#incorrect seonghwa

[incorrect-staytiny]

Hongjoong: we saw you fall

Mingi: I didn’t fall, I was hugging the ground

Hongjoong: with tears in your eyes?

Mingi:

Mingi: it was a very emotional moment

[sunnybunnybabygirl]

Silly lil boyfriend texts with Seonghwa💕

MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN

Fluff but mention of head

Skz version completed

Full masterlist

ATEEZ masterlist

| Hongjoong | Yunho | Yeosang | Wooyoung | Mingi | San | Jongho |

[wooyoungisbaby]

matz :)

[more ateez memes]

[colorfully-stars]

Yunho: " You're a tiny thing but still cute. "

Hongjoong: " I am not tiny! I'm your captain, respect me! "

outcome:

Hongjoong on Wooyoung's shoulders: " WHO'S LAUGHING NOW BITCH! "

[chaotickpop]

Wooyoung: Why does hyung always do the laundry so loudly?

Hongjoong: So everyone knows that no one helps him out in the house.

Seonghwa, in the distance: * slams the washing machine shut*

[leenooooooo]

did one for the kids, now one for the teezers

[hongjoongsgoat]

Ateez as textposts, Bouncy edition!

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[last-words-ofashootingstar]

Quotes

➯'incorrect quotes' from the Baby Series !

➯a/n: i'm just having fun kkkkk something cute and silly to have a break from the angst im writing

#♡

hwa: "baby-ya, what are you doing ?"

baby: *sitting on the counter about to cry* "i don't have to explain myself to you !"

hwa: *siiiiigh* "where's the bug ?"

baby: "s'over there..."

#01

baby: "what if the earth really is flat ? and we're like a space frisbee ?"

sannie: *just trying to practice* "uhm... wait-"

*a few moments later*

sannie: *hunched over a paper with a crayon to explain physics* "and then we would hit each other like hockey pucs !"

manager: "san, are you busy ?"

sannie: "...very"

#02

joonie: "is this blue elmo ?"

baby: *tiny death glare* "this. is. cookie monster. jesus, don't you know anything ?!"

#03

*watching someone get called out*

hwa: "murder i can get behind but it's not okay to be misogynistic"

manager: "yeah, what an asshole"

manager: ....

manager: "wait, hold on a second-"

#♡

hwa: "pink or blue ?"

baby: *staring at hair bows intently* "this is a tough one..."

hwa: "take your time, sweetpea"

#04

baby: "do you think 'bout what it would be like to be, like, a butterfly?"

ming, without hesitation: "everyday, absolutely"

#05

ming: *looking for a crayon* "do we have brown ?"

baby: "yeah, shiny brown"

ming: "do we ?"

baby: *throws crayon*

ming: "...this is gold, shortcake"

baby: "yeah, shiny brown !"

*distant wooyoungie cackling*

#06

baby: "if your concept is pirates... wouldn't it be cool to call them 'yeoho' ?" *points to yuyu and sangie*

*stunned silence*

sangie: "oh my god you're a genius"

#07

hwa: "eat your vegetables"

baby: "joonies not eating his !"

hwa: ....

joonie: ....

hwa: "e-"

joonie: "i gotta go !"

#♡

hwa: "no, you"

baby: "no, you"

hwa: "no, it's you"

baby: "nuh-uh ! it's you !"

hwa: "baby-yaaaa, you're prettier~"

baby: "nope, it's mommy"

#08

yuyu: *yelling at his game* "what are you, five ?!"

baby: *from the corner* "what's wrong with bein' five..."

#09

wooyoungie: "see you tomorrow, kiddo, and remember -"

baby: "humans can bite hard enough to take off a finger !"

wooyoungie: "you got it !"

hwa: *turning around slowly* "what ?"

wooyoungie, threateningly: "see you tomorrow, hyung !"

#10

big bear: *closing a book* "wow... winnie the pooh is a smart mother fucker"

baby: "smart mother fucker"

hwa: *choking on his drink*

#♡

hwa: *staring at baby falling asleep*

hwa: "i'd cut off a million heads for you"

baby, sleepily: "no thanks, mommy"

hwa: "...i'd do it anyway"

[random-incorrect-things]

Wooyoung: eeeeeee

Wooyoung: eeeeeeeeeeeeee

Wooyoung: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Seonghwa: *sighs* what attention do you crave today?

[peridotsrealm]

seonghwa: guys i just found out part of my name means star!!

san: mine has to do with mountains!!

yunho: mine is about fate and destiny!!

hongjoong: IM THE CENTER OF THE WORLD BITCHES

[incorrect-staytiny]

San: this is boring

Seonghwa: I told you I was going to the store

San: why did you invite me

Seonghwa: I didn’t. I specifically said ‘do not come with me’ and you said ‘don’t tell me what to do’ and followed me here

[incorrect-ateezquotes]

Yunho: Atiny always say I’m at the crime scene, it’s a cute joke

Wooyoung: I love Yeosang more

San: you could not love Yeosang more than me

Yeosang:

Wooyoung: I definitely could

San, standing up: let’s test that

Yunho, leaving the room: Anyway, for now let’s go to a more peaceful area

Hongjoong: HUG ME SEONGHWA

Yunho: OKAY a different room

Jongho slapping Mingi with his own hand: why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself?

Yunho, grabbing popcorn: maybe Atiny are right

[wooyoungisbaby]

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[straykidsdefender]

Hongjoong: I'm not jealous. I just get a weird burning feeling in my chest when Atiny stan any other groups.

Seonghwa: Yeah, that's jealousy.

[colorfully-stars]

*Ateez when Yeosang just even breathes*

Ateez: " Let's give him space to be precious. "