#it will ruin me (in the best way possible)

[electrozeistyking]

individual who has emotionally destroyed people through their fan comics decides to make one involving an in stars and time au

[sleepanonymous]

I just wanna say that watching Mr. Vessel Sleep Token the First lay down in the middle of The Summoning tonight at Red Rocks was the most relatable thing I’ve ever seen him do. The Vessel/Mother Token fued may be over. I haven't decided yet, gonna sleep on it 🫡

[chelsiegeorgia]

I managed to get tickets for the Sonic Symphony in London asdfghhjkl! September could not come quick enough! 

[tacticianpigeon]

Ive noticed there’s like nowhere for people to scream about this movie without spoiling it for others so Im creating a spoiler server, it’s almost finished I promise

if you want to join comment

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[notactually-nugg]

SPOILERS FOR MAGNUS SEASON 5

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holy shit…just finished Magnus and omg this is one of my favourite things of media ever!! I love horror and this is the type of narrative combined with horror I want.

Anyway here’s my funny haha summary of season 5!

- here we go last season

- SASHA???? TIM!!!!! WTH IS GOING ON

- TGE TONAL SHIFT IS FUCKING INSANE

- “Double boss :D” I MISS TIM

- GERTRUDE WANTED IT TO BE SASHA

- JERGEN MOTHERFUCKING LITENER

- “It’s quiet here and I have you” STOP I LOVE THEM

- HE SAID I LOVE YOU HE SAID I LOVE YOU STOP

- JERRY MY BOIIII

- TIM AND SASHA TIM AND SASHA STOP I MISS THEM

- “Tim” “Saaaashhhhhaaaaaaaa”

- OMG I STOP TIM AND SASHA ARE SUCH A VIBE

- WTF IS WITH THE GUNS BRUHHH

- Martin is so real for not wanting to answer the phone

- Jon is post apocalyptic google lol

- I love how Jon just ends up getting random stories

- HELEN MY GIRLIE

- Helen is a jon Martin shipper and I love that for her

- “I am not and have never been adorable” oh shush Jon you scrunkly man

- “BBYYYYYEEEEEEE” Simon is the silliest goober

- Helen wanting to witness the murders is such a mood

- BASIRAAAAAAAAAAAAA

- Daisy really nomed jon

- Rest in Piece daisy (I still like Tim more then u)

- THE EYE SPY GAME SHUT UP CREEPY LAUGHING IT WAS CUTE

- OMG THEY THE SCOOBY GANG SOBBING

- FRENCH MAN!!!!!

- OMG DR DOE HEY GIRLIE

- Lmao Georgie and Melanie have a cult that’s so iconic

- “The ceaseless watchers special little boi”

- JON ASKING ABOUT THE CAT IS SO FUNNY PLZ

- Melanie and Martins conversation is wholesome and hilarious and I love them

- I CALLED ELIAS PRE MAGNUS BEING A STONER LMAO

- HES SUCH A DORK PLZ I LOVE HIM

- Sassy sarcastic Martin is iconic (he’s me fr fr)

- HELP I CANT TAKE ANNABELLES DEEP SCARY VOICE SERIOUSLY LMAO

- THE FUCKING LIGHTER FROM SEASON 1 BRUHHHHH

- bro dimensions it’s getting a little weird and a little wild.

- “Shocker I have self esteem issues what’s the point?” HES SO ME

- MARTIN WITH A KNIFE MARTIN WITH A KNIFE MARTIN WITH A KNIFE

Episode 200:

- here we go

- *creepy violin music*

- Omg hi jonahhhhh

- Just 2 dudes having an epic convo in a penopticon (I can’t spell lmao)

- FUCK YEAH FOR SASHA AND TIM!!!!!

- FUCK U JONAH SUCKED IN BITCH

- NOOO JONNNNNN

- Oh wait he chill

- THE EFFECTS ON HIS VOICE!!!

- Story time with Jon :D!!!

- Oooooo fear backstory!!!

- JON U WERE SUPPOSED TO STICK TO THE PLAN YOU DICK

- JON YOUR AN IDIOT!!

- I GOT MY JON MARTIN SMOOCH BUT THIS ISNT HOW I WANTED IT!!!

- THEY GOT PULLED INTO THE PORTAL TOGETHER THATS WHAT IM ACCEPTING

- ADMIRAL!!!

- holy shit…

- Bye basira

[skitskatdacat63]

Hey, do you remember that really homoerotic scene from Skyfall? No? That's okay, here's a Vettonso version of it :)

- explanation & w/o text:

Hi hello, finally my weird psychosexual relationship with Casino Royale has come to fruition. Yeah this is directly based off a scene from Skyfall, but I def envision the vibe as being more like Casino Royale hehe. I can't believe I made that inspo board for this AU almost 4 weeks ago, and then ended up drawing a four panel "comic" about it. Ahhhh proud of myself, a bit, a tad. I think this took 20+ hours across the span of a week? God. Anyways I digress! The AU!!

First of all, their Bond song would be "My Way of Life" by Frank Sinatra. It's so toxic, codependent and obsessive, I'm in love with it. And it really suits Fernando and his motivations and outlook in this AU. Basically, MI6(in the context of James Bond) in this AU is an analog for Ferrari. It picks theses guys up, tells them that they're Ferrari MI6's most special boy, chews them up, and then spits them out when they're finished extracting all their talent and skill and life force.

Much like with Ferrari, Seb in this AU replaces Fernando after Fernando loses favor and becomes undesirable. Now Seb is the new golden boy, and Fernando has turned to a life of crime! Fernando resents Seb for this of course, but also becomes obsessed with him and the idea of him , and how they are connected. It's weird to watch someone else basically go down your exact same path and unknowingly make all the same mistakes(buying into the mysticism of it all too much, being overly cocky, having naive beliefs and goals, etc.) He is caught between wanting to doom Seb even more but also wanting to "save" him, by corrupting him and convincing him to work together.

Basically: He's both a Bond girl and Bond villain.

Fernando is in such a weird place in this AU. I think he's just very dramatic. Seb is just casually living his best 007(005?) life, and Nando is watching him with binoculars, whispering to himself: "DOESN'T HE UNDERSTAND THAT WE ARE NARRATIVE FOILS!?" Yeah he hates Seb, but like the song lyrics say, their lives and dreams are inherently tied up together. He would feel lost without Seb, because Seb basically, unknowingly, destroyed and then took over his life. Maybe he'll feel satisifed if he manipulates Seb into going down the exact same path a bit better.

About the drawings themselves. Still can't believe this scene is a real thing that actually happened, insane to me. But in this AU, after the events of these drawings, Fernando definitely kicked all his henchman out of the room, and fucked Seb in the chair. And then against the wall. And then on the floor. Hey man, Seb is already looking mighty delicious with his unbuttoned attire and being tied up.

I think the general plot would be that Fernando keeps trying to seduce him to the dark side, and Seb keeps making him think it worked, only to escape at the end of the encounter. Leading Fernando to just come up with increasingly more violent and kinky traps. Seb goes along with it(read: enjoys it), leaving Fernando satisifed, only to somehow escape and wink and make kissy faces at Fernando in the process. (Fernando smoking cigarette in bed: "How do I make him stay. Sigh.")

I like to think though that Fernando does win in the end, by realizing, ah wait shit I do need to actually explain my motivations to Seb. And Seb is so worn down by his job, not Fernando, and how he's being treated, that he listens, really actually listens, and realizes Fernando does really have valid reasons. And then they become evil crime husbands yayyyy. Wow you thought this was a espionage AU? Well it is, but just not the outcome you'd expect.

[thepromisedbride]

i don’t talk about bridgerton on here but just to clarify. i will not be having ANY eloise hate on this account. i will bite.

[meifunk]

aNNiHILATION

[maiathebird]

im going fucking crazy over kanej, wesper, AND helnik. in conclusion, i love all the crows 

[massiveladycat]

pros and cons of being in a very small fandom (as someone who reads books on the daily and is apart of many TINY fandoms, with one being only me still active on tumblr) pros: - not that many shipping wars as, say, pjo - not too many antis trying to force some1 to dislike a character - everyone's more likely to be friends. real community feel. you all read each other's headcanons and be nice to each other mostly - less likelihood of drama...usually - less harassment (at least from my perspective) - less likely to be found by anti's cons: - hardly any art for your favorite characters - not that many people to engage with - a lot of people in the old fandom have gone unactive, meaning a lot less people to talk to about the fandom - virtually nothing for you to read - less people that are interested in the things you make

[potatocupcakeval]

HOW AM I OVERFLOWING WHEN I FEEL SO EMPTY OH HOW AM I OVERFLOWING WHEN I FEEL SO EMPTY I GENTLY TOOK YOUR HAND WE BEGAN TO DANCE WHILE I WAS CRYING APLENTY HOW AM I OVERFLOWING WHEN I FEEL SO EMPTY

[ja3yun]

if i die, it'll be at the hands of @dollyyun and her incredible, delicious mind

[the-blind-geisha]

Before you is a picture of Lady Timpani and Lord Blumiere's silhouettes in Super Mario-kun... But that's not what I see.

I failed the Professor Layton test...

[garagepaperback]

you are jeff

1 There are two twins on motorbikes but one is farther up the road, beyond the hairpin turn, or just before it, depending on which twin you are in love with at the time. Do not choose sides yet. It is still to your advantage to remain impartial. Both motorbikes are shiny red and both boys have perfect teeth, dark hair, soft hands. The one in front will want to take you apart, and slowly. His deft and stubby fingers searching every shank and lock for weaknesses. You could love this boy with all your heart. The other brother only wants to stitch you back together. The sun shines down. It's a beautiful day. Consider the hairpin turn. Do not choose sides yet.

2 There are two twins on motorbikes but one is farther up the road. Let's call them Jeff. And because the first Jeff is in front we'll consider him the older, and therefore responsible for lending money and the occasional punch in the shoulder. World-wise, world-weary, and not his mother's favorite, this Jeff will always win when it all comes down to fisticuffs. Unfortunately for him, it doesn't always all come down to fisticuffs. Jeff is thinking about his brother down the winding road behind him. He is thinking that if only he could cut him open and peel him back and crawl inside this second skin, then he could relive that last mile again: reborn, wild-eyed, free.

3 There are two twins on motorbikes but one is farther up the road, beyond the hairpin turn, or just before it, depending on which Jeff you are. It could have been so beautiful—you scout out the road ahead and I will watch your back, how it was and how it will be, memory and fantasy— but each Jeff wants to be the other one. My name is Jeff and I'm tired of looking at the back of your head. My name is Jeff and I'm tired of seeing my hand me down clothes. Look, Jeff, I'm telling you, for the last time, I mean it, etcetera. They are the same and they are not the same. They are the same and they hate each other for it.

4 Your name is Jeff and somewhere up ahead of you your brother has pulled to the side of the road and he is waiting for you with a lug wrench clutched in his greasy fist. 0 how he loves you, darling boy. 0 how, like always, he invents the monsters underneath the bed to get you to sleep next to him, chest to chest or chest to back, the covers drawn around you in an act of faith against the night. When he throws the wrench into the air it will catch the light as it spins toward you. Look—it looks like a star. You had expected something else, anything else, but the wrench never reaches you. It hangs in the air like that, spinning in the air like that. It's beautiful.

5 Let's say God in his High Heaven is hungry and has decided to make himself some tuna fish sandwiches. He's already finished making two of them, on sourdough, before he realizes that the fish is bad. What is he going to do with these sandwiches? They're already made, but he doesn't want to eat them.

Let's say the Devil is played by two men. We'll call them Jeff. Dark hair, green eyes, white teeth, pink tongues—they're twins. The one on the left has gone bad in the middle, and the other one on the left is about to. As they wrestle, you can tell that they have forgotten about God, and they are very hungry.

6 You are playing cards with three men named Jeff. Two of the Jeffs seem somewhat familiar, but the Jeff across from you keeps staring at your hands, your mouth, and you're certain that you've never seen this Jeffbefore. But he's on your team, and you're ahead, you're winning big, and yet the other Jeffs keep smiling at you like there's no tomorrow. They all have perfect teeth: white, square, clean, even. And, for some reason, the lighting in the room makes their teeth seem closer than they should be, as if each mouth was a place, a living room with pink carpet and the window's open. Come back from the window, Jefferson. Take off those wet clothes and come over here, by the fire.

7 You are playing cards with three Jeffs. One is your father, one is your brother, and the other is your current boyfriend. All of them have seen you naked and heard you talking in your sleep. Your boyfriend Jeff getsup to answer the phone. To them he is a mirror, but to you he is a room. Phone's for you, Jeff says. Hey! It's Uncle Jeff, who isn't really your uncle, but you can't talk right now, one of the Jeffs has put his tongue in your mouth. Please let it be the right one.

[this-silent-observer]

Alright, but when in season 3 Aziraphale and Crowley finally reunite and spill their guts to each other, can someone do an edit with Reprise from Spirited Away OST?

[autistic-katara]

i’m 2 seconds away from writing him a love letter and killing myself