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❤️

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Your friends get together and you, what are your plans?

Get drunk at their celebrations.

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I was eating a toaster strudel in the bed and i dropped it. no way…

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash.

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We did it lads

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Wen u hittin it from the back and she turns around and screams “I’m coming”

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“A man should love her wife the most.

Father is the first person in a daughters life and her role model. When a daughter look up to her father, she is also seeing the kind of man she wants in her future life. So father should give a good example. His married life will be an example to his daughter. If a man loves, respect and put her wife first, the daughter will also want a man who love, respect and put her first.”

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“I want a relationship.”

“Same I want a partner.”

“I need a friend so badly.”

“Didn’t you said you want a relationship?”

“Friendships are relationships. End of the story."

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lovers as in friends who love each other

Think they'd get upset if I covered this amatonormative nonsense with an aro flag sticker?

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"Don’t be in a relationship if you can’t manage to be with your partner if you chose your best friend all the time."

Here is a thing.

Don’t date a person if you can’t fathom that their friend comes first.

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Real.

If people treated romantic partners the same way they treated friends, they would be considered a terrible partner. I often see people say "I only see my best friends once every few months, that's just how adult friendships are" but they'll see Chad their mediocre boyfriend regularly in the same time period because you're expected to actively make time for your romantic partners, but only passively find empty gaps of time for your friends. A lot of people don't have close adult friendships because it's not socially expected to put actual effort into them, and even if you are, other people often aren't because they're reserving their highest affection, vulnerability and devotion for the idealized perfect partner who just gets all this weight of expectations and loneliness dumped onto them so a lot of relationships end up collapsing under their own weight.

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“you deserve a partner who isn't afraid to hurt other people's feelings to protect yours. Not someone who will hurt you to protect others' feelings.”

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love

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this is my new favorite plant

if you guess the name you’ll get a shot out