it

Tim: ughhhh

Dick: for me *flutters eyelashes*

Tim: Fine. *says in monotone voice* If it were either me or my laptop to be destroyed I would choose … the laptop.

Dick: thank you Timmy

Damian, walking past: Richard even you know that’s an outright lie.

[papysanzonew]

@diankn

Hua Cheng is over the moon, of course!

[floofanflurr]

i love them

(featuring incorrect quotes from me and my friends…)

[softwaredubs]

Yeah this was gonna go on my tiktok but i was too late :(

Fake tweets belong to @howlsofbloodhounds

[sillylittlestan]

Serving “going to church with your friend’s family after a sleepover” realness:

[daintyzutara]

Xie lian: San lang can you help me with the zipper of this dress

Hua cheng: sure gege

Xie lian:

Hua cheng:

Xie lian: up, San lang

Hua cheng: yes of course gege my apologies

[packet-of-staples]

Day 142 of drawing Papyrus until he cameos in deltarune! Honestly Sans!! Now he has to clean all of those!! He was totally smiling about that dumb joke afterwards though.

[ijustdontlikepeople]

NHL x Internet 9/?

[5-pounds-of-carrots]

reading the end of tgcf is so healing to me I just want them to be happy 5ever

[incorrect-staytiny]

Hongjoong: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. suggestions?

Wooyoung: put spaghetti in it

Hongjoong: I’m currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you

San: put spaghetti in it

Hongjoong: I’m currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two

Yunho: put spaghetti in it

Hongjoong: I’m no longer taking suggestions

[spacespacespace]

The different robins reacting to Batman saying ‘it’s his city’:

Batman: This is my city.

Dick, who’s new to Gotham and just became Robin: oh alr then

(He fully believed Batman was telling the literal truth and thought he just owned the city for an embarrassingly long time)

-

Batman: You can’t do that, it’s my city.

Jason, who Batman just caught nicking his tires: No it’s fucking not.

Batman, a bit taken aback to why this little child was arguing back about this:… yes it is

Jason: yEs iT iS- do u have any certification proving that??? Hmm????

Batman:…..

-

Batman: It’s my city.

Steph: Ok so do I like get a share too then? 25%? 40%?? Actually we’re more like partners so maybe 50/50-

Batman: 😑😑

-

Batman: You do as I say. This is my city.

Tim: So you’re *some rich Gotham person*???

Batman: … who?

Tim: the technical owner of Gotham.

Batman: how do you know that??

-

Batman: this is my city

Damian: I-

Batman: *sigh* yes I know it’s in a metaphorical sense, I know I’m not the actual owner of Gotham

Damian: what are you talking about- of course it’s your city.

Batman, internally: *someone finally gets it at last-*

Damian: For you are superior to all and shall defeat any dare to say otherwise.

Batman: Damian no-

I always thought the ‘it’s my city’ line was a bit silly. Like no it’s not, you literally have no paperwork verified authority?? So I js imagined the robins would eventually humble him

[whittloresdumpster]

utmvau silly mini comic : corporative evaluation?

next [bonus]

[papysanzonew]

Unclear.

[swiftmitsu]

everyone, go and congratulate Error 🎉🎉

credit (?) to @lover-of-skellies (i apologise if you don’t like being mentioned TT)

[strawberrus0da]