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Being a victim of child abuse is so funny cuz it’s like getting spawn camped at birth. Like mother. I’m 3 and a half. I didn’t even have a chance to prove myself yet.

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Listen.

EVERYBODY knows (or should) that you DO. NOT. STOP. in Vidor, Texas. 

It’s best to just run out of gas elsewhere. Whatever you do, black folks, DO NOT STOP IN VIDOR, TEXAS. 

There’s a good chance you’ll get lynched or just come up missing - and I’m not joking.

also do NOT stop in Harrison, Arkansas!!!! (relatively close to OK and MI) a nazi town with a BIG KKK organization.

Reblog To Save Life

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@xmag-piex

Do you think you could make Jonathan Sims from the Magnus Archives into a witch? Love your work here btw!!!!! You make such cool designs! : D

Elior : the rigor mortis witch

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WHO THE FUCK’S INTEREST IS THIS SHIT?!?!?!?! BURN IT IN THE FUCKING HELL FLAME

@staff ARE YOU OKAY?! WHAT THE FUCK?!?!

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RIP Bakugo. Got turned into a Christmas Tree

Merry Christmas ❄️

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Nooooo. He’s very scary. He’s so good at being a scary villain… :(

List of people Natsuo would date strictly just to piss off his father:

Mirko — Enji’s coworker, could crush his head like a grape if she’s angry, delinquent/prep kid dynamic, biggest instigator at family functions, aggressively flirts in front of Enji just to make him uncomfortable

Shigaraki — Villain, actively tried destroying the world multiple times, brags that he’s a better partner than Enji at every occasion. That weird ass Craigslist boyfriend your daughter hires for Christmas. Knows how to hide a dead body to a concerning degree

Twice — Scooby Doo villain. Looks terrifying but is actually not. Motives are valid. Probably met Natsuo while limping his way back to the League. Sadly, Natsuo can’t surgically remove his conscience. Deadpool levels of sarcasm. “Hey, Daddy #2! What, too soon?”

A random Endeavor anti he met on Twitter — this one pisses Enji off the worst

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ヒロアカ完結おめでとうございます🎉

堀越先生本当にお疲れ様でした。

完結してもヴィラン推しです！！

I love the League of Villains.💜

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Just a little experiment, but reblog if you love the League of Villains and dislike the bnha ending.

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Please do not call Twice a Scooby Doo villain. He is very serious and very good at his job and he does amazing. :(

List of people Natsuo would date strictly just to piss off his father:

Mirko — Enji’s coworker, could crush his head like a grape if she’s angry, delinquent/prep kid dynamic, biggest instigator at family functions, aggressively flirts in front of Enji just to make him uncomfortable

Shigaraki — Villain, actively tried destroying the world multiple times, brags that he’s a better partner than Enji at every occasion. That weird ass Craigslist boyfriend your daughter hires for Christmas. Knows how to hide a dead body to a concerning degree

Twice — Scooby Doo villain. Looks terrifying but is actually not. Motives are valid. Probably met Natsuo while limping his way back to the League. Sadly, Natsuo can’t surgically remove his conscience. Deadpool levels of sarcasm. “Hey, Daddy #2! What, too soon?”

A random Endeavor anti he met on Twitter — this one pisses Enji off the worst

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The voices

Sent a message to my doctor and almost attached a photo of Shigaraki 💀

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This… This is exactly what I needed… Thank you phoenix…

Hello. I will call you Phoenix because that sounds very cool and you are cool and I platonically like you and enjoy your works.

Anyways I have come to request an all mercs + Pauling if you’re comfortable and want to write that. (If not maybe just Medic +whoever else you want to write for.) with a reader who has Schizophrenia? I’ve been going through some moments with it and the TF2 mercs are my comfort characters and your blog just feels nice.

If you aren’t comfortable with this feel free to block me or just ignore this ask entirely! Thank you very much!

A/n: GAHHH ILY PLATONICALLY TOO 🫶 ty for sending in a request, I’m so glad you enjoy my works! I try my best! I made sure I did some more extensive reasearch about schizophrenia/the real experience with it before I wrote this, please let me know if I should make some edits! (And other ppl reading this, also don’t be afraid to send an ask about making edits!)

Mercs + Pauling w/ reader w/ Schizophrenia (headcannons)

(Platonic or romantic!)

Pauling:

- will have some guilt about how she works all the time and can’t be there for you

- might send some gifts and call you in between jobs/travel, asking how you’ve been, asking if now was a good time or if you needed a distraction

- as soon as she gets the chance to come see you, she takes it

- asks over and over if you’re okay, because it’s been keeping her anxious on her jobs

- she’ll comfort you with sweet words over the phone if you call her for help

- reminds you to take your meds

Scout:

- absolutely clueless

- buys into stereotypes

- “the voices” type shit

- this guy is gonna need a thorough explanation as to how you feel all the time

- probably asks you how you’re feeling all the time too

- might be a little too quick to do his sneak-attack hugs

- likes hugging you a lot, so that could offer some grounding if you’re having delusions/hallucinations

- words of affirmation 10/10

- expect a lot of words…

- speaking of a lot of words, need an auditory distraction? The scout-o-matic is here! (Only $69.99)

Soldier:

- clueless prick

- thinks you’re some spy or something

- it might take the entirety of the team to convince him otherwise and try to explain it to him with your help

- might also buy into the stereotypes

- if you say you hear or see something that man is going to run around screaming with his shovel trying to chase them off for you (believes they’re real, but only you have magic powers to see them or something)

Medic:

- #1 meds administer

- does not buy into stereotypes, since he may know something about it

- (fw researching you heavy)

- dude is taking notes as you’re straight up not having it

- jk he goes to comfort you if he can after a bit

- you WILL be staying in the infirmary with him (sorry I don’t make the rules)

- will look into techniques to help you

Demo:

- you already know he’s offering alcohol to take the edge off/distract

- you have tried many times to tell him that that will not work

- if you had alcohol with your meds things would not end well

- offers himself as a napping space for being really exhausted (I’d take him up on that)

- he might already be passed out when you go to ask if you two can nap

- might wanna just scootch in there

Heavy:

- will protect you from the bad things (or at least try)

- if someone hurt pookie that’s no good it will not do

- offers protective bear hugs if you need something/somewhere/someone to cuddle up to and be distracted/grounded

Pyro:

- if you’re describing what you see to them, or have in the past, they might try to draw them with good old fashioned crayons and printer paper

- also schizophrenic 😭

- huge empathy from them

- but uhm they might also just straight up not know they’re schizophrenic, so bro could just be like “same”

- alright enough Gen z talk from me (there can never be enough)

- even if just hanging out with them makes you feel more comfortable

Sniper:

- probably feels bad for you

- opts to hang out indoors if hallucinations/delusions are not fun outside

- comforts you when you think you see or hear something

Spy:

- if he’s attempting to be subtle you might expect some noise cancelling headphones and other helpful tools show up at your door

- if you need a break from certain rooms he’s definitely gonna offer his smoking room

- gets you pill organizers for your meds if that’s something you struggle with

- offers lots of gentle comfort

- let’s be honest, this guy was clueless before you started talking to him about it and what it was

- now he just wants to offer help

Engie:

- probably pities you a bit

- gives you that Texan hospitality but may take a bit to understand you better

- will 10/10 make you something if there’s something he can make to help and if it’s possible

- gonna try everything in his power to make your life easier

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Hopefully I did okay 😭 ty for sending in your request!!

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Revolving because this made me giggle but also super sad so I don’t know what to feel

Dabi, walking into the hideout to see Shigaraki, Spinner, and Toga sitting around an Ouija board.

Dabi: “… Well, this looks like an awful idea.”

Dabi, sitting down with them.

Spinner: “Are there any spirits who wish to speak to us?”

The planchette moves towards yes, then stops and moves towards no, then stops again and moves towards yes—

Toga, gasps: “IT’S JIN!!!”

Shigaraki: “Twice, is it only you there?”

The board spells out

“n o b i t c h l m a o.”

Toga, gasps again: “BIG SIS MAGNE!!!”

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

S7 end animator sketch by @/skhaanime

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dear skin-pickers, nail-biters, people with dermatillomania/trichotillomania, people with any kind of skin condition or BFRB:

you are not dirty. you are not gross, disgusting, or unclean for it. you are not less worthy of appreciation or affection. you are not less beautiful. you are not weird or disturbing for it. you deserve every bit of love there is to give. i see you, i know you, i understand how hard it is to stop. everybody who has, i'm so proud of you. everybody who can't, i'm on your side, and you will get there someday. every single one of you deserves all the love in the world and i am sending as much of it as i can to you now <3

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The cops trying to confiscate all of Compress’ marbles before sending him to jail

I like imagining Hawks having to deal with regular people and not just high priority villains. Like the cops are chasing a suspect and Hawks catches up with them easily and detains them like

Hawks: “Alright, buddy, where’s all the drugs?”

Suspect: “Nowhere. I don’t have anything.”

Hawks: “I feel like you’re lying to me.”

Suspect: “Prove it.”

Hawks: “You’ve got powder on your nose and I’m willing to bet you weren’t snorting donuts.”

Suspect: “Maybe I was.”

Hawks: “Where’s the rest of the drugs?”

Suspect: “There are no drugs! Even if there were, you’ll never find it.”

Hawks: “… It’s up your ass isn’t it?”

Suspect: “… I want a lawyer.”

The cops eventually catch up.

Hawks: “He’s all yours. Also, you might wanna do a cavity search on this guy.”

Cops: “God dammit—”

Hawks, flying away: “Have fun with that!”

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Kill me. I’m begging you. My heart can’t take this.