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I am the only one who thinks that Luffy would love crocs? Like, he would wear his crocs full of charms EVERY TIME! Crocs are always in his outfits

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I just want Will to call Mike "Michael" again 😭😭😭😭

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When you live in a world surrounded by freakishly tall sinners

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there is no way to imagine early chaggie's first meeting that isn't at least a little silly

Charlie: "SO! Umm- What's a pretty lady like you doing in a place like this?"

Vaggie: "...." (is in Hell)

Charlie: "....." (princess of Hell)

Charlie: ".....aside from the, damned for all eternity by Heaven for your past actions, thing."

Vaggie: "Nothing much. Meeting pretty demon ladies, I guess?"

Charlie: "Oh who? Is she a friend? Where'd she go??"

Vaggie: "...."

Charlie: "......."

Charlie: "It's me isn't it. I'm the pretty demon lady."

Vaggie: "Sorry."

Charlie: "What? No don't be! I've, I just haven't been called pretty in a while, or talked to anyone who wasn't a living demon plushy, so I'm kinda out of practice with the conversational cues and-"

Vaggie: "Not for that. It's uh.. I've lost lot of blood... I think I'm about to pass out."

Charlie: "-you WHAT!?"

Vaggie: "wha's your name again..?"

Charlie: "I- I didn't say but I'm Charlie WHAT BLEEDING!??!?"

Vaggie: "'s nice meeting you Charlie." (slumps over)

Charlie: (catching her) "Ah! Ahhh!?" (hugging vaggie while frantically shrugging off jacket) "Pretty lady unconscious, the unnamed pretty lady IS unconscious!!!" (wrapping vaggie in jacket like burrito and scooping her up) (RUNS)

Charlie: "EVERYBODY MOVE MOVE MOOOVE! UNCONSCIOUS AND EXANGUINATED PRETTY LADY COMING THROUGH!!!"

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quick silly warm up, the blorbos intermingling

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“pickles HAS to be cis bc he’s a misogynistic/homophobic/douchebag smth smth toxic masculinity smth” SHUTUP. SHUTUP

trans ppl can suck. trans ppl can be misogynistic douchebag dildoheads who have been totally brainwashed by toxic masculinity. i’m so sorry he’s not your smol liddel boi or smth WHATEVER. take ur weird infantilzation of queer characters somewhere else. fuck off ugly

i’m so sorry brendon didn’t write a squeaky clean queer character for you to play with. that’s an almost fifty something year old trans man who fucking reeks of piss and vomit and gets called mother and uses the word faggot. that man is going to hell when he dies - not bc he’s trans, but bc he’s a piece of shit. but by god, if you think a character is getting into heaven scot-free, then thats prob not a well written character.

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happy me lesbian visibility week ‼️‼️

i offer this

🧡🤍🩷

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miss blackleg and her hopeless guard dogs

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sex bob-omb is so cool i wish music was real

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Rosie from Hazbin Hotel

Is an aunt/demon caregiver!

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Every time I look at this kid, I get a very strong urge to punch Miguel

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You fucking seahorse.

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meet my wife guys 😋☺️

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pov: you fell down the vintage strawberry shortcake rabbit hole and now can’t get out

I just love the 80s designs

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Greetings, I would like to wish chronic pain a very unhappy “fuck you.”

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polycule

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Does anyone have fics where sanji just dotes on zoro? I absolutely love his mellorine pampering tendencies getting transferred over to the mosshead, whether that manifests in a subtle way or canon overbearing affection way.

(Also, bc this is my side acc, thank you all in advance! :D)