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the deadliest trio(canonically)

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Look What You’ve Become.

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apple trend ive been seeing but with minecraft

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SACRIFICE

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Can they PLEASE be normal

Transcript:

Bdubs: WHY? Because! Etho thinks he can go prank with other teams, I can prank with other teams as well and Jimmy and I —

Jimmy: [whispering, overlapping] It’s a — it’s a jealousy thing…

Bdubs: — joined up together, and pranked somebody else.

[overlapping]

Gem: Why are these two constantly divorced?

Etho: What are you trying to steal my boy away, Jimmy?

Scar: Hey guys… any room in the, uh, lighthouse?

Jimmy: Hey Etho guess what? We had a good time.

Bdubs: We had a REALLY good time, yes.

Etho: I was kinda there I watched it, so —

Scar: It’s getting kind of messy over here…

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SOMEONE HELP ME.

THE PERMIT OFFICE PLEASE HOLD DA DADA DA DA DADA DADA IS STUCK IN MY HEAD AND ITS BEEN STUCK IN MY HEAD ALL DAY. (● ˃̶͈̀ロ˂̶͈́)੭⁾⁾

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You will not be punished.

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PAST LIFE SESSION 3 SPOILERS

I'm watching Etho's past life session 3

WHY AM I WATCHING GROWN MEN GO THROUGH A DIVORCE 😭😭😭

It's so funny to me especially because of Jimmy after the fact, Bdubs and Jimmy teamed up to go and prank the gluten boys tower thingymajig.

No yea no yea it's SUPER fine go have fun with your other woman see if I care (*｀д´)

EDIT: Awww look at them talking it out as a family with their words. Beautiful.

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Your not him.

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Past life etho is my favourite creature rn. The boats in the walls, the lighthouse joke, taking revenge for Scott, not knowing what Ghibli was and saying he's 'seen some anime' while he has a Kakashi skin, talking slang with gem, 'this is so special to me' *boat breaks*, talking thumbnails and nostalgia with Mumbo, and the whole damn time HE'S STILL INFO DUMPING LIKE LAST EPISODE, AND HE SOUNDS SO HAPPY THE WHOLE TIME I LOVE HIM

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INTRO POST ‼️‼️

HELLOO, you can call me Bird (We'll jus go with bird because I'm not saying my name unless were friends ykykyk)

I'm a big big fan of Hermitcraft and the Life Series ‼️ (Scarian <3)

I love to read and write and I post on ao3 as much as I can.

I used to post a lot of dreamsmp stuff but now I focus on scarian and will be sure to write more fics in the future (I'm foreshadowing my new fic, just wait just wait for it).

My favourite books areee:

🪶The poppy war — R.F Kuang

🪶The song of Achilles —Madeline Miller.

🪶(Honourable mentions to the Six of Crows and Dark rise 🙏)

What else do you put in these?

My pronouns are he/him and I am a minor soooo 👍👍

I'm up for moots please just ask 🙏🙏 I swear I'm cool guys I just GET SCARED. But anyway. As long as you're not like super old or anything because that is quite uncomfortable 😭😭

Also if you see other blogs before this one no you don't. Just pretend that this was here alllll along alright? I wasn't gonna make an into post because I was like pfff I'm only on tumblr for the fanart...I've been consumed by this app.

MUSIC:

🪶 The Crane Wives

🪶EPIC the musical <333

🪶Hamilton (what can I say?)

🪶Hozier

🪶The Arcadian Wild (Highly highly highly recommend)

ANYWAY YAAAA I HOPE THAT LINK FOR MY AO3 WORKS LMAOOO

OOO WAIT, I ALSO LOVE SPIDERMAN LIKE AN UNHEALTHY AMOUNT, FEEL LIKE THATS IMPORTANT TOO

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Shleepy critters!! My ethubs

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lotsa kills this session huh

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that famous duck everyone’s been talking about recently…

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THIS IS SO COOL WHAT ⁉️⁉️⁉️

The Society is pleased. You will not be punished. You are still sworn to secrecy.

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I just found this really funny

I lost the original text post of this, have been meaning to draw it. I can hear a young teenager Grian when he swears who sound like he is going to cry. He just want the bird seeds >;[

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From twt but KATE PILLSBURY FROM THE CRANE WIVES HAS DESERTDUO STUFFIES ??