ayushipov
ayushipov
your local Asian mythological geek/ genius?
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ayushipov · 2 years ago
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apollo ☀️
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ayushipov · 2 years ago
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even when fic authors like sasuke or are sympathetic to his traumas, most sasuke-centric/SNS/SS fics are incredibly condescending toward his character lol. he's often characterized as a misguided, manipulated, and overly emotional person who needs the guidance of konoha/naruto/sakura to "fix him" when in reality it's konoha that needs fixing (read: abolition) and naruto and sakura who need to be radicalized against the state, and if not radicalized then taken down in pursuit of revolution.
im not even saying sasuke's methods are completely correct (although i dont hold that against his character, since kishimoto has a well-established pattern of writing antagonists that oppose the genocidal colonial-imperialist state as cartoonishly violent and "insane" in order to make naruto/konoha appear even remotely reasonable and morally defensible). but his canonical analyses of the shinobi system and awareness of how it needs to be brutally destroyed are easily 10 times more grounded in his class interests as a genocide survivor than those who claim to want to save him from his "hatred."
like cmon now the next best example is naruto, whose reaction to the truth about the uchiha massacre is "noooo why does sasuke hate konoha" and "im gonna die with sasuke so that in the next life he'll be free from being an uchiha." the bar is so low. like sasuke is self-sacrificial, hyper-independent, and downright suicidal, and still nobody in canon knows what's better for sasuke's well-being than sasuke himself.
it's actually kind of insulting how yall act like konoha/naruto/sakura can do better for him and do better than he can. but then again, canon does the same exact thing so im not really surprised lmao
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ayushipov · 2 years ago
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It's incredible how much chemistry Riven and Sky have. Like, they are so freaking shippable: the way they tease each other, the way they joke, how much they respect and care (in their own way) about one another. They are so in love and I ship them so much.
And after all those years I realized that I actually like Sky when he's not with Bloom, I don't hate him as I thought I did.
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ayushipov · 2 years ago
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Aphrodite- I have a black belt
Artemis- In karate?
Aphrodite- No in gucci of course
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ayushipov · 2 years ago
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Plz don’t use chat bots to write fanfiction you’re taking away from hundreds of fanfic writers who put their blood sweat & tears into a work with the only satisfaction being their own creative freedom.
Please do not turn art into this. You won’t like the world that creates.
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ayushipov · 2 years ago
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Apollo- *hugs Artemis*
Artemis- ew what is this
Apollo- affection
Artemis- gross
Apollo-...
Artemis- Do it again
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ayushipov · 2 years ago
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Apollo- I am the Sun god. You cannot talk to me like that
Artemis- A six year old girl can talk to you like that
Apollo- because that would be adorable
Artemis- no that is because there is a pecking order and you are a five year old girl.
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ayushipov · 2 years ago
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Apollo- Do you or do you not feel bonita
Artemis- I feel bonita
Apollo- wonderful because you look bonita
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ayushipov · 2 years ago
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Apollo- Am I in trouble?
Artemis *sharpening her arrows*- take a guess
Apollo- No?!
Artemis- take another guess
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ayushipov · 2 years ago
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Apollo- Artemis! You love me right?
Artemis- Normally I'd say yes without hesitation but I have a feeling this is going somewhere I don't like!
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ayushipov · 2 years ago
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Apollo - Sorry daddy I have been a bad boy
Artemis *exasperated*- For the last time Phoebus, it's Forgive me father for I have sinned
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ayushipov · 2 years ago
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Someone pls write this
Listen to me...
Niragi/Arisu/Chishiya as a precious love triangle 🤧🤧
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ayushipov · 2 years ago
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Apollo- Women do not need to dress more modestly
Men need to actually dress sluttier
Level the playing field
Aphrodite- Amen to that
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ayushipov · 2 years ago
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Aphrodite- are you a cuddler?
Artemis- I am a machine of death and destruction
Apollo- yeah she is a cuddler
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ayushipov · 2 years ago
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Big: maybe you're right. Maybe I don't even like myself
Porsche: That's fine. I'll love you enough for both of us.
Porsche: And maybe then you can learn to love yourself as much as I do.
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ayushipov · 3 years ago
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Tay: I'm so worthless
Tankun: NO YOU'RE NOT??? YOU'RE LITERALLY THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON ON EARTH. I WOULD WALK THROUGH THE BURNING FLAMES OF HELL FOR YOU, SO DON'T YOU EVER SAID THAT AGAIN.
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Porsche: I'm so worthless
Big: me too, don't worry
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ayushipov · 3 years ago
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For the ship-asks PORSCHEBIG! They have a strange kind of exciting potential and I NEED to hear more from you👀💕
*banging pots and pans* PORSCHEBIG PORSCHEBIG. Oh the amount of notes I have written for PorschBig in this ot3 agenda.
The basic starting point I have for them is this: it starts with Big's poor luck, because Kinn keeps assigning Big the duty of standing guard while he and Porsche fuck.
Except, it doesn't start then.
It actually starts when Kinn notices Big’s eyes lingering on Porsche more than usual, and the way he averts his eyes from their PDA. Kinn mentions it to Porsche, who at first is obstinate about it - “what’s his problem?!” - until Kinn just hums thoughtfully and says, “I think he likes you.”
Because, against the arguments of his own brain, Big finds himself thinking about Porsche way too much. It's jealousy, at first, for the way Porsche so easily skirts responsibility with his cocky charm. He has Kinn falling for him in a way that Big obviously could never match up to. But hate is as much of an obsession as love, and Big comes to crave the reactions he gets from Porsche. And the more he watches Porsche... the more he learns about him, his compassion and conviction. His muscles and tattoo. And the more he wants.
It really does circle back to Big's poor luck, because now there are two men he feels attraction for (and lust, and jealousy, and loyalty, and hate, and devotion, and-), and they're in a relationship together. They're his superiors. And at every turn it feels like they keep shoving it in his face because even on his knees, Porsche has ears okay, he can hear a doorknob turning.
So basically, Porsche is driving this ot3, because his older sibling instinct sees a pathetic meowmeow he can adopt in Big, and his newly awakened bi instinct can see a pathetic wet man he can top and tame in Big.
Meanwhie, Kinn has always had a soft spot for Big that he had always labelled a weakness, and so treated him like/accidentally cultivated that pathetic wet man persona. But if Porsche shows him it's okay to want playthings that may become real relationship things because of his, Kinn Theerapanyakul's, big stupid heart, then...
And then pepper this with subtle (or not) bdsm flavouring. And that's it, that's the agenda. Porsche is driving this ship.
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