#incorrect zutara quotes

[ap-kinda-lit]

Zuko: I wish, um, things had been…more normal when we had met.

Katara: Zuko, believe me when I say this: I’ve never known a normal day in my entire life.

[ok-boomerang]

Fire Lord Zuko: Someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this, the country is dying —

social programs: 27 million yuan

military: 4 million yuan

administrative costs: 8 million yuan

health care: 50 million yuan

Katara statues: 113848 billion yuan

agricultural support: 12 million yuan

[viiicestlavie]

Katara: stupid fire nation

Zuko: stubborn water benders

Katara: go jump in the river

Zuko: YOU go jump in the river!

Toph, leaning over to whisper: they just slept together.

Suki, nodding: oh they TOTALLY did.

[rifari2037]

*All in my head watching this Zuko :[Teasing Katara to get her attention] WATER WHIP!!! Katara : [Full annoyed strike him with bunch of water] Zuko : [Soaking wet] I'm kidding!

[incorrectzutaraquotes]

zuko: it was just a kiss…not that big of a deal

toph: then why are we talking about it?

zuko: …because…what if it wasn’t just a kiss for her

toph: you think katara has feelings for you

zuko: …no

toph: then she probably sees it how you do, just a weird thing you had to do for work

zuko: right…

toph, smiling: zuko…do you have feelings for katara ??

zuko: no !! no, i’m dating mai. and katara is with aang. AND i’m the firelord, so…

toph: all true, not what i asked

[zutarawasrobbed]

After the first meeting

Zuko: So… What do you think of Mai?

Ursa: …

Zuko: Mom?

Ursa: *Looks at Iroh*

Iroh: *Nods*

Ursa: *Sighs* Mai might be your girlfriend, but Katara is your wife.

Iroh: This is true.

June: That’s what I’ve been saying.

Zuko: Where the fuck did you come from?!?!

[snugjammies]

Older Zuko and Katara telling their kids how they met

Zuko: Y’know, it was really love at first sight.

Katara: *rolls eyes* Absolutely not.

Zuko: I couldn’t stop looking at her.

Katara: I could really feel the chemistry with your glaring.

Zuko: Agni, I was so in love, I followed her across the entire world.

Katara: That’s not why you followed-

Zuko: I took a bolt of lightning for her.

Katara: …

Katara: Yeah, he did.

Zuko: Because I was so completely, irrevocably, permanently, utterly, beyond in love-

[allnewalldifferentwildspider]

Katara: As a joke, I told Zuko I was pregnant and he got so scared. You should have seen his face!

Aang: Why would he be scared?

Katara: ...

Sokka: Answer the question, Katara.

Katara: ...

[pagius-16]

Katara: Hey, Zuko, are you a painting?

Zuko: ... no?

Katara: Oh, really? I wanted to pin you to a wall later.

Suki: Thank god, I thought you were gonna say you wanted to hang him-

Aang: Wait what?

Toph: I mean, she could, just a little differently, that's all

Sokka, running in from the other room: TOPH, I SWEAR-

[the-badger-mole]

Zuko (chained up and surrounded by men who want him very dead): Gentlemen! Gentlemen! Let's be civil about this! Let's make a deal. You surrender, and you don't die. How does that sound?

men who want Zuko very dead (laughing at the super chained up Zuko): And how you intend to kill us?

Zuko: Oh no, I can't kill you. But my wifey can! Say hi, wifey!

Katara (full of murderous intent and stepping out into the light of the full moon): ...Hi.

[dyingroses]

Zuko: * Holding their baby * Zuko: Katara! I think the baby's hungry Katara, from another room: How do you know? Zuko: Because he's digging his face into my chest and getting fussy because he's not finding anything

[ap-kinda-lit]

Zuko: Everything’s fine.

Katara: Zuko, I know your relationship with the English language is strictly casual, but you- I- *deep inhale* ALLOW ME TO TELL YOU WHAT’S NOT FINE.

[ok-boomerang]

Zuko: Katara, I know you're going to kill this speech and help get this legislation passed. Katara, nervous and panicky: You say that because you love me. And love has made you dumb! Zuko: No, love has made me better in every way. Remember last week, when I made small talk? Katara: That was big. I was really proud of you.

[viiicestlavie]

Sokka: I told Zuko his ears turn red everytime he lies.

Katara: Why?

Sokka: Look.

Sokka: Hey Zuko! Do you love Katara?

Zuko, covering his ears: No.

Sokka, smirking: works every time.

[heronsdaisy]

zuko: the lady of the house requests a game?

katara: she demands one.

[incorrectzutaraquotes]

zuko: we just need one of those construction trucks. with the thingys to pick stuff up

katara: the forklift ??

zuko: hey i never said i was smart i just know it exists

katara: i never said i was smart either i had to look up the damn name of the vehicle.

katara: i knew ‘lift’ was in there somewhere my remaining 2 brain cells are close to deteriorating

sokka: you two should join forces

zuko: we did. it took both of our brain power to come up with forklift