#incorrect percy jackson quotes

[raphael-angele]

Nico is a Baby, Bianca is Alive (The Separation)

Before the cabins decided they'll take turns watching over Nico while Bianca is away, Percy and Annabeth were the only ones Bianca trusted to look after him.

Bianca: And make sure he eats his vegetables.

Percy: We know, Bianca.

Bianca: If he eats sweets, make sure that he drinks water after.

Percy: *repeats what she's saying* Yeah, yeah. We know. You already told us like 15 times

Bianca: *sigh* Sorry. I never left him for so long.

Percy: He'll be fine with us. We promise. Annabeth will give him a one-on-one teaching, I'll make sure he wont get hurt during training.

Bianca: *narrows her eyes*

Percy: And we'll both see to it that he eats healthy and gets enough sleep.

Bianca: ...Uh huh

Nico, running to them: PERCY! PERCY! C'MON! You promised to play Mythomagic wirh me *drags him off*

Percy: *dragged off* Ok, ok

Annabeth, walking up to Bianca:

Bianca: Hope he wont be too much work.

Annabeth: Eh, he's been a delight so far. He's kinda like a mini Percy

Bianca: Now that kinda worries me

Annabeth: *chuckles*

Bianca: Maybe I shouldn't go. I'll just tell Lady Artemis that I'll go next solstice.

Annabeth: Are you kidding me? Bianca, you get to travel the whole entire world. You shouldn't miss out on that, especially after spending 70 years in that hotel

Bianca: I know. It's just...I'm starting to think that maybe I rushed into the decision.

Annabeth: Hey, you have every right to be join out of interest. And Nico's happy for you. Sure it took some time but he is. Sone time apart will do you two some good.

Bianca: You really think I'm doing the right thing here?

Annabeth: I think you deserve to find out who you really are. And that's not gonna happen if you're always gonna be concerned with the well being of other people over your own.

Thalia, entering: Bianca. Ready to go?

Bianca: *looks at Annabeth*

Annabeth: *smiles*

Bianca: ...Nico!

Nico: *goes over to her then sees Thalia* You have to go now?

Bianca: Yeah.

Nico: *hugs her tightly*

Bianca: *hugs back*

Nico: Is there anything I can do to make you stay?

Bianca: ... *slowly pulls away* Nico. You know that I can't always be by your side, right? I can't always look after you.

Nico: Yeah, but-

Bianca: You need to be a big boy, now. You need to learn how to do things without me.

Nico: B-but, I don't know how to be a big boy.

Bianca: That's why people here will help you. People like Annabeth and Percy will help you.

Nico: But why can't you teach me?

Bianca: ...because I need to grow up, too.

Nico: *hugs her again* You'll come and visit me right?

Bianca: Of course I will. Every chance I get.

Nico: And you'll send me post cards?

Bianca: I'll try to send you one every week to tell you where I am and what I did.

Thalia, putting her hand on her shoulder: It's time to go.

Bianca:

Nico: *lets her go*

Bianca: Tell you what? How 'bout I let the trainers teach you how to shoot an arrow?

Nico, sparkle in his eyes: REALLY?!

Bianca: Yeah, it'll be good on you to know how to fight monsters. And if you guys beat us in Capture the Flag next time, I'll let them teach you how to use a sword.

Nico, sparkles in his eyes: *gaaasssp* Percy! Annie! You heard that? I get to use a sword!

Bianca: *soft smile then looks at Thalia*

Thalia: Let's go.

Bianca:

Nico:

Bianca: *kisses his forehead* Arrivederci, soldatino.

Nico: Arrivederci, amata sorella

[simpingforpjo]

Monster: Identify yourself!

Percy, panicked: Percy Jackson, Greek, 16, leo sun and bisexual sir!

Monster: You're bi? That's so valid.

[sarcasm-and-stiles]

Y/N, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!

Percy: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.

[incorrect-riordanverse-quotes]

Nico to Will: Would you like to stay for dinner? Persephone, from a different room: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?!

[percabethlovebot]

Will: We all have our demons.

Will, grabbing Nico: This one's mine.

[unhinged-arsonist]

*talking about Apollo*

Will: I just don't think I relate to him that much. He's gay and mentally ill.

Nico:

Will: ... don't say anything

[justonemorechapternicercy]

Percy: Sorry for not replying sooner, I was too tired and I forgot.

Nico:

Nico: Sweetheart, you didn't forget to reply. You literally fell asleep on my shoulder in the middle of our conversation.

[riordanverse-craziness]

Chiron: Grover, can I speak to you for a minute? In private. Grover: Ooh, someone's in trouble. It's me. I don't know why I did that.

[lovepadfoot]

Nico: Are you sure there’s no way we can get rid of him? (referring to Percy)

Will: Not without cause Nico.

Nico: I have cause. It is be-cause I hate him.

[marvelflame2010]

Clarisse: Surgery is basically just stabbing someone to life

Y/n: Please never become a surgeon

[raphael-angele]

If Bianca Met this Character Part 4: Piper McLean

Aphrodite kid, complaining about a show: Why did he cheat on her? I thought he loved her and he's just gonna sleep with this bitch?

Another Aphrodite kid: Why do men cheat in general?

Bianca(forced to mingle because Percy said she needs more friends): Well, there are two, popular theories. One: Men, are victims to an evolutionary process that genetically programs their sexual habits

Aphrodite kid: What's the other theory?

Bianca: Men are scum

Aphrodite cabin:

Piper: Oh, I looove her.

[simpingforpjo]

Grover: True strength is forgiving a person who wasn’t even sorry

Percy: Not to be dramatic but I would literally rather die

[sarcasm-and-stiles]

Percy: When do you usually go to sleep?

Y/N: Whenever I collapse is entirely up to the gods.

[incorrect-riordanverse-quotes]

Will, seeing the inside of Nico's cabin for the first time: It was nice of the Addams family to lend you their place for the weekend.

[percabethlovebot]

Kayla: Nico would throw himself in front of a moving car for you.

Will: Nico would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun.

[unhinged-arsonist]

*on the phone*

Annabeth: babe, I'm breaking up-

Percy: I'm pregnant!

Annabeth:

Annabeth: I meant the call...

Percy: right, sorry. I panicked

Credit to number1abbasupporter for the og post