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“NO!” Andromeda Tonks screamed helplessly. “LEAVE HIM ALONE!”

But Bellatrix held her wand steadily fixed on poor Ted Tonks as he started to grow bigger. And bigger. And bigger. Like a balloon.

Ted Tonks should’ve been more careful.

This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things by Anonymous

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After years, Snape finally had Potter right where he wanted him; tied to a spanking bench in his Room of Punishment.

“Now." growled Snape, flexing the riding crop. "Who’s your daddy, Potter”

“James.”

Snape’s howls could be heard throughout Hogwarts.

A collection of micro-smut for the Harry Potter Bad Smut Challenge.

Make Me Your Whore-Crux: a collection of truly terrible Potter Smut by Nunspringa

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He stands before her, and Luna’s eyes fall briefly to the lunchbox trapped under thrift clothing. It’s mere inches from her face, but she resists devouring it whole. Papa always said manners maketh a lady.

Artist Dean and muse Luna enjoy themselves.

The sheen of lust by SquibNation10

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“Severus, Lucius, I think we were accidentally married…and I am still feeling the effects from the Amortentia.” Hermione gasped, seeing matching rings that had magically appeared around their fingers.

“Fuck, how am I going to explain this to Cissy?” Lucius grumbled.

Hermione's desires come true.

Forbidden Steamy Desires by aleysiasnape

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She sent a message to the squib and waited in her office.

Argus was once more thinking about Dolores and playing with his ding a ling when a floating piece of paper materialized in front of him. He immediately recognized the handwriting. He took the paper and wrapped it around his sausage, stroking it faster and faster. He came with a loud shout.

“DOLORES!” he shouted in caps lock mode.

Harry Potter, lying on his bed unable to sleep, suddenly heard a loud shout of his worst nightmare’s name. He shivered.

Filch and Dolores can't fight their attraction. They would rule Hogwarts together.

Nipples Like Salami by ryallsirius

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Lavender shook her head in disbelief. "Do you honestly ever shut the fuck up?" 

"I can't! You're so deep inside my molten core! Rearrange my guts! Squirt that thick baby juice into me!!"

She shuddered. If Lockhart had Obliviated anyone, she sincerely hoped it was single every one of his sexual partner's memories.

Lavender finds Lockhart caught in a compromising position.

My Kink Is Karma by chaos_bear

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“Need your manhood in me right now,” Ginny gasped as she fumbled with his buttons, pressing him back against the now shut door.   "What happened to Hi? Hello?"

Theodore and Ginny compete to make the other laugh first.

Pillow Talk by The_Taco_Writes

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Happy National Sex Day & Bad Smut Fest Day!

This was a silly idea generated in the depths of both my discord server and my mind and I never expected anyone to agree to write bad smut with me, but I am absolutely delighted and appalled that people did!

Read the Bad Smut submissions here

(sorry)

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Three more days!

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Lavender held still, watched him shift and tremble in anticipation, waiting for her to move.

"Maybe you should show me how much you want it, little office slut. Work for it."

Watching Lockhart try to move his body back and forth in the couple of inches he had to spare was satisfying. His leg muscles trembled and twitched, and his spine dipped as he struggled to push himself back upon her.

"Oh yes, Mommy, please."

Lavender's eyebrows flew up at his unexpected cry. His back arched, and the copy machine rattled with the force of his efforts.

"Oh yes, use me, abuse me, shove that hot meat rod right down my kitty!"

His fucking what?

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We find ourselves on a suggestive culinary journey where the senses overwhelm to the point of overstimulation—again and again and again.

We begin with a hot dog stand, its steaming red weenies nestled snugly within soft pillowy buns. A molten core of creamy mayo oozes deep from within, enticing the palate with promises of savoury, briny bliss— just waiting to explode across your tongue.

Our journey now takes us to the bakery, where dripping honeyed peach pastries beckon with moist allure. It would be divine to bury your face into their sopping centres, licking and eating until you can't take any more.

Meanwhile, across the way, double salamis hang heavy and round. Their robust and salty flavours are tightly wrapped in velvet sheaths, just aching to be shoved into a waiting mouth. Can they both fit?

Is this the blissful garden of Eden? Nay, this is the kitchen of the red eyed devil— he who tempts and teases until you're perched and dripping on the very quivering peak of desire.

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Wondering what the absolute fuck is going on?

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Have you ever read a smut scene and gotten a little embarrassed, cringed, or had to put the phone down for a second? Well, welcome to an entire Harry Potter fanfiction collection created with the intention of doing just that!

The first inaugural Bad Smut Challenge is ready and waiting for your velvet wrapped quill to set its pages ablaze with desire—and bad smut.

Make it funny, make it weird, awkward, uncomfortable, cracky, silly, strange! Make it bad, but in the same way that Twilight is bad.

Fics drop on National Sex Day (June 9th). Works due June 8th.

2.5k max, lets not strain ourselves here. Don't take it too seriously.

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