b2s-incorrect-quotes
b2s-incorrect-quotes
aiden the unfriendly ghost
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incorrect quotes for beyond: two souls :) hmu @chickpeace
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b2s-incorrect-quotes · 4 years ago
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Jodie: Every morning, my adopted dad would wake up early just to cut the crust off my sandwich. He knew the crust was my favourite part. He hated me so much.
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b2s-incorrect-quotes · 4 years ago
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Cole: Science has left me a sad and lonely man.
Nathan: Hello.
Cole: This is the sad and lonely man science has left me.
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b2s-incorrect-quotes · 4 years ago
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Cole: *kisses Jodie's forehead*
Ryan: Why don't you kiss my forehead?
Jodie: Because I don't fucking like you.
Ryan: I was talking to Cole.
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b2s-incorrect-quotes · 4 years ago
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Nathan: How do you move things around with your mind it's incredible
Jodie: ghost
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b2s-incorrect-quotes · 4 years ago
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Jodie: Am I in trouble?
Cole: Take a guess.
Jodie: No?
Cole: Take another guess.
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b2s-incorrect-quotes · 4 years ago
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imagining a guy who only enjoys movies when he thinks of them as artsy video games with minimal player input
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b2s-incorrect-quotes · 4 years ago
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Jodie, texting Cole: based on our recent interactions, do you think Nathan partakes in horse tranquilizers?
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b2s-incorrect-quotes · 4 years ago
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Ryan, looking at Jodie: She needs to relax her shoulders.
Cole: Nathan just died.
Ryan: Okay, um... the tension she’s carrying isn’t gonna bring him back...
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b2s-incorrect-quotes · 5 years ago
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Philip: DON’T you limp your wrist at me,
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b2s-incorrect-quotes · 5 years ago
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Jodie to Ryan: You are NOT my right hand arm. Man. You are NOT my best friend, you are NOT my confidante, and you are most certainly NOT my silly rabbit.
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b2s-incorrect-quotes · 5 years ago
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Jodie: “how do you come up with this stuff” well I've been plagued by visions since birth.
Stan: Jodie, it's called having eyes.
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b2s-incorrect-quotes · 5 years ago
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Ryan: You know what? Fuck you. I'll eat a Nature Valley on your bed.
Jodie: Just shoot me and get it over with you sick bastard
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b2s-incorrect-quotes · 5 years ago
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Teenage Jodie: Please stop before my therapist knows your name.
Adult Jodie: Stop before your therapist knows my name.
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b2s-incorrect-quotes · 5 years ago
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Jodie: You ever touch your face and think, "There's bones in me skin."
Jodie: Ignore me I'm on ketamine.
Aiden: I wish I had bones
Cole: I wish I had ketamine
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b2s-incorrect-quotes · 5 years ago
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Ryan: Why’d you get jumped?
Jodie: I don’t know, should I go ask them?
Jodie: Swear you ask the dumbest fucking questions
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b2s-incorrect-quotes · 5 years ago
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Jodie: I don't want to end this year on bad terms with anyone.
Jodie: Apologize to me.
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b2s-incorrect-quotes · 5 years ago
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some jodie doodles from the other day :>
homeless + the condenser
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