bardiclad

[bardiclad]

Odysseus: Athena please keep my boy safe. He can be your warrior. He’s the son of the wisest mortal to ever exist.

Athena: Oh, do you think that highly of yourself?

Odysseus: What? No. I was talking about Penelope

[bardiclad]

For anyone wondering, it’s “I’m actually so excited right now”

someone translate this NOW

[bardiclad]

In Mumbo’s most recent video on building a pyramid, there is a hieroglyphics transition card for chapter 7.

The translation: “I’m aktually swa akskitad right nwau” or “I’m actually so excited right now”

Or at least this is the best translation I could find and it’s really interesting because hieroglyphics don’t translate perfectly into english. Several of our letters are either missing or replaced by combos of hieroglyphs (and the reverse stands true). Intriguingly, several of the hieroglyphs Mumbo used are backwards, seemingly where the spelling wouldn’t line up with english so he instead used the closest phoenetic equivalent.

I’m no expert in hieroglyphics (only a passing interest) and there’s a high chance I’ve made errors but either way this is really cool and I’m impressed with Mumbo

[bardiclad]

I hate to say it, but I kinda missed being cussed out daily. At least then I knew what would happen.

Getting repeatedly threatened is so much worse. He followed through once and beat me, so who knows? Maybe my dad will actually kick me out?

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Like the sex pollen trope? Or something like “I cast HORNYBALL”

Fireball but instead of doing damage it forcibly makes everyone in the blast radius into a polycule

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Thank goodness I learned how to turn my ghost friends invisible. Our cover was almost blown

that one friend who’s always cold: i’m cold

that one friend who can see ghosts: which is weird because you’re not even being haunted right now or anything

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You’re a childrens cartoon yet you’re lying to people. Smh facists these days. Not even able to help the lil babee tumblr users

evil wizard how do i use tumblr im new

believe everything you see unless you disagree with it; in that case, misinterpret it in a way that no logical person could have predicted and accuse the op of being a fascist. this applies double to children’s cartoons. good luck 💖✨

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Fish, will you be the hip to my hop? You are, like, totally radical with a bodacious bod. As if I could lie, like, I legit think it be gnarley to DINK with you

fish will you be the livvy dunne to my baby gronk youre so sigma w a lvl ten gyatt im not being skibidi i wanna rizz you up

I really need you to never say that ever again

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Depends. Am I allowed to help with the blood spilling?

If the amulet tries to destroy our friendship built upon a bloodpact then I will never forgive it

Never.

But are you normal about your friend who wears the corrupted amulet?

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Can you go after their bosses evil wizard? They are ruining the aesthetic of evil curse mountain because their bosses make them work there.

favourite rpg trope is the merchants in incredibly hostile environments. we are at the evil curse mountain and youre just selling me items normal style

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So on YouTube there’s these community posts that usually show the top comment beneath them. I kept seeing “Your recommended posts, all in one place” as the top comment and I first I was like cool, some sort of bot got top comment whatever.

But then I saw it again. And again. And again.

So I was getting fed up with this dumb obviously copypasta and wanted to go give the comment a thumbs down. And. It was not a comment.

It’s a new “feature” on YouTube.

End me, Tumblr gods.

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Human nature is to seek and harness what it does bot understand. For eons, life and death have remained largely untouched by mortal machinations. Accelerated and delayed but never fully controlled.

While I may not hold the ultimate power to yield the forces of Life and Death, the journey may yet be fruitful. For in my hands, I hold a small capsule with the strength to control the start of life itself.

With this birth control pill, my quest can begin.

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To whom is the Supreme Court accountable to when the US Constitution is regarded as null and void?