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vanalex · 1 year ago
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hellgirl666xx · 2 months ago
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incorrectdccomicquotes · 10 months ago
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Tim Drake: You’re not special for reading The Great Gatsby, we all went to high school.
Jason Todd: Whenever you feel like criticizing anyone, just remember that all the people in the world haven’t had the advantages that you’ve had.
Tim Drake: Okie dokie, let’s town it down here, I was just making a joke.
Jason Todd: So was I. That’s one of the first lines of the book.
Tim Drake: What.
Tim Drake: I never read the book.
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twistedappletree · 1 year ago
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incorrectquotesmcu · 6 months ago
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Bucky: According to some old myths, birthmarks show where you got killed in your past life.
Scott: I have birthmarks on both sides of my head. I think I was speared.
Sam: Nope, you were shot. When your leader says “Duck!” you do not respond with “Where?!”
Scott: Man, I hope I got to see the duck before I died.
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goldandglittersblog · 7 months ago
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Draco: Hey, How's the boyfriend?
Hermione: I've told you a hundred times that Ron and I broke up. Why do you keep asking this?
Draco: Feels incredibly good to hear the news.
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incorrectbatfam · 10 months ago
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Jason: Honestly, who the fuck actually likes sparkling water? That shit tastes like TV static.
Harper: I don't know how he came to this conclusion, I just know he's absolutely right.
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jasonsthunderthighs · 5 months ago
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*Watchin a film together on the couch*
Tim: She better not go back to him.
Jason: *Doesn't answer as he drinks the last bit in his cup, lookin up at the ceilin*
Tim: *Lookin at Jason* What are you lookin at?
Jason: *Still lookin up at the ceilin* That spider
Tim: *Looks up frantically at the ceilin* Where? I don't see it!
Jason: Huh. *Not takin his eyes off the ceilin* Must've fell already.
Tim: No! *Scurries off the couch*
Jason: Since you're up, can you get me somethin to drink? *Looks at Tim, givin the cup to him*
Tim: *Laughin at the trick, takin the cup and hittin Jason on the head with it before makin him a drink*
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inmyperfectworld · 1 year ago
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Locs hairstyles inspo, part 2✨🩷
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Sirius, while cleaning a mess kid!Harry made: We need a slur for toddlers Remus: in polish we have "gówniaki", which roughly translates to "shitlings" Sirius: Perfect
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capndragn94 · 2 months ago
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Catra: Just remember, what doesn't kill you... will give you kinks that are very very difficult and embarrassing to explain.
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hellgirl666xx · 3 months ago
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Tony: think about the possibilities, you could stab your enemies with this
Stephen: it isn’t efficient: the heat will immediately close the severed arteries.
Harley: I’m sorry Stephen, but it actually works just fine.
America: and you just witnessed a Gryffindor, a Ravenclaw and a Slytherin having a conversation.
Peter: why use it to cut people when you can have toasts?!
America: and here’s the Hufflepuff
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incorrectquotesmcu · 6 months ago
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Y/N: How about I get Wanda this?
Sam: Are you serious?
Y/N: She loves cooking!
Bucky: You can't get her that!
Y/N: It's perfect!
Yelena: You're an idiot.
Y/N: But—
Kate: You can't get Wanda a bag of onions for Christmas!
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goldandglittersblog · 7 months ago
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Draco: I am getting married in the coming month of November.
Hermione: Congratulations!!
Draco:
Draco: So... I am considering you are game then.
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vanalex · 3 months ago
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Type O Negative - RKCNDY - Seattle, WA 5.21.94
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