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as someone who is currently living in Florida, let me tell you that humid heat is SO MUCH WORSE than a dry heat (I’ve spent the last few summers in Wisconsin, thus I can say that I’ve experienced both)

summer is coming up lads..

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Also hey, cultural history time: The reason why cats are associated with women wasn't ultimately and originally about women as sly, cruel, or capricious creatures, but about cats as mothers to their kittens. And yes, sure, reducing womanhood to motherhood and a woman's worth to her fertility is Much Bad, but nonetheless I want to stress that the reason cats became the symbol animal of so many goddesses and were associated with women from thereon wasn't over some "cats and women are sly and selfish, dogs and men are straightforward and loyal uwu" dichtonomy.

It was about cats' tendency to go "I am 4kg of whoop-ass and if you try to touch my eight beautiful children I will fucking kill you."

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never expected to see a FISH DOORBELL but here we are

VERY IMPORTANT a dam in the Netherlands, the weerdsluis lock, is directly on a migratory path for spawning fish. They have a worker stationed there to open the door for the fish, but they can take a while to open it. So to keep the fish from getting preyed on by birds they installed a doorbell. Only, the fish don't have hands to ring the doorbell. If you go to their website, they have a LIVE CAMERA AND A DOORBELL that YOU RING FOR THE FISH when they're waiting, and then the dam worker opens the door for them! I can't express how obsessed I am with this. look at this shit. oh my god.

Please check on the fish doorbell once in a while :)

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"when i was your age, i was working three jobs to help support my family" and "when i was in college i was sleeping on a mattress on the floor and living off of soup"

YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO DO THAT. NO ONE SHOULD HAVE TO DO THAT. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO EXPLAIN TO YOU THAT THIS ISN'T A CHARACTER-BUILDING LESSON, IT'S JUST BAD

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YES YES I NEED THIS SIGN IN EVERY SINGLE PARK PLEASE

This is my daily struggle, I had so many arguments with people with off-leash dogs (in a mandatory leash area!!!). Thanks to this behavior I'm struggling with Kim being anxious/aggressive with other females as she often gets involved in unpleased interactions with free females while on leash. And every single time that I ask for the dog to be at least recalled, I'm being called names and insulted of course.

Also 9 out of 10 their dog isn't really that friendly at all.

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Tiramisu Cinnamon Rolls

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attention!!

ive created a discord server! The link to join is on my carrd! (on pinned post)

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Tintin remembers what comes after 15.

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EEEEE I was con hunting and I found one that Bryce Papenbrook is going to be at!! X3

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just heard someone outside the break room sneeze so loudly and now I’m trying to stifle my laughter 😭 bro had that Saitama sneeze

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some beeb lore (ft gyomei)

also an explanation of the panels on the left of the full page

top: kaito’s birth

middle: the night kaito and eimi became orphans

bottom: gyomei becoming eimi’s father figure

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Made myself biblically accurate to how I currently look as I suffer from severe sunburns

@dollietoon @riza-rin-rose @v4mpyrb1tes @cinderella-ish @electricsalts @gyutaro-shabana-upper6 @illutale @normal-media-consumer @paradoxgavel @whisperinghallwaysofmirrors

Let's all make ourselves as little guys! Everyone is welcome to join!

Here's mine:

Tagging: @silentwillowwhisperer @hecateisalesbian @mushr00mswirl @mischievousmary

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as a Portuguese person most of this is accurate (minus the pasta and tomatoes, I don’t eat them that often)

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@sakuraloveshantengukun

Everyone report this miserable person!(⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)

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Finished the gang!

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