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'I look at Jacob Frye and I think he would be down for almost anything consensual, as long as it makes his partner happy. I don’t see him as being totally kinky himself, just… really thirsty and horny for his partner.'

[belacoffeecake]

'Jacob Frye's voice has me FERAL. I can imagine soft sex with him, that hoarse and sweet accent whispering into my skin as he greets every part of it with his lips. Gentle moans of filth, my name or begging me not to stop. I really feel like he needs some comfort sex, especially after all the shit he goes through.'

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Not my usual content, but I made something I wanted to share...

[belacoffeecake]

no i don't want to use your ai assistant. no i don't want your ai search results. no i don't want your ai summary of reviews. no i don't want your ai feature in my social media search bar (???). no i don't want ai to do my work for me in adobe. no i don't want ai to write my paper. no i don't want ai to make my art. no i don't want ai to edit my pictures. no i don't want ai to learn my shopping habits. no i don't want ai to analyze my data. i don't want it i don't want it i don't want it i don't fucking want it i am going to go feral and eat my own teeth stop itttt

[belacoffeecake]

I finally managed to write something again :)

It's a little scenery I had in mind for my little Golden Sun AU. It's also NSFW, so it's gonna be spicy <3

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Yet another AO3 bot situation - please spread the word!

Hi, it's me again, the person who wrote that viral post about fanfiction plagiarism! Today I'm here to warn you about abuse perpetrated by bots who have stolen AO3 usernames.

There's currently an epidemic of bots going around leaving (apparently random) horrible, hateful comments on people's fics. This isn't the first time bots have invaded AO3, but the big problem with this wave is that they're using real AO3 usernames to do it.

I learned about this when another writer contacted me after receiving the following comment on their story:

Now, while that is my username, I DEFINITELY did not leave this comment (and anyone who would leave something like that on a fic should be slapped! What an awful thing to post). This fic is in a completely unrelated fandom that I have never participated in, nor has that author participated in any of my fandoms, so the probability of it being some intentional fandom drama thing to make me look bad is also low.

The writer whose fic the comment was left on enlisted the aid of some friends and tracked down other guest comments with unrelated usernames attached, which is pretty strong evidence that they are being left by bots at random.

The TL;DR: If you receive a cruel comment from a (Guest) with an actual AO3 username attached, it's most likely from a bot. Please do not lash out at or dogpile the AO3 user who owns that name, and who in all likelihood has no idea that their name has been hijacked for evil.

If finding this kind of comment on a fic, even left by a bot, is likely to upset you, I would recommend changing your comment settings so that only users who are logged in can leave comments. To do this, edit your story settings, and under "Privacy," select the radio button that says "Only registered users can comment," as shown below.

Please spread the word to other AO3 users! And if you see mean guest comments on other fics, maybe let the author know that it's probably from a bot and not a real person who thinks their writing is bad.

[belacoffeecake]

'I crave sleepy morning sex with Ned Wynert.'

[belacoffeecake]

'So I finally got back into AC Syndicate after not playing it in a couple years. Let's just say that as soon as I saw Evie again, I kept fantasizing about her sitting and riding my face, and then her fucking me with a strap-on.'

[belacoffeecake]

'Ned Wynert really gets me going. I need him to fuck me stupid with a giant dildo so badly!!!'

[belacoffeecake]

saturos & menardi as the tower

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Jacob Frye is my absolute sin: His hazel eyes, his voice, his personality, his body… How I would love to get him all worked up after a fight in the club, kissing and teasing him, feeling his sore and sweaty muscles under my fingers as I trail his tattoos, inviting him for a quickie or a blowjob as he dresses back his clothes.

Or maybe in the train, on his couch. Remove him of his clothes after a mission, helping him relax… As I ride him steady and good, feeling him thrusting my pussy while pulling my hair and marking me. Kisses, bites, hickies… I can imagine Jacob being wilder in bed and the thought of his deep voice with that accent whispering against my ear makes me so wet, and the thrill of being caught by someone that may enter the carriage while we fuck makes things even hotter 😩

I would also love to be absolutely kinky with him! I'm sure he wouldn't mind to use his cane on me, beating me with it for being a naughty girl, making my butt cheeks red. Or let me use his own cane to punish him... Hell, after that hypnosis mission, I'm all for a bedroom session with him having me under his control, or the other way around, as we both become entranced by one another and fuck each other passionately. And of course, no matter the situation, we would always end up with a cuddly aftercare filled with praises, kisses and caresses, because he deserves all the praise for being such a good partner <3

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Magic!🪄✨ Sparkle of life!🐋🌟💥✨

It's funny to play your old favorite games again because you can insert them into more memes. Woe; Meemai be upon ye

[belacoffeecake]

Beta 7/?

Explain

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Tilda 11/?

Unsuspecting

[belacoffeecake]

'As a gay trans man, I desire Ned Wynert carnally. I need this handsome babe in my bed right now.'