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❤︎︎ 𝐆𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐝 ❤︎︎

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Thinking about König while listening to Rammstein….

(Rammstein - Du riechst so gut, esp the mv..🥴 I would recommend everyone to look up the lyrics at least)

⋆˚࿔𝄢ৎ୭ Cw: Scent Stuff? Not a kink, but König is kind of primal…

This royal ball was different from the endless others Alexander „The Sworded Giant“ König has been guarding as part of his royal duties. He rarely meets pleasant company in a sea of know-it-all Emperors and better-than-you Princesses. While those snotty guests still attended as usual, there was something different in the air tonight.

No, even Königs carefully trained nose couldn’t name this faint hint of a scent. And though it only made his chest tighten ever the slightest bit, he knew he had to find out what it is. He looked around the giant hall and then at his partner a few feet away from him (he doesn’t even know him,even though he’s sure they’ve been working together for years), cleared his throat and told him „I need to see someone urgently. Don’t tell anybody i left my spot.“

And before the poor man, shocked by the rare appearance of the giants deep, austrian accent, could even think of a reply, he had to watch his colleague turn around and dash away.

Der Wahnsinn

Ist nur eine schmale Brücke

Die Ufer sind Verunft und Trieb

(Madness)

(Is just a slim bridge)

(Its Shores are reason and instinct)

He feels it going down his nose, straight into his lungs and into his long dead, icy veins. It had overtaken his fingers, he couldn’t stop clenching them or relax his overly tense shoulders. He must look insane, this beast of a man just stomping right through the dancefloor, as if in the middle of the most important mission of his life, or maybe possessed?…yea, thats how König currently felt, like a bloodhungry Animal had overtaken him. He doesn’t care if he gets in trouble, if he loses his position or his job, he knows he would devote the rest of his lackluster life faithfully looking for the sweet peach producing such sinfully sweet scent.

He mutters to himself as he hastes around the extravagantly giant building. As the scent grows stronger he notices that its no food, no flowers or any perfume. No, this better, not even the most expensive perfume in the world couldnt compete with this. This is the smell of blood running through fragile veins, a thin layer of sweat on delicate skin,but theres something sweet about it that he can only describe as fertile submissive and ready to bred. But as his arousal grows, so does this deep, hidden feeling inside of König. This other side of him, that feels the need to catch,keep and break something. A feeling he only gets close to fulfilling when he’s in a gruesome battle, when he feels the most alive.

„Verdammt, wo bist du meine Aphrodite?“

(Damn, where are you my aphrodite?)

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A/N: This is from my drafts…should i continue it?👀 I probably will.

König would definitely listen to rammstein, sick pervert he is. I love writing König speaking german, rawr 👅

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me walking in school knowing i look a mess, phone is on 20%, surviving off water and gum, only having 3 hours of sleep, my homework is on a random paper and I smell like weed but at least I’m not racist and accept people the way they are

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Simon Riley x Stoner!Reader

-`♡´- Cw: Drug usage, nsfw.

-`♡´- Simon, who didnt know what to expect when you told him you were a „pretty avid stoner“ when you first met him.

-`♡´- Simon, who himself maybe smoked weed once when he was really young, hasn’t tried it in centuries.

-`♡´- Simon, who quickly figures out you’re being overcharged on your weed. Doesn’t like the thought of you meeting up with some stingy guy in the middle of the night either, so he quickly takes it as his duty to make sure his princess never runs out. Whenever your jar gets halfway empty, its magically topped up again the next day. (And of course, its the best stuff you could get too.)

-`♡´- Simon, who quickly learns how to expertly roll for you, to make sure you have a joint waiting for you when you get home from work. Pre-rolls enough joints for you when he’s on deployment, doesn’t want his spoiled princess to ruin her manicure.

-`♡´- Simon, who loves watching your lipgloss smear all over the filter. Reminds him of the way it smears all over his tip—

-`♡´- Simon, who makes sure you got all the snacks and drinks you need before you even sit down, and wraps you in a blanket too. Munchies got you craving McDonalds? Hop in Princess, of course he‘ll drive you.

-`♡´- Simon, who loves how utterly stupid and lazy you get after only a couple of hits. Loves how you stare at him with those sultry low eyes, trying your best to understand whatever he was babbling on about. Loves how you beg him to grab something for you, or carry you upstairs into your bedroom, because the weed made your legs numb.

-`♡´- Simon, who takes a hit or two after a rough day and feels himself melting into your soft touch.

-`♡´- NSFW under the cut -`♡´-

-`♡´- Simon, who loves how hungry you get to suck on his cock when you’re high, it was as if the weed opened up your throat to take all of him. Your drool running everywhere as you ate him up for your own enjoyment.

-`♡´- Simon, who‘s amazed by horny and sopping wet you get from just a blunt. Not that you’re not soaking your panties all the time, but when you’re baked it all came out like a waterfall.

-`♡´- And if Simon decides to take a hit…well, cancel your plans for tomorrow. 🤭

(A/N: Wrote this on my way to work, not proofread lol. Does weed make anyone else stupid horny??)

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⋅˚₊‧ ୨୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅ Cw: Nsfw, objectification. ⋅˚₊‧ ୨୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅

✮⋆˙ Simon Riley, who one day decided to spontaneously invite his closest friends to his home.

✮⋆˙ Simon Riley, who lead them through a beautifully decorated house into his garden.

✮⋆˙ Simon Riley, who got greeted with a gleeful „Si!“ and a bombshell of woman jumping into his arms as soon as they stepped out.

✮⋆˙ TrophyWife!Reader, who in all her excitement to see her husband, forgot to cover up her bikini after getting out the pool to greet him.

✮⋆˙ Simon Riley, who didn’t mind showing off his pretty wife in front of his friends. He grinned as he helped his ditzy wife dress up.

✮⋆˙ Simon Riley, who pretended not to see his friends' jaws drop as they realized the infamous Mrs. Riley actually existed, and was hotter beyond anyones expectations.

———𓏵 NSFW beyond this mark! 𓏵———

𝜗𝜚 Simon Riley, who secretly relished in his friends' lustful stares.

𝜗𝜚 Simon Riley, who after a couple of rounds of shots, ordered his wife to sit on his lap.

𝜗𝜚 Simon Riley, who unabashedly fondles his wife in front of everyone, plays and tugs on her as if she’s a stressball.

𝜗𝜚 TropyWife!Reader, who obediently lets him, not intelligent enough to figure out if this was a normal thing to do.

𝜗𝜚 Simon Riley who tells her to suck him off under the table.

𝜗𝜚 TropyhWife!Reader who jumps on her knees without hesitation.

𝜗𝜚 Captain John Price, who can only mumble „I‘ll be damned, you trained her well.“ as he watches with a raging boner.