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Nico: Hello, McDonald's, i would like to purchase 130 chicken nuggets. Prepare yourselves.

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Nico: I hate you.

Will: Well, according to this picture I drew of us holding hands, that is untrue.

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Meg: Wasn't icarly that guy that girlbossed too close to the sun because he was down for Apollo?

Lester: ICARUS?

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Nico: Will just insisted Austin, Kayla and I remember a code word in case we're ever confronted by his clone or a cyborg doppelgänger and we're not sure which is the real him and which is the imposter.

Nico: Some friend groups have a fire escape plan, but not us.

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Nico: The path to inner peace begins with four words... not my fucking problem.

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Percy: *Pulls a glass a water from out of nowhere*

Frank: Where did you get that?

Percy: My pocket.

Frank: How do you keep a glass of water in your pocket?

Percy: Skills.

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Clarisse: They were annoying, it almost triggered my fight or fight response.

Silena: You mean fight or flight?

Clarisse: No, I mean fight or fight, I'm not a bird, Silena.

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Nico: I wrote a 14 page research paper about the psychological effects of longing for someone and not acting on it.

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Piper: *wailing*

Drew, covering her ears: Stop it!

Drew: If I wanted to hear wailing like that I'd answer Valentina's phone calls. Piper, you are not taking me seriously.

Piper: How could I take you seriously when all you do is listen to pop music and dance around?

Piper: It's like you're actively trying to sabotage me.

Drew: Oh! Oh, my gosh. You did not just say that. Piper, this partnership is not going to work. I'm out.

Drew: Have fun freaking out in your panic room. By your self. With your bags.

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imagine being hundrends of years old and beefing with a kid who can barely remember what he had for breakfast.

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𝟒𝐊𝐎𝐓𝐀 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐐𝐔𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐒

Zeldris: We're having a baby.

Percival: Oh, cangradu-

Gelda, slamming adoption papers onto the table: It's you, sign here.

𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻

Tristan: How was your day, Chion?

Chion: Yeah, fine, it's anti-bullying week at school.

Tristan: Oh? And what does that mean?

Chion: It means I can't bully anyone for a whole week.

𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻

Gawain: The only straight I am is a straight-up badass.

𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻

Nasiens: The only thing I'm guilty of is being adorable... ...and also assault with a deadly weapon.

𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻

Percival: I'm feeling it! What am I feeling? Death, probably.

𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻

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Malcolm: *Dials Connor's number*

*Connors voicemail audio* See i'm not here right now leave a message after the beat *begins beat boxing*

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what if i told you this man is 19?

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[Apollo Cabin]

Clovis, brushing his teeth: Wood morning.

Will: When did you get here?

Clovis: I spent the night.

Will: But i remember you saying you were going back to your cabin last night.

Clovis: Yeah, but then on my way out I tripped and fell down the stairs.

Will: Oh my Zeus, were you hurt?

Clovis: Nah, I just didn't feel like getting up so I slept on the floor

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ㅤㅤㅤ 𖧷 𓈒ㅤ🌊 𔗘 🌪️ 🌧️ ⭒ 🦪ㅤ◯

ㅤ

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Nico: The younger campers are gonna win because they want too, not me. I believe in losing it builds character

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Clovis: I'm clovis head counselor of hypnos cabin. I like to say i teach history but i live in the present.