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when a nerd gets their paycheck

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Painted this mini of a unicorn yesterday! Took me like 6 hours and 8 different paint layers but I'm super happy with it. 🦄🐲

Paint: Model Colours

Brushes: Dungeons and Dragons 3 piece set

I was going to make it my current PC's mount but I decided on an elephant cause she's Chaotic Neutral as hell.

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This is Brelle.  Race: Half-Elf Class: Lvl. 6 Paladin, Lvl. 1 Bard Weapon: Frostbrand Longsword  Alignment: Chaotic Neutral  Background: Hermit  Brelle is my current PC and I didn’t know if I would like her very much because I got to our session late so we had to rush my character but we are BALLS DEEP like 10 sessions in and let me tell you, she is wonderful. I love playing her, she’s fuckin’ wild and the rest of my party always says stuff like “this party is just Brelle and her bitches”.  This sis the validation I need. 

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I think the best use of the hit or miss meme is in context of dnd.

For example,

Dm:Roll to attack

dm,quietly: Hit or miss

Player: I GUESS THEY NEVER MISS HUH?

DM:Roll damage.

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When your PC kills an innocent shopkeeper for the cheek of asking for 20gp for a potion of healing, then insists they’re still “Chaotic Good”

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A subtle blend, but oh so lovely~ 💙☁️

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How the DM looks at you when you split the party

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When you play an edgy, angst-filled character who doesn’t wanna talk about their backstory: