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Can i fuck Kamen Rider Mach?

he seems more interested in “self love” if you ask me

alright well the gif of mahha jerking his belt isnt working so just use your imagination

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[MONSTER] Thunder Ninja Unadaigo.

Japanese name: 雷忍者ウナダイゴ Romanized name: Kaminari Ninja Unadaigo

Alignment: Space Ninja Group Jakanja Type: Mechanin Corps Ninja Inspiration: Electric eel, drum Status: Killed by Crash Lance Stab.

From: Ninpuu Sentai Hurricanger - Episode 24

Source: tokumonster.tumblr.com

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The tactician sighs. It would seem his choice (against his better judgement, of course) to not join this "investigation group" paid off, although he certainly wished it didn't like this. Maybe it'd be better if he stayed away from them, so that he wouldn't be tempted. There was no use in getting himself needlessly punished, after all, even with how bullshit the punishment was

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This is Luci ( @princepsmarmoreum ) on a new blog ouo Feel free to follow, but I am currently under heavy construction.

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new ask meme: send me a present emoji 🎁 and i’ll respond with a random out of context image i have on my computer

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Welcome to the BEST department store in Tokyo!!

Shops upon shops, rows upon rows of products all wait to greet you at the Mira-Ito Department Store in downtown Tokyo. Whatever you need, we can guarantee that we have it waiting for you. Clothes and foods, electronics and furniture, anything that you desire. You name it – we have just what you need!!

With so much traffic, it’s natural that we’d be the perfect place to advertise, right? Companies are offering out the nose in order to buy a spot in our signs, banners, and so on. Many people – young and old, big and small, male and female – come to Mira-Ito Department Store every day to stock up and see the different shops we have to offer. We even have facilities where everyone can get a more enjoyable Mira-Ito experience!! No wonder everyone wants to get a piece of our delectable business deals – so much publicity.

But there’s one company that put so much effort into contacting us with such a wonderful product, that we just couldn’t say no. CHICHA, a little personal assistant for your phone, like Cortana or Siri. But she’s not like the other programs.

It’s her face that does it.

One look at her, and you’re hooked. The biggest thing in apps, a sweet little personal assistant, right? But she’s a gem. Beauty, grace, and charm seeping from her little digital pores. Those twinkling, childlike eyes and that winning smile. The way she cutely poses in that frilly outfit, the small “chu-pa!!” at the end of sentences. She’s perfect. She’s so adorable, and so affordable!! You just have to have her.

You’d kill for her.

Keep reading

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Reblog to see what Peridot has to say on your dash!

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the joker isn’t harley quinn’s love interest he’s her origin story

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“It’s nothing, really, just several years worth of studying tactics. Made me antisocial as hell but the plus is i’ve got a well paying job, plus ive got the benefit of the exalt’s library”

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“You fight good”

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“You fight good”

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YES MY STUPID ASS TFS REFERENCE WASNT WASTED

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FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS I LAY DORMANT! WHO HAS DISTURBED MY SLUMBER?

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I leave for like 2 weeks and suddenly all the porn bots feel like following me

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Send “Examine!” and an item or person and I’ll write an RPG description of it/them.

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foods that will poison cats:

alcohol 

chocolate

caffeine

dairy products (adults turn lactose intolerant)

fat trimmings, raw meat, eggs, fish

grapes and raisins

onions and garlic

tuna (when not made for cats)

xylitol (artificial sweetener)

if you have a cat please reblog this