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Bought fake Louis Vuitton just to put my dirty laundry in it. I haggle fake designer street dealers in New York City just for the game
#New York City#Shout out to New York#but not actually the city is both bad and good#quick what is the karmic balance of new york#designer#louis vuitton#street dealer
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Just ate Greek yogurt that shit was like making a zen garden
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In the apse of an H-Mart admiring imported fruits and vegetables
#Shoutout to Korean people#H-Mart is the goat#If you don't know what H-Mart is Ill cry for you#Fruit#Vegetable
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Hotboxed an igloo only big enough for people under 6 foot
#I actually did this#I made an igloo#I was also high making the igloo#And I was high in the igloo#And the igloo was not high it was very short#hence people under 6 foot
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Being an adult is great I'm eating a banana and some baklava high off some shit called grape limeade
#Summer#Sumer#Mesopotamia#Real Humans Read Cuneiform#Baklava#Shoutout to Turkish people#Grapes#Grapes and limeade? In this economy?
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Ripped the freakbob cart to the grocery store bought 3 bananas
#Waluigi#Banana#Waluigi driving a car holding a banana#waluigi wearing a fur coat in a car holding a banana#waluigi wearing a white fur coat slightly sluttily in a car holding a ripe banana#mario kart
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I'm walking like a cyclist cycles
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Carrying a plastic longsword and an Nvidia GeForce 2080 Super ready to listen to some questionable gym music from my albino friend
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Smoking in a garage beer garden put my cigar on a Budapest ash tray my grandparents stole
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Playing Jenga with a cat I'm calculating mathematical probabilities for this structure
#Cats#physics#non-newtonian mechanics#except jenga is very newtonian#but not the oscillations of waves
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Drank a mimosa in a frat house its brunch until I'm judging a chili cookoff
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Drinking ice cold apple juice out of French crystal butt naked on the toilet
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I'm like Lorenzo De Medici in this bitch
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