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Aang: So thats my plan.

Sokka: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.

Aang: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.

Sokka: It fucking sucks

Aang:

Aang: That’s not Constructive Criticism

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Aang: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?

Katara: Bring three more chairs!

Zuko: Have everyone stand

Sokka: The most important ones can sit down

Toph: Kill three

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Sokka: Petition to remove the “d” from Wednesday

Suki: Wednesay

Sokka: Not what I had in mind, but I’m flexible

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Zuko: Where are Aang, Sokka, and Toph?

Katara: They’re playing hide & seek.

Zuko: Where?

Katara: I don’t think you get how this game works

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Aang: What did you guys get on your yearbook?

Katara: ‘Prettiest Smile’

Sokka: ‘Nicest Personality’

Toph: ‘Most Likely to start a bar fight’

Zuko: ‘Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one’

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Aang: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

Toph: You mean literally or figuratively?

Aang: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify..

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Zuko: Do you take constructive criticism?

Katara: I only take cash or credit.

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Azula: I’m a reverse necromancer.

Ty lee: Isn’t that just killing people?

Azula: Ah, technicality.

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Toph: I prevented murder today.

Katara: Really? How’d you do that?

Toph: Self control.

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Sokka: ❤️, 💖, 💕, and 💞 all have very different connotations and meanings, have you ever noticed that?

Aang: totally! Like ❤️ is straightforward and simple, 💖 is bright and happy and excited, 💕 is more gentle and dreamy, and 💞 is like,,, when your heart is soaring and you feel ✨magical✨

Zuko: our final is due in two hours and I’ve given up all hope of making progress with you two.

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Aang: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Katara: Several traffic violations

Sokka: Three counts of resisting arrest

Suki: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks

Toph: Also that’s not our car

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Azula: Whats a word thats a mix between “Sad” and “Mad”?

Mai: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-

Ty lee: Smad.

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Mai: What’s up guys? I’m back.

Ty lee: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.

Mai: Death is a social construct.

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Aang: Good Morning.

Katara: Good Morning.

Zuko: Good Morning.

Sokka: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit

Toph: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS

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Aang: How’s the sexiest person here~?

Katara: I don’t know, how are they~?

Aang, flustered: I-

Sokka, from across the room: I’m doing great, thanks!

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Korra: One of you betrayed me :(

Asami: Is it me, Korra?

Korra: No, its not you.

Bolin: Is it me, Korra?

Korra: Its not you either.

Mako: Is it me, Korra?

Korra:

Korra, mockingly: iS iT mE kOrRa?