awkwardbrownkid

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Summer's here now that school's finally out but it's been pretty dull so far, so I thought I'd start up this Tumblr thing again to talk about stuff no one else cares about.

First of all I spend pretty much the entire day home by myself, so it's been really lonely. On the plus side, I can sing and dance without being judged so that's not too bad. But it can get pretty creepy because I keep hearing noises in the house that freak me out. Not only that, but I can't cook to save my life. I think I've been surviving off of Ramen and turkey sandwiches for the past week and I'm surprised I even got that far. I spilled the boiling water down my pants the other day and I'll tell you it did not feel pleasant at all.

I didn't sign up for any summer camps and I don't really play sports because I'm a chubby brown kid, so human interaction is really minimal. I might have talked to Siri more than anyone else so far. Meanwhile my friends are off being active and stuff. A lot of my friends do other sports like cross country or track or hockey or whatever it is, and I just play basketball during the winter. And I suck at it anyways so that doesn't really count. While they're off playing sports or whatever, I'm stuck at home adding on to the hundreds of hours of Team Fortress 2 I have on my PC while pigging out on cookies and cream ice cream (yum).

I also considered starting to work out, but I have no idea how or what to do in order to get started. I got Nike Training on my Kinect though so my Xbox will make me buff in no time, guarenteed.

But being a chubby brown kid still has its perks though don't get me wrong. For example, growing facial hair in 5th grade. Pretty sure that alone can make up for everything I already said, so I'll just end it here. If you had the patience to actually read everytihng up to this point, then congratulations. You deserve a cookie.

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DYNAMIC ENTRY

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Dammit...

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You know what I never understood? Math textbook covers.

Boss: Alright folks, we need to make a cover on our math textbook that will both enlighten students on the course and briefly summarize the mathematics behind it.

Employee: Let’s put a girl playing volleyball

Boss: Fricken brilliant

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I can solve a Rubik's cube faster than I can do pull ups

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Spending my free time helping other people with their homework

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Is it weird that I pray to every deity I can think of that the snow doesn’t come back, daily?

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I would be awesome at ping pong... If I had someone to play with

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Having to message yourself when your bored