battybitch-jr

[battybitch-jr]

Guys, I bought myself a pet turtle!!!

Yes, I checked the rules and it is allowed

@bitchwithaquill @rosie-pocket-full-of-posies @battybitch-jr @regulus-in-the-stars @the-smarter-rosier @black-daffodil @seriouslyserioussirius @basicwhiteboyname @permanentlibraryresident @marlene-is-the-coolest @mary-has-no-farm @str4nge-lov3r @asinthegirl-in-wonderland @rjlupin-chocolatelover

[battybitch-jr]

>:) >:)

Guys, I bought myself a pet turtle!!!

Yes, I checked the rules and it is allowed

@bitchwithaquill @rosie-pocket-full-of-posies @battybitch-jr @regulus-in-the-stars @the-smarter-rosier @black-daffodil @seriouslyserioussirius @basicwhiteboyname @permanentlibraryresident @marlene-is-the-coolest @mary-has-no-farm @str4nge-lov3r @asinthegirl-in-wonderland @rjlupin-chocolatelover

[battybitch-jr]

YOU CANT STOP MEEEEE

Guys, I bought myself a pet turtle!!!

Yes, I checked the rules and it is allowed

@bitchwithaquill @rosie-pocket-full-of-posies @battybitch-jr @regulus-in-the-stars @the-smarter-rosier @black-daffodil @seriouslyserioussirius @basicwhiteboyname @permanentlibraryresident @marlene-is-the-coolest @mary-has-no-farm @str4nge-lov3r @asinthegirl-in-wonderland @rjlupin-chocolatelover

[battybitch-jr]

noice

im stealing it

Guys, I bought myself a pet turtle!!!

Yes, I checked the rules and it is allowed

@bitchwithaquill @rosie-pocket-full-of-posies @battybitch-jr @regulus-in-the-stars @the-smarter-rosier @black-daffodil @seriouslyserioussirius @basicwhiteboyname @permanentlibraryresident @marlene-is-the-coolest @mary-has-no-farm @str4nge-lov3r @asinthegirl-in-wonderland @rjlupin-chocolatelover

[battybitch-jr]

denial

also that means you want her to be which means you have a crush

@bitchwithaquill @rosie-pocket-full-of-posies @battybitch-jr @regulus-in-the-stars @the-smarter-rosier @black-daffodil @seriouslyserioussirius @basicwhiteboyname @permanentlibraryresident @marlene-is-the-coolest @mary-has-no-farm @str4nge-lov3r @asinthegirl-in-wonderland @rjlupin-chocolatelover

Guys, Aurora gave me a map of the constellations for seemingly no reason!!!

[battybitch-jr]

GAYYYYYYYY

@bitchwithaquill @rosie-pocket-full-of-posies @battybitch-jr @regulus-in-the-stars @the-smarter-rosier @black-daffodil @seriouslyserioussirius @basicwhiteboyname @permanentlibraryresident @marlene-is-the-coolest @mary-has-no-farm @str4nge-lov3r @asinthegirl-in-wonderland @rjlupin-chocolatelover

Guys, Aurora gave me a map of the constellations for seemingly no reason!!!

[battybitch-jr]

can confirm this is true @rosie-pocket-full-of-posies

"Barty has a knife kink!"

"Barty has a blood kink!"

"Barty has a biting kink!"

No. Barty has an Evan kink. Evan's into this? Cool. So is Barty now. He could find it the most utterly foul thing when he hears about it, but the moment Evan's doing it? He loves it.

[battybitch-jr]

😍😘😁

*one common room morning*

Barty: *quickly running inside*

Evan: in trouble already, Bee?

Barty, smirking: you're only in trouble if you get caught, Rosie

Regulus: BARTEMIUS

Barty: I'm in trouble-

[battybitch-jr]

😅

gotta go......... BYE

*one common room morning*

Barty: *quickly running inside*

Evan: in trouble already, Bee?

Barty, smirking: you're only in trouble if you get caught, Rosie

Regulus: BARTEMIUS

Barty: I'm in trouble-

[battybitch-jr]

oh good you forgot (i may have sacraficed you to the angry reg)

*one common room morning*

Barty: *quickly running inside*

Evan: in trouble already, Bee?

Barty, smirking: you're only in trouble if you get caught, Rosie

Regulus: BARTEMIUS

Barty: I'm in trouble-

[battybitch-jr]

@rosie-pocket-full-of-posies @regulus-in-the-stars have you forgiven me yet?

*one common room morning*

Barty: *quickly running inside*

Evan: in trouble already, Bee?

Barty, smirking: you're only in trouble if you get caught, Rosie

Regulus: BARTEMIUS

Barty: I'm in trouble-

[battybitch-jr]

oh we got soooo many suggestions

just give us credit at the cop stations they might give you a discount

@bitchwithaquill @rosie-pocket-full-of-posies @battybitch-jr @regulus-in-the-stars @the-smarter-rosier @black-daffodil @seriouslyserioussirius @basicwhiteboyname @permanentlibraryresident @marlene-is-the-coolest @mary-has-no-farm @str4nge-lov3r @asinthegirl-in-wonderland @rjlupin-chocolatelover

Okay, so you all know about the Aurora Sinistra girl that I told you all about???

I took Marlene's advice and I asked her what her favorite constellation and planet was and she glared at me for, like, five minutes before she told me that her favorite planet was Saturn and her favorite constellation was Canis Minor.

Are we friends now or what????

[battybitch-jr]

oh youre besties

next step is committing crimes together it can be anything from petty theft to war crimes dw

@bitchwithaquill @rosie-pocket-full-of-posies @battybitch-jr @regulus-in-the-stars @the-smarter-rosier @black-daffodil @seriouslyserioussirius @basicwhiteboyname @permanentlibraryresident @marlene-is-the-coolest @mary-has-no-farm @str4nge-lov3r @asinthegirl-in-wonderland @rjlupin-chocolatelover

Okay, so you all know about the Aurora Sinistra girl that I told you all about???

I took Marlene's advice and I asked her what her favorite constellation and planet was and she glared at me for, like, five minutes before she told me that her favorite planet was Saturn and her favorite constellation was Canis Minor.

Are we friends now or what????

[battybitch-jr]

ofc its been too quiet

i live for drama

There's a girl named Aurora Sinistra that I share my dorm with and she really likes Astronomy and I really really really want to be friends with her. WHAT DO I DO?!??!?!?

@bitchwithaquill @rosie-pocket-full-of-posies @battybitch-jr @regulus-in-the-stars @the-smarter-rosier @black-daffodil @seriouslyserioussirius @basicwhiteboyname @permanentlibraryresident @marlene-is-the-coolest @mary-has-no-farm @str4nge-lov3r @asinthegirl-in-wonderland @rjlupin-chocolatelover

Marlene I'm HEAVILY relying on you for this, you're the girl expert.

Also, are Lily and Regulus together yet? Because if they aren't I'm shoving them in a broom closet and I'm not letting them out until they make out. ❤️

[battybitch-jr]

uh huh

set up a bucket of flour on the door prank and make it get her then act like you were the target and homoerotically help her clean up

then be like reggie and make cookies with the leftover flour

There's a girl named Aurora Sinistra that I share my dorm with and she really likes Astronomy and I really really really want to be friends with her. WHAT DO I DO?!??!?!?

@bitchwithaquill @rosie-pocket-full-of-posies @battybitch-jr @regulus-in-the-stars @the-smarter-rosier @black-daffodil @seriouslyserioussirius @basicwhiteboyname @permanentlibraryresident @marlene-is-the-coolest @mary-has-no-farm @str4nge-lov3r @asinthegirl-in-wonderland @rjlupin-chocolatelover

Marlene I'm HEAVILY relying on you for this, you're the girl expert.

Also, are Lily and Regulus together yet? Because if they aren't I'm shoving them in a broom closet and I'm not letting them out until they make out. ❤️

[battybitch-jr]

help will be sent 😏

ANYWAYS whos the sinistra chick

There's a girl named Aurora Sinistra that I share my dorm with and she really likes Astronomy and I really really really want to be friends with her. WHAT DO I DO?!??!?!?

@bitchwithaquill @rosie-pocket-full-of-posies @battybitch-jr @regulus-in-the-stars @the-smarter-rosier @black-daffodil @seriouslyserioussirius @basicwhiteboyname @permanentlibraryresident @marlene-is-the-coolest @mary-has-no-farm @str4nge-lov3r @asinthegirl-in-wonderland @rjlupin-chocolatelover

Marlene I'm HEAVILY relying on you for this, you're the girl expert.

Also, are Lily and Regulus together yet? Because if they aren't I'm shoving them in a broom closet and I'm not letting them out until they make out. ❤️

[battybitch-jr]

who tf are your parents and how are they having kinkier *fun times* than me and ev

There's a girl named Aurora Sinistra that I share my dorm with and she really likes Astronomy and I really really really want to be friends with her. WHAT DO I DO?!??!?!?

@bitchwithaquill @rosie-pocket-full-of-posies @battybitch-jr @regulus-in-the-stars @the-smarter-rosier @black-daffodil @seriouslyserioussirius @basicwhiteboyname @permanentlibraryresident @marlene-is-the-coolest @mary-has-no-farm @str4nge-lov3r @asinthegirl-in-wonderland @rjlupin-chocolatelover

Marlene I'm HEAVILY relying on you for this, you're the girl expert.

Also, are Lily and Regulus together yet? Because if they aren't I'm shoving them in a broom closet and I'm not letting them out until they make out. ❤️