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honestly i really love the whole idea of Jason being really antisocial and just. unaware and uncomfortable with other people both because of the lazarus pit/revival and family issues AND just because. thats who he is as a person. he’ll quite happily forget that other people exist and live in solitude for months if people don’t interrupt him and he’d literally rather shoot himself in the kneecap than spend an evening hardcore socialising with family and friends. but my absolute favourite thing to do with that kind of Jason is cross him over with the Jason-and-Damian-met-in-the-league thing. give me autistic as fuck Jason and his little assassin brother who bodyguards him from any and all social situations.

i want Damian who grew up with Jason being his primary protector and brother in the league and he is absolutely devoted to him as a result, but he also knows that Jason is completely hopeless when it comes to people. Jason is an out of sight out of mind kind of person when it comes to his relationships with people, which while that didn’t really matter in the league, once they’re both in Gotham again and the Red Hood’s identity is revealed to the bats, Damian becomes pretty much the only one who knows how to navigate Maintaining A Friendship With Jason Todd.

Damian, knocking on Jason’s window at 2 in the morning: Ahki. Ahki. Ahki. Ahki-

Jason, throwing open the window: OH MY GOD W H A T.

Damian: you will take me to lunch tomorrow.

Jason: AND WHY WOULD I-

Damian: you have not left this apartment in four days. you need sunlight. i will choose a quiet place with plants and bookshelves.

Jason:

Jason:

Damian: pick me up at twelve.

Jason: i hate you

Damian: take the vitamins i left in your kitchen. *leaves*

Jason: this isn’t what i was like when i was Dick’s little brother. how have i ended up with this.

like, Damian is well aware that as badass and unstoppable Jason is, he is absolutely FUCKED when it comes to the ‘normal human life’ side of being alive again. and thus, as his little brother, Damian has decided that in return for Jason protecting him in the league, he will make sure Jason socialises at least once every fortnight, for his own mental health. Jason’s just kinda confused and disgruntled at being ushered around by this fuckin eleven year old because he thinks it’s perfectly normal to go three weeks without using his voice. still, he’s kind of gotten used to Damian dragging him along, and the kid’s oddly observant when it comes to what he’s comfortable or uncomfortable doing so it’s… not too bad? he just ends up going along with it, resigned to his little brother’s antics.

Dick has a batbrother movie night once a month and he’s been trying to get Jason to come hang out with them ever since they found out he was alive. Jason usually ignores his calls or just plain tells him to fuck off, until one time when he and Tim are waiting in Dick’s apartment, they get a text from Damian.

‘We are five minutes away. It took me twenty minutes to lure him out of the library, if you spook him I will strangle you both with your own intestines.’

“What the fuck does that mean.” Tim states. Dick gives a baffled shrug, equally confused. They get their answer when Damian shows up, strolling in casually with a backpack slung over one shoulder and being followed by… Jason.

“Holyfuckingshithowdidhe- HEY! HI! Hey, Jason!” Dick murmured to Tim out the corner of his mouth before morphing into over-the-top joy the second they got close, and Jason paused in the doorway, visibly irritated.

“You said I wouldn’t have to talk.” He complained to Damian, refusing to come further into the room.

“You don’t. Shut up Grayson.” Damian snapped, turning back to Tim and Dick. He unzipped the backpack, digging into it with one hand and then snapping his fingers and pointing at the armchair with the other. “Sit, I’ll get you a drink in a minute. Here.” Petulantly, Jason shuffled into the room and -to Dick and Tim’s incredulity- listened to Damian’s command, collapsing into the armchair and curling up into a ball, glaring at them both across the room. Damian retrieved an old worn book from his backpack and tossed it to him, before looking to Dick and Tim. “We’re watching Pride and Prejudice.”

“But I rented the matrix!” Dick cried. Damian didn’t respond, only deepening his glare as they started a standoff. After a few beats of mostly silence, the only noise being Jason stubbornly flipping pages in his book as he refused to acknowledge them all, Tim threw his hands up in the air and stormed off to throw himself onto the couch.

“Fucking- just put on Pride and Prejudice, who cares,” He mumbled under his breath, digging into the bowl of popcorn and m&m’s. “Want any popcorn, Jason?”

Jason glanced up from the book he was clearly attempting to hide behind, nose scrunched. “I don’t like that kind. You got any-?“

Damian brought his hand back out from his backpack and threw a packet of Doritos at Jason’s head. He blinked down at where they’d fallen onto his lap before humming in appreciation, picking them up.

“I thought this was a movie night Grayson?” Damian cocked a brow casually, moving over to the armchair and smoothly sliding over the arm, curling his legs to intertwine them with Jason’s until he was settled in his big brother’s lap, ignoring the slightly annoyed grunt he got as Jason adjusted to the new addition on his person. “Put it on already, we don’t have all night.”

Dick stared, uncomprehending, at his guests. His eyes slowly thinned as if he was trying to work out a puzzle, but Damian only glared back.

Finally, “…Guess we’re watching Pride and Prejudice… I guess…”

He was honestly just happy Jason agreed to be in the same room as them for anything other than a human trafficking ring.

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another doodle dump courtesy of my instagram story viewers 🙂‍↕️

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At this point, Jason’s switched to rubber bullets, and is less violent with his family. But that doesn’t mean they don’t test his patience. So what does he do? He goes to the internet, the wonderful world wide web made perfectly for snitching.

It goes like this; When a member of the batfamily annoys or pisses him off (or even if he’s simply bored) he’ll jump on Nightfeed. It’s an app built entirely for the fans—or haters—of gotham’s vigilantes. You can choose to create an account, or post anonymously, an option Jason abuses.

He will then make a post about whoever his target is, outing a mistake they made on patrol. This isn’t like a ‘missed a batarang’ type of mistake. These are mistakes that has the maker looking left, right, down, and around to see who saw. And luckily—for him—Jason almost always sees.

And Barbara, a miracle worker, is right at his side with a video she pulled from who knows where as evidence.

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So I was walking my dog at 3AM (don’t judge me) when I saw Nightwing trying to do his usual flippy acrobat thing across rooftops. Except this time? He overshot his landing, hit a chimney, and somersaulted into a laundry line.

I swear to God, I’ve never seen someone get bodied by Hello Kitty bedsheets and just hang there like Gotham’s sexiest scarecrow.

Tried to strike a pose like it was on purpose. Bro, no. We saw you.

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AnonymousBird

Watched Red Robin swing across the skyline like a pro... right up until his grapple snapped and he ate the side of a glass building. Full face-first splat. Left a smudge.

He slid down like a sad cartoon, landed in a trash can, and proceeded to climb out and do the walk of shame.

I guess it’s true birds really can’t see glass.

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Gotham’s tiniest menace tried to intimidate a suspect on a rooftop... then got dive-bombed by a pigeon. He screamed, swung his sword at it, missed, and tripped over his own feet.

The guy he was chasing just left.

Robin stood up, feathers in his hair, pointed in the direction his suspect left, and yelled, “I let you live out of mercy!”

Bro got folded by a pigeon and still tried to monologue.

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Look, I respect the Bat and all but someone needs to tell him the cape doesn’t have to be 20 feet long.

Saw him chasing a guy across a rooftop. Cape got caught on a pipe, man did a full faceplant. I mean, skidded. Like a five-year-old on a slip-and-slide.

The guy he was chasing literally stopped to ask “Are you okay?”

Bats popped up like a bad magic trick and disappeared, but honestly, that cape’s doing more damage than any villain.

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Spoiler nailed the takedown. Genuinely impressive. But then she tried to vanish into the night with a smoke bomb—except she tossed it right at her own feet.

The smoke exploded in her face, she started coughing like she’d just swallowed a chimney, then stumbled backwards straight into a wall.

Left a perfect face print on the brick.

Smooth exit.

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So Signal tried to be all flashy last night, bouncing his light beam off a wall to blind a suspect. Only problem? The angle was way off, and the light bounced right back into his own eyes.

Next thing I know, he’s waving his hands around, stumbling blind as a bat—HA—as the perp gets away.

Lights on, but nobodies home. Classic.

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The posts get views as they spread like a wildfire, the comments even more brutal than the posts sometimes. Does it matter? No. Jason gets his revenge, a good laugh, and gets to watch his siblings find out they’re trending for the worst reasons.

Except Cass. Jason knows not to post about her. He’s pretty sure she’s onto him anyway when she looks at him during patrol, almost daring him to make a post about a mistake she just made.

Yeah no, he’d like to not end up 6 feet under. Again.

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PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS 1.01 ♆ I Accidentally Vaporize My Pre-Algebra Teacher

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not accurate because i sketched this up right AWAY! but she's so gorgeous and beautiful and snatched and beautiful and. did i mention beautiful

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all the wingding designs out there overwhelmed me so naturally i made my own

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Obsessed with the people who are finding Dan and Phil in 2025 and speed running almost 20 years of lore. Like how do you all feel? Are you going insane very quickly? Are you more chill cause like they're out now and kind of obvious about being a couple? I'm so interested in this reality.

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Do y'all think that when Bruce Damien and Tim laugh money just starts falling ?

Like Ha💸ha💸ha💸ha💸

I think dick and Jason laugh in poor ha🎪ha🪳ha🎪

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Dink 🩵✨

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I can’t with the domesticity of this video like they are lighting their fireplace in their home for the first time and in no world should I be this emotional over a funny TikTok

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oh nooo i have to put on a gorgeously long wig and blue eyeshadow and a red lip for this case and i dont NEED to but im gonna do it anyways because. um.

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Do you see the vision?

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Hot take: Percabeth would NOT get married IN A MILLION YEARS just as a massive fuck you to Hera.

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I like to think that Percy and Leo have their own mischief in camp

FOR MORE TWEETS, REQUEST IN MY ASK 🏊‍♂️

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Some robins designs so they’re not just “kid with a mask and curtain bangs”

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He's never taking those noodles for granted ever again

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Look I don’t care how implausible it is, I don’t care how ridiculous it is. Dick is eight years old when he becomes Robin. It’s the funniest fuckin thing and I refuse to ever make him older than eight when he bullies a grown ass Bruce into letting him go out at night with him.

Does Bruce take him on kiddie runs until he’s a little older? Maybe. Does Batman stand menacingly behind a brightly colored little bird to threaten the goons while Robin can’t see him? You know he does.

But Robin is still actually terrifying when he first appears on the scene, because he’s a teeny tiny fluttery little thing that does cartwheels and handstands and makes puns then launches himself full force to kick a man in the nose and then cackles when he bleeds. His laughter makes goons shiver, they hear it bouncing around warehouses and half of them bolt, because they learn very quickly what happens when a feral Robin appears.

The Gotham rogues all immediately have beef with a literal third grader because he took the bats attention away and also because he’s roundhouse kicked them all in the shins at some point and that shit hurt like hell, and then he laughed in their faces while making a pun about their villain name.

Majority of the rogues everywhere hate Nightwing because they all know he used to be the feral child that they all thought Batman should have put on a leash, half of them have been straight up bitten by him before he lost all his baby teeth, and they’re all so bitter about the fact that they’ve been beaten by an actual elementary school student. And now he’s all grown up? He’s fucking terrifying.