beansprean

[beansprean]

like shelter cats...

Support me on Patreon!

(ID in alt and under cut)

ID: 1a. Front shot of Mary and Sam in the Impala, Sam driving with one hand on the wheel and the other arm propped casually on the window. Mary peers at him out of the side of her eye, unsure, and asks, "Dean and...the angel. They're...close?" Sam glances over at her curiously, confused. 1b. Repeat. Sam shrugs, eyes returning to the road as he answers, "Um, yeah? They've always been like that. I mean, we've known Cas for like a decade. He's our friend." Mary furrows her brow, looking contemplatively out the window. Sam grimaces at the sudden thought 'Oh, god, she's thinking about ganking him, isn't she?' and jumps to reassert Castiel's importance. "Um. But he and Dean...they're bonded. Like shelter cats. He's like...Dean's most important person." He emphasizes 'most important' pointedly, then adds as an afterthought, "Other than me."

2a. Repeat. Sam pulls a serious face and tightens his grip on the wheel, body tensed. He concludes, "He's family. Simple as that," and nods decisively to himself. No room for argument. Mary glances over at him with a small smile and simply replies, "...Okay." 2b. Repeat. Sam relaxes immediately, letting out a sigh through his nose as his mouth curves up into a proud, relieved smile. He thinks to himself, "Phew. Saved it. Good job, Sam." Beside him, Mary pulls up her shoulders and turns her head fully away to look out the window, brow furrowed. Floating in front of her head is the 1978 7-color pride flag surrounded by question marks. /end ID

[beansprean]

Ooh perhaps one day...I've only watched a very small bit of d20 lol

I must know, did the person who commissioned you provide the term "slammed down big style", or was that your doing?

this phrase was provided wholesale by @hohohomyass themselef :3

[beansprean]

I must know, did the person who commissioned you provide the term "slammed down big style", or was that your doing?

this phrase was provided wholesale by @hohohomyass themselef :3

[beansprean]

Commission for @hohohomyass for a WIP they're working on.... >:3c Sure would be a shame if somebody decided to pester I mean encourage them...

Support me on Patreon!

(ID in alt and under cut)

ID: 1. Waist up of human Nadja and Laszlo on a flat blue background. Nadja has one hand on her hip and the other held thoughtfully to her chin as she looks upward, contemplating. She says, "We have to sin you up so this bloody cult doesn't sacrifice you...perhaps you could smoke a weed?" Laszlo smirks and raises an interested brow, pointing a finger gun at the viewer. He responds, "Darling, I think the better course of action would be for Gizmo here to get slammed down big-style." 2. Reverse shot of human Nandor and Guillermo, who is dressed in a priest cassock and collar. Nandor is looking excitedly at Guillermo, hearts floating around his head and pointer fingers twirling together in front of his chest. Hope in his heart, he says, "You know, it is nothing to be ashamed of if you have not been slammed down big-style... Many priests throughout history-" Guillermo blushes and screws up his face, one hand gripping his opposite elbow in discomfort as he interrupts Nandor's proposition: "I hate the energy in the room right now." /end ID

[beansprean]

Every time I've seen this @cromerholt post on my dash I saw this in my mind and I finally drew it lmao

Support me on Patreon!

(ID in alt and under cut)

ID: 1. Waist up of Nandor with Guillermo a step behind him, both wearing their outfits from season 2 episode 5 Colin's Promotion. Nandor has Guillermo's right wrist, which is holding his phone, in his right hand and is pulling him forward and pointing at the screen with his other hand. The phone shows a neon pink and blue image of an adorable kitten with big innocent eyes. Nandor aims a pouty face and shiny eyes towards the viewer and says, in the form of a text post by @cromerholt, 'picture of a cute baby animal "um this is who youre being mean to btw".' Guillermo stares at the back of his head, flustered. 2. Reverse shot of an irate Nadja with Laszlo behind her, both wearing their outfits from season 2 episode 5 Colin's Promotion. She points an accusatory finger at Nandor and snarls, in the form of the rest of the text post, "thats not even true man youre a straight up vampire and you destroyed my village with your dark powers". Laszlo holds up a useless hand as if trying to calm a bucking horse, expression already giving up on doing so. /end ID

[beansprean]

never forget what season 5 gave us!!!

(ID in alt and under cut)

ID: 1. Waist up of Nandor and Guillermo during s5e3 Pride Parade, getting Nandor dressed after his descent from space. Nandor, shirtless, covered in soot, hair puffed out and tangled, adjusts the pride flag wrap around his hips with a smile, rainbow arm warmers his only other garment. Guillermo, wearing a dark sweater and a rainbow scarf, looks up at him with a polite smile as he pulls a pale pink shirt out from offscreen. He asks, "So...was space fun? 2. Zoom in; Nandor turns toward Guillermo, flustered, and puffs himself up, declaring, "Yes, it was great and super cool and not scary at all!" Guillermo gives a patient little "Ohh" as he hands Nandor the shirt. 3. Chest up of them both head on as Nandor half turns away to examine the shirt, looking giddily down at it with a grin. Guillermo's grin turns teasing and he says "Well, I'm very impressed.' 4. Repeat. Nandor's smile turns wobbly as he tries to stifle his pride at the statement, face flushing. He manages to get one arm in the shirt while looking in the complete opposite direction. Guillermo shrugs a shoulder in false nonchalance, looking a little smug now, and continues, "Waaay cooler than a triple jump." 5. Repeat. Guillermo leans toward Nandor, smugness reaching maximum, and teases, "I'm gonna brag to all the other familiars that my master went to space-" Nandor, both arms wiggling into the shirt now, interrupts him with an "Ok, that's enough." His face is purple with embarrassment, smile flustered and overwhelmed. /end ID

[beansprean]

Hello everyone! So the Nadja Week poll took off WAY FASTER than ever expected, and for that we are SO HAPPY and SO EXCITED to share with you the prompts for Nadja Week 2025!

We wanted to give people enough time to think of some ideas and even start working right away! Make sure you tag us #NadjaDaily and #NadjaWeek2025 to be featured on our blog!

Can't meet the deadlines? No worries! We are always happy to accept Nadja content, so if you post late we will still share your work!

The most important rule is to have fun! This is just a fun project to get more people involved in creating Nadja content; we are looking to uplift creators while also celebrating our favorite character, so always remain kind!

Help spread the word by giving this post a reblog so we can have as much Nadja content as possible!

If you have any questions or need clarification on any of these prompts our asks are open!

[beansprean]

dean and sam have very different dynamics with their evil psychosexual scottish sidekicks

Support me on Patreon!

(ID in alt and under cut)

ID: 1. Waist up of Sam and Rowena standing facing each other. Sam crosses his arms uncomfortably over his chest with hunched shoulders, frowning at Rowena. He says, in the form of a screenshot of an anonymous ask, "I mean you've threatened to kill me a bunch of times. You once told me you were gonna drown me in a river like a kangaroo." Rowena throws her head back in a laugh, one hand reaching out to bat playfully at Sam's arm and replies, in the form of an answer from @toskarin, "[warm laugh of fond reminiscence] I did do that."

2. Waist up of Dean and Crowley sitting at a bar together, Crowley with his elbows on the bar holding a tumbler of whiskey and Dean leaning back with a bottle of beer lifted halfway to his mouth. Crowley looks up at Dean with a weary grin and says, in the form of a screenshot of an anonymous ask, "I mean you've threatened to kill me a bunch of times. You once told me you were gonna drown me in a river like a kangaroo." Dean laughs around the lip of his bottle, eyes closed, and replies, in the form of an answer from @toskarin, "[warm laugh of fond reminiscence] I did do that." /end ID

[beansprean]

I want to start with a HUGE thank you to everyone who has followed, reblogged, and interacted with this blog! I knew creating it at the time I did, right before season six aired, would be a rough time to bring in traction and followers for a blog about a character in a show that was ending; but alas! New content for Nadja is being created all the time! From gifs, to video edits, to fan art, and even fanfics! So, I (@tashdemetriou) was talking with our co-admin (@unimatrixzero1) and we were throwing around the idea of a Nadja Week to be held some time in the next month or so. We would work this out in a way that there would be prompts for every type of art. Before we settled on anything definitive we wanted to just do a quick poll to see if people would be interested, so please let us know! And if you have any suggestions for prompts please feel free to send us an ask, or even comment below this post! ^_^

[beansprean]

I just want to bathe in the aesthetic of Wormwood by @ferulacommunis and also the concept of animal form Nandor leeching affection from an indifferent Guillermo kjdhfkdfhf

Support me on Patreon!

(ID in alt and under cut)

ID: 1. Full body of Guillermo in a sparkly floral patterned purple cardigan, chinos, and boots standing on his tippy toes on a rug in front of a tall shelf of old books. He has one hand holding a feather duster high and the other braced on a shelf, one finger extended with a green spark floating around it. Green sparks drift around him and the bookcase, coaxing it to bend forward so he can reach the top shelves to dust. Curled around his feet on the rug is Nandor in the form of a leopard, still wearing his rings on chunky cat toes. He is fast asleep, tongue sticking out in a contented blep and tail tip twitching as he dreams.

2. Close up on Guillermo, concentrated on dusting the shelf above him.

3. Close up on sweet sleeping leopard-Nandor. /end ID

[beansprean]

Oh shoot, I have the wwdits tag blocked bc I STILL haven't gotten around to watching the final season (had stuff going on when it aired and haven't had the time/energy since), so I didn't even realize there'd been so many updates to MFG!! I can't believe I missed the idiots kissing!!!

AAAA!!! dw mfg still only follows canon from s4 somehow

READ MY COMIC BOY*

*gender non specific

[beansprean]

Is my familiars ghost ending on part 100? If so, thank you for that absolute treat of a comic 😭🙏

PROBABLYYYY AAAAHHHH

[beansprean]

we are so close to the end yall

My Familiar’s Ghost part 94

Masterpost Masterpost 2

See the latest pages on Patreon!

(ID in alt and under cut)

ID: 1. Shot from outside the door to the dungeon, which is thick metal with a circular vault handle in the center and a slide-open peephole above it. Laszlo is crouched down with a stethoscope in his ears with the bell pressed to the door, squinting as he strains to hear. Nadja is standing behind him, leaning against the door with her ear pressed to it. Colin is standing behind them with his hands in his pockets. Nadja smirks and says, 'Ooh, did you hear that? It sounds like 'dicks in arses' may be the winner!' Laszlo replies, 'I don't think so, my darling, Nandor's volume would be much higher were that the case.' Colin pipes up, 'You know you could just open that little hatch and-' Laszlo interrupts, 'Hush, Colin, my boy! I can almost make out their words now...' 2. Repeat. The door lurches open with a loud squeak, clonking Nadja in the head and sending Laszlo falling backwards in shock with a shout of 'Fucking hell,' ears ringing. Colin just looks down at him in mild surprise. Guillermo peers in from inside, hand curled around the edge of the door, Nandor behind him with a hand on his shoulder. Both their eyes are glowing slightly in the dark. /End ID

[beansprean]

@liltypoman WHEEZE u know what i will take it

What is Bean one letter off of, I wonder...

(this is a different anon btw)

[beansprean]

scooter ass thing to say

What is Bean one letter off of, I wonder...

(this is a different anon btw)

[beansprean]

@g0sts BITING BITING BITING

What is Bean one letter off of, I wonder...

(this is a different anon btw)

[beansprean]

What is Bean one letter off of, I wonder...

(this is a different anon btw)