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"You turned coward, not from cowardice, but from the most boundless vanity." - Fyodor Dostoevsky (~ from: Ivan 🎶)

Don’t worry, Gon, I wouldn’t even suspect such a message came from anyone else. But to be fair here, between the two of us, you’re deffinitelly the more vain one.

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Light boy uwu

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Who stole his face? You don't have to give it back or anything, I just wanna know who you are.

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The anon comes up with a video game box for Pushkin. He opens it ; it is "need for speed".

Thanks but I only play Mario Kart.

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Gotta go fast

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Your dog already took that role. Pick something else kitty.

A pesimist sees only darkness in the tunnel.

An optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel.

A realist sees train lights.

An engine-driver sees three idiots on the rails.

@awkward-akutagawa @awkward-atsushi Pick your roles, I'll go with realist

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Well one of you will have to get off the train. You can't both be engine-drivers.

A pesimist sees only darkness in the tunnel.

An optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel.

A realist sees train lights.

An engine-driver sees three idiots on the rails.

@awkward-akutagawa @awkward-atsushi Pick your roles, I'll go with realist

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A pesimist sees only darkness in the tunnel.

An optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel.

A realist sees train lights.

An engine-driver sees three idiots on the rails.

@awkward-akutagawa @awkward-atsushi Pick your roles, I'll go with realist

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That feeling you get in the middle of the night when you KNOW there's nothing in your room and you're home alone but then you hear a creak downstairs and steps through the kitchen and then the radio starts playing and someone comes up the stairs and you can practically already see your door opening and then you remember you didn't close them and all you want to do is scream but that would also alarm the intruder so you just lie there like

and then they enter your room and come to your bed and lean down right next to your face and it's @grand-chamberlain with that awful grin on his face and he informs you you forgot to lock your front door.

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-> Get a job babysitting

-> Get dead drunk

-> The kids babysit you now

(Works unless an univited uncle suddenly shows up and tells on you)

ft. @awkward-kenji @awkward-elise @awkward-kunikida

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And then the Lord saith: Let there be germs

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Y-you think you're so smart just because you know something about bunnies..! Don't think I didn't know that, I was just testing you!

The bunnies invaded the underground because of your idiocy ! Will you do something ?! - Ivan ( I know the bunny pictures were ooc but it was too funny to me not to point it out ).

Why should I do something? They're cute! It's not like YOU don't have your own little rodents so why can't I have mine?

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Do you realise how worthless you are to Fyodor's eyes ? He only sees your ability as valuable, he'd kill you after it has been found out.

First of all, rude.

Second of all, why do you think I turned myself in and cooperate with that governmental institute?

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Dermatologists hate him...

His coworkers also hate him...

Pretty much everyone hates him at this point...

But I still love my garbage son.

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The bunnies invaded the underground because of your idiocy ! Will you do something ?! - Ivan ( I know the bunny pictures were ooc but it was too funny to me not to point it out ).

Why should I do something? They're cute! It's not like YOU don't have your own little rodents so why can't I have mine?

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Chilling brothers (they enjoyed this and even turned on their back on their own, it is no abuse)

They're Willie's kids

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One of William's babies