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my congratulations to the off fandom

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YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

This has been an utterly wild ride with every one of you.

I did not expect so, so, so many people to come along for this bit. Nor do I think any of us expected it to last quite this long. There will be a few more posts, including a post mortem ... err ... post orbem ... to do the final calculations on exactly how long our guy was was in there.

but anyways ...

⦻ NO ⦻

Vax is no longer an orb!

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THIRD TIMES THE CHARM????

Hey there Delilah, I hope Mister fucking kills you 

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Aeor be for lovers this pride month 🕯🕯🕯

once again i am not immune to dumb memes from twitter lol insp, and idea by my friend margieeee <333

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Robbie Damon please let Dorian be evil more often it makes me so happy >:)))))))

7th-Level Geas babyyyyyyy

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I was today years old when I learned that when you type “otp: true” in AO3 search results it filters out fics with additional ships, leaving only the fics where your otp is the main ship

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TAKE TWO GET HER ASS

Hey there Delilah, I hope Mister fucking kills you 

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they lose at trivia every single week

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steeplechase ep 31 doodles

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Montrose Pretty?

this isn’t exactly how i see him but i got a little carried away drawing

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It’s spaghetti time.

Image description: the image is a close up of Montrose Pretty’s face as he is pulling up his mask to reveal the lower half of his face (we can only assume in aid of eating spaghetti). He has a square jaw with a scar cut reaching diagonally from the bottom of his jaw, across his lip and to the bottom of his right nostril. He is smiling mischievously, his mask mirroring a similar expression. The top of the mask is phasing up and away in chunks as if the hard light is failing.

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Montrose: can immediately clock if anyone is lying to him at any time

Also Montrose: desperately tries to resuscitate a dead body

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my steeplechase pc headcanons!

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Soo #TAZSteeplechase everyone???? 

Cyberpunk-ish hard-light tech future westworld tiered cake with BLADES IN THE DARK? 

 YES please?? 

 Tbh I cannot wait to see what Hoops has in store for us, this world is bananas and I want to explore Here’s my first take at the PCs!

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MAN JUICE ORACLE MONDAY

In which I interpret my weekly t shot to give yall advice for the week

It is never too late to start again. Whether it's an old writing project, friendship, hobby, or dumb little tumblr thing, go for it! Progress of any kind is never linear, and that applies here too. As long as whatever it is makes you happy, don't let holdups about it 'being in the past' keep you down.

SO SAYETH THE MAN JUICE ORACLE

This week's bandaid: blue violet crayon

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“Do not drink milk after a thunderstorm, for it will certainly be sour. Always leave out seed for the birds when the first snow falls. Wash your hair with Rosemary. Drink Lavender tea when you cannot sleep. Know that the only remedy for love is to love more.”

— Alice Hoffman (Rules of Magic)

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So, redstone is toxic and radioactive and requires ppe. That's pretty standard stuff. Which hermits follow guidelines is less standard stuff. So here is a non comprehensive list because as someone who has put uranium in my mouth, I'm qualified to talk on this. Please let me know who I'm forgetting if I forget anyone!

(I'm kinda treating this like resin or something, it's safe enough that people have it in their houses but you don't want to mess with it without gear, not like actual radiation. It's only radioactive if consumed or absorbed in some way)

Tangotek: 10/10, has a gas mask he wears when handing it, keeps all his skin covered, properly washes all materials and disposes is everything correctly

Keralis: does not work with redstone but when he does he is suited up, he's not getting irradiated today, no siree 10/10

Cub: proper mask, gloves and fully covered skin, he's up there with hermits with braincells, 9/10

Pearl: 10/10, she's very safe with redstone

Xisuma: 10/10, he can't inhale it if he tried, he doesn't have lungs his face is a television and he is a robot.

Zedaph: 10/10, full goggles and gas mask and proper protection, this is how you do it people

Impulse: he doesn't fully cover his skin but otherwise he is very well protected 9/10

Gem: 9/10, doesn't fully cover her skin but pants that cover deer legs are hard to find so she gets a pass.

Stress: 8/10, she slips up sometimes and will push up her goggles to rub her eyes but she's pretty safe!

Ren: 8/10, anyone looks like an angel next to doc. 2 points are docked for sheer amount of time spent near doc. Doc is a walking hazard.

Tfc: he's careful enough around redstone but he forgets goggles or gloves or something from time to time, 8/10

Iskall: 7/10, remembers to wear a mask and eye protection but forgets gloves often

Grian: wears a mask and gloves but doesn't cover his eyes and has dragged it around with his feathers on accident 6/10

Etho: 4/10. This man wears a mask. That is it. You are lucky if he hasn't rubbed it into his bad eye yet today.

Bdubs: 3/10, doesn't wear gloves or eye protection, accidentally rubs it into his eyes sometimes, does wear a mask to prevent inhalation.

False: 3/10 she handles it without a mask or eye protection and inhales it on the regular but she wears gloves.

Hypno: 3/10, covers his face with like, a cloth mask and nothing else.

Xb: 2/10, only wears gloves. Just gloves. No other protection.

Cleo: 2/10, while she can't be irradiated because she's already dead, she's setting a bad example

Joe: 2/10 he got redstone in his hair and in his food and accidentally poisoned himself and poured water on his redstone.

Scar: 2/10 he has never worn PPE ever and isn't going to start now, but he doesn't do redstone very often because he can just do magic.

Ijevin: 1/10, redstone gets stuck in and on him. He is a walking hazard. Can't get irradiated though.

Doc: 0/10 being a creeper does not protect you from radiation. Works with redstone shirtless. Rubbed it into his eyes. Has it in his body.

Mumbo: -12736462763/10 he eats redstone