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> sliding this in.

here you go.

some filler :)

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[ The bird is casually coiled up, and- y’know, just shoved it down his throat. As snakes do. The bird was gone in about… 5 seconds, it’ll never truly be seen again. He eyed the bag for a minute, regarding it minimally. He gave it a nod, that was all he really had. ]

“Heh- yeah, you ssssure ssshowed them…” [ He chuckled. ]

“…”

[ ..wait, what’s a- ] “What’ss a priessst?”

"HEYYYYY!!! Been looking everywhere for you! Look what i ssssnatched from the humans last night"

Holds already dead chickens and a basket filled with eggs "Come on let's have a snack together"

[ -..He looked over from the tree he perched on. Oh— oh, Kalyan! He waved at him with the end of his tail. ] “Ah- helloooo..~” [ He approached. ] “It’sss ssso nice to sssee you again.”

“Hm? You found sssomething..?”

[ … ]

[ oh my god free food ]

[ ..He blinked, before giggling contently. ] “Oooh, hmmhmm..!~ Thisss’ll be sssplendid.” [ The end of his tail sways from side to side. ]

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"HEYYYYY!!! Been looking everywhere for you! Look what i ssssnatched from the humans last night"

Holds already dead chickens and a basket filled with eggs "Come on let's have a snack together"

[ -..He looked over from the tree he perched on. Oh— oh, Kalyan! He waved at him with the end of his tail. ] “Ah- helloooo..~” [ He approached. ] “It’sss ssso nice to sssee you again.”

“Hm? You found sssomething..?”

[ … ]

[ oh my god free food ]

[ ..He blinked, before giggling contently. ] “Oooh, hmmhmm..!~ Thisss’ll be sssplendid.” [ The end of his tail sways from side to side. ]

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Thanks for faving my Bad Toons cast meme. Tell me, who would you prefer as who?

Snake: Kaa or Randall Boggs

Tarantula: A talking Scratte or Mittens (Bolt)

Diane: Penelope Pussycat or Suki's twin that I created

okay first of all I’m not a kaa enjoyer account for nothing, kaa is- obviously gonna be my main pick for Mr. Snake- alSO HES ALREADY A SNAKE IT JUST WORKS Y’KNOW??

Tarantula-? I’m not entirely sure about that one, I think Mittens would suit decently.

I don’t have opinions on either of those characters for Diane. Either or wouldn’t bother me.

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> eyes the asexual biromantic flag now.

Turns out it meant a lot more.

The flag was just my brain going “…haha, funny random sexuality flag go brrr?!?!” and so I added it. I don’t think it means much,

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"Baby!"

Cuddles incoming, no one escapes her cuddles. Just let it happen

“—!!”

[ Baby?? Who— him? He’s not a baby- not anymore, at least. He’s.. like.. in his 20’s, yeah. ]

[ Unfortunately, the cuddles had came. He yelped, almost frightened by the- whatever’s going on right now. He stared at her for a moment, blankly, before just sliiiightly squinting his eyes in a questioning manner. What’re you doing, and why are you doing it….? ]

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So I did this one “what fandom character would you be” something along those lines, and I got

I find this to be ridiculous. Hardly anybody fucking likes me lmao :)

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Yes. This is my comeback. After 2 months.. and just responding to an ask… this is my comeback in terms of drawing. You’re welcome.

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Not really a question, I just wanna say that I love your art. It has such a cute style! Ngl, you’re probably one of the few people on the internet who likes Kaa for Kaa, without the gross sexualizing. So yeah, that’s really all I came here for :)

..I came back to give this blog time to breathe again and I come back to- such a nice ask?!!?

-sobs-

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If- anyone would- uh- wanna try.

ok but please i want my art to be precieved

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Boy do I love Suffering. Give it a shot.

Sensory deprivation meme

Send ‘SIGHT’ for your muse to cover my muse’s eyes with a blindfold. Send ‘HEARING’ for your muse to put earplugs in my muse’s ears (or use some other device). Send ‘VOICE’ for your muse to gag or otherwise render my muse unable to speak. Send ‘MOVEMENT’ for your muse to render my muse unable to move (bonus points for context since there are a lot of options).

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Tail hug because Kaa's asexuality is valid and Kalyan will support him nevertheless.

"You're valid, and if they tell you otherwise, sssstrangle them"

[ -! ]

[ …He blinked, taking a minute to connect the “valid” bit with his dislike and discomfort for sexual interactions. His eyes- lit up a little. He’s crying. On the inside. Not on the outside, he would never. He cracked a small smile. The smallest feeling of relief of not being judged for his distaste in that stuff made him- content. ] “I’ll— keep that in mind.” [ He’s not fond of strangling, but he’s perfectly capable of it. ]

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Kaa questions himself in a couple of random doodles.

Featuring @trixieisbestgen4pony as: their persona! :D

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“Nono- you look fine.” [ He shook his head a little. ] “…Thisss isss.. rather new. Not in a bad way though.”

She stared at his swirling eyes for a couple seconds, then she grabbed his snake snout and pulled him close

"Sweet Mother Earth! What's wrong with your eyes? Are you sick?? You poor thing!"

Nature entities and their immunity to most magical abilities. Dontcha love them.

[ —WHAT TH- ]

[ The fact he was just randomly grabbed was surprising enough; how wasn’t she hypnotized? That’s odd. He blinked, the swirling promptly disappearing from his eyes, leaving only the eyes he was naturally born with. He shook his head, squinting a little bit. He’s not sick, he’d probably know if he was sick. ]

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… sniffs.

Okay so basically me and my new best discord friend were roleplaying and I decided to doodle out most of the events- the one in the right bottom corner was just for fun- oh my gosh I love this a LOT!!

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LOOK AT HIIIM, OH MY GO-

Sooo, props to @trixieisbestgen4pony for the ideas in all three of the drawings (with “Reader.”) Yes, me and them went on ramblings about- y’know- actual plot ideas for a Kaa x Reader fiction other than:

SEX.

So that happened yeah. For context: one of them is about Reader having offered Kaa some food (because cmon he needs it), and he’s- very, very, VERY confused. Why would this random human give me their food? Why did this happen? Why are they actually taking my needs into consideration? For him, it doesn’t make sense.

The last two are of Kaa witnessing human blush and getting pretty interested in such an ability. He didn’t know human faces could go red.. :0

The “I (heart) Kaa, I kin Kaa” was just for fun. I love him.

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> I calmly sip a bottle of Lipton Green Tea Citrus.

So at least in terms of my own blog he’s an Asexual Biromantic dork because the amount of sexual drawings of him give me pain so I’m rebelling against it in my own way. Why? Because it bamboozles me on how so many people simply depict him as some sort of a sex machine in art, fanfiction, etc. I don’t know if that was the point but it kinda comes off that way. Might just be me, but- but you guys know he has a personality right. He’s- he’s a wreck, he doesn’t get any bitches, he’s stuck in ditches and will stay in the ditch because his head hurts too much to think after being beaten up for the 672619302027362802th time.

TLDR; ace-biro snake go brrr.