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one time, as a kid, I watched someone make an omelette. after stewing on the idea for a full day, I asked my mother how it worked, got a basic lesson, and then proceeded to spend the next three months in the omelette mines making 3-5 omelettes every single day (depending on how many of my siblings were left with any tolerance for eating them) until I felt I had really truly certainly gotten a grasp on the concept of the omelette

I then repeated this every time I learned a recipe, which is funny because I didn't even like cooking beyond a passing interest, I was just really interested in the idea of being able to max out the skill or something

as soon as I demonstrated mastery over something, I immediately dropped it and moved onto the next thing, and this was an understood pattern to the point where my siblings would try to prompt me into spending a period of fixation on whatever they wanted to eat at the time, and then they'd have several servings of it a day until they got sick of it and started to hate it

but them enjoying it wasn't really the goal. largely tangential. I mostly just wanted to get it down and then move on.

moral of the story: none

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i just can't imagine watching severance in its entirely and not being interested at all in dylan or irving or milchick or cobel or gemma or natalie or devon or reghabi or miss huang or burt or petey or felicia or alexa or the soundtrack or the cinematography or the themes of how racism and capitalism are intertwined or the hot italian guy who showed up for one episode or alia shawkat or literally anything other than your white endgame ship

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I’ve decided that my 20s are actually age 25 - 35

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“Hot and bothered” in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed

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What would you do if a little rat (with mechanical wings) offered you mayonnaise for an extra d4 of health?

p.s. i finished this here

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nvm i’m done being brave. thought about the rocks sisters too long and i’m literally sobbing. i have work tomorrow like. send help

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calroy cruller if i ever run into you it’s on sight. ON SIGHT

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it’s been over 2 months but i am so brave to go back to watching a crown of candy after [redacted] died

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On Friendship.

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A CURSE IS A CURSE IS A CURSE IS A CURSE IS A CURSE

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the check in from ep 3

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i cannot wait for the running gag of pappy trying to murder wealwell at every turn LMAOOOO

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good news i'm the most fuckable person at this vehicular manslaughter

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Olethra gifts Marya the greatest symbol of hope... a terrarium of silkworms! 🐛🐛🐛

Watch this episode of Dimension 20: Cloudward, Ho! on Dropout

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writing is so fun

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anyway you should always remember that all those foreigners you see dying on the news are just as real people as you are who have just as much interiority as you do. there is nothing about you that makes you more important and it is by pure chance that you are not in their position. in fact, this holds for all of history. every person, no matter the horror of the fate that befell them, had just as much interiority as you do. i feel like some people haven't fully internalized this.