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Ok I am watching Bridgerton for the first time and how come nobody told me that their father dies from a bee sting??? 😭😭😭

This does not help my fear of bees 😭😭

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they should invent a me that feels motivated to do things

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“i could fix him” “i could make him worse” well DONT im trying to study him and your tampering would completely throw off my results

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irl tumblr meetup with the mutual circle but no one says what their url is so u have to guess who is who

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jesse don't touch that that's the growth potion i've been synthesi-no jesse DON'T

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the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.

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Happy International Museums Day to the following people:

The guy who called me the Whore of Babylon for teaching kids about Ancient Egypt as I stood there and nodded.

The woman who was deeply incensed that staff wouldn't open the cases so she could touch the organic objects.

The one guy who made me translate hieroglyphs on a stele for him, then was mad because it didn't say what he wanted it to say, and reported me for 'lying' to the public.

The parents who objected to the taxidermied animals having taxidermied genitalia because it was unseemly.

Those kids on a school trip who got on the floor in front of a mummy and started chanting 'we worship Ra' as their teacher desperately tried to get them to leave.

That one guy who...uh...really liked geodes. No, they were not a special interest. He really, really liked geodes.

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i apologize

i found a new fandom

to ao3 i must go

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red, white and royal blue + text posts

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RWARB + text posts (1/?)

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it's still related to cake RED WINE AND ROYAL BLUE (2023)

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horny jail

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henry + his future father in law