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How the fuck am I supposed to meet a fellow lesbian and then convince her to date me

Don't know anything about lesbians, but maybe if you walked around carrying a baseball bat that'd be really bad ass.

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Is your entire name just a front so people call you puki (pooky) because you dont feel validated by your own partner?

My username predates the nickname pookie. Does the name "doktor schruum" have to do with the fact that physicians keep finding strange fungal infections on your testicles?

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My exact kinda coffee

(King George Street, Tel Aviv, Israel)

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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!!

It is June and that means the MONTH OF GAYS!

But it also marks the ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF MY ETSY SHOP which is super duper exciting

So to celebrate, there is a 20% discount on ALL pride items on my shop this month. In need of some pride blåhaj stickers? Pins? Keychains? Get em now while they're hot at https://bacolotl.etsy.com

Not convinced yet? Reviews under the cut vvv

Please buy my things

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it's almost pride month again. what a great reminder for Please Be Normal about these people:

- aromantic people who aren't asexual.

- asexual people who aren't aromantic.

- cishet aromantic and cishet asexual people.

- aromantic men in general.

- intersex people who are trans.

- intersex people who are are cis.

- intersex people who are cistrans/tris and those who are neither.

- intersex people who are cishet.

- intersex people in general.

- nonbinary people who don't personally identify as transfem or transmasc.

- nonbinary people who don't want to be androgynous.

- cis people who use neopronouns and/or xenogenders while still feeling cis fits just fine.

- people who feel gender dysphoria or misgendered when referred to by they/them, especially after telling you not to use they/them.

PART TWO.

⚠️ Do not use they/them if talking about me to others in reblogs/comments. I have neopronouns in my pinned post ⚠️

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hey so protip if you have abusive parents and need to get around the house as quietly as possible, stay close to furniture and other heavy stuff because the floor is settled there and it’s less likely to creak

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trying to explain to tumblr that the Middle Class in not their enemy

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OK SORRY I JUST NEED TO POINT OUT GRACEPOINT

Because that is hilarious actually, the show is just the most garbage "we have broadchurch at home" slop ever, it is BAD and Tennant is AMERICAN and ugh. And yet he still managed to get an award for it because despite everything he did his thing and charmed the audience. Madlad

A collection of the awards that David Tennant has won in the past 10 years

…and this isn’t even all of them (just the ones I had photos for).

…and that’s not even counting the numerous lovely nominations he’s received (which are also quite an honor), such as the Best Actor Olivier for Lobby Hero & multiple Royal Television Society Programme Award nominations.

All the awards for Tennant!

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hey so protip if you have abusive parents and need to get around the house as quietly as possible, stay close to furniture and other heavy stuff because the floor is settled there and it’s less likely to creak

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Euebdheh its art fight month soon what am i gonna DOOOOOOO

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petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

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hey so protip if you have abusive parents and need to get around the house as quietly as possible, stay close to furniture and other heavy stuff because the floor is settled there and it’s less likely to creak

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No cause what even is this blog 😭

WHAT ARE U DOING ANDREW???

LIDMF AI + PHOTOSHOP "Papa Francisco 2.0"

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I do wanna see this shit on my page this is hilarious

LIDMF AI + PHOTOSHOP "Papa Francisco 2.0"

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the us navy has graciously given the fishies another $60 million dollar fighter jet lmao