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HEADCANONS: GANYU, XIAO AND ZHONGLI

sfw dating headcanons for my 3 favourite immortals🥺❤

WARNING ;; mentions of insecurities, mental break downs, anxiety, liyue archon quest spoilers and a few poorly placed penis jokes.

NOTE ;; i love these 3 too much to not make sfw dating headcanons for them. I also had a lot of fun writing for Zhongli

SUMMARY ;; sfw dating headcanons for ganyu, xiao and zhongli (seperate) and their (gender neutral) s/o

WORD COUNT ;; 1.3k

GANYU

Being the general secretary of the Liyue Qixing is a big burden, so even when once you guys are dating or in a relationship, GANYU is (sadly) often busy.

Absolute queen please tell her that she's doing great

On the occasion that GANYU is free, you guys spend it together as much as possible

If this is during the early stages of your relationship, you or GANYU won't initiate too much pda.

But later on, maybe a few months or years in, GANYU will be more comfortable with holding hands, hugging, kissing, etc. in public

Speaking of which, GANYU is very cuddly

She likes when you lay down on her lap, so she can play with your hair while you take a nap

ALSO NAPS WITH GANYU ARE SO AAAAAA

Whenever GANYU is free, she likes to take naps on grassy areas with shade from the sun

It's also a good segment for picnics because when you guys wake up, you're almosty always hungry

Sometimes GANYU refuses to eat with you because she thinks she's overweight and that you'll think she's ugly :((

Please tell her she's beautiful and that you don't care about what she weighs

We love body positivity<3<3<3

Dates with GANYU are always pleasant

Being of high status in the Liyue Qixing of course has it's benefits such as access to high-end restaurants that the average liyue citizen (you) wouldn't be able to afford

I'm not apologizing

GANYU strictly will NOT bring you flowers when she visits you because she thinks that she won't be able to control herself if she were around any💔

She thinks you probably hate her because you won't experience any of that cute cliche romantic stuff because she isn't human☹

Hug her please (istg all the adepti need therapists)

You start eating a lot more vegetarian meals so that GANYU doesn't get uncomfortable when you guys go out for food or if later in the relationship, make your own food at home

It's also a great bonding activity <3<3

You both like to cook with eachother, even if you can or can't cook- it's the fun that counts, right?

later on in the relationship, GANYU might invite you to bathe in hotsprings with her

I'd sell my soul to bathe with GANYU tbh

(Also yes you knew she was an adeptus from the very start. I mean, it's pretty obvious. Whose gonna believe that her big-ass black and red horns were a haor accessory?)

XIAO

If you told me that XIAO had a significant other, I would've started cackling ngl

I don't see XIAO as the romantic type- quite the opposite, actually.

Any attempts of being romantic goes horribly wrong

Please be nice to him though coz he's trying his best and that's enough :')

Similarly to ganyu, you guys barely meet. Usually only twice or thrice a week (maybe 4 times if you're lucky)

But when you two do get together, it's quite pleasant. Quiet strolls around Dihua Marsh, Little picnic dates at Guili Plains, and if you're lucky- he might bring you to Jueyun Karst for some sight-seeing.

XIAO appears to me as the type of person to stargaze, so I think that's something that you'd do frequently together when he isn't out fighting demons

Sadly, XIAO isn't vey good at expressing his emotions through words, which is why i wholeheartedly believe that his love language is either giving gifts or acts of kindness. What's a better way of expressing your feelings than through action if not words?

Its kind of like when your cat brings you a dead rat like "omg look what i caught for u i worked hard to catch it:)"

FLOWER CROWNS

making flower crowns is one of the few romantic activities that XIAO likes to do with you (minus the 😏😏 ofc)

He's weirdly good at making them too- like, sir is this what you've been doing on your freetime for the last thousand years??

Now ofc we have to discuss his karmic debt situation

at first, XIAO was a little reluctant to start a (both platonic and/or romantic) relationship with a mortal for obvious reasons

At the start of the relationship, XIAO would just disappear for the duration of when he's experiencing karmic outbreaks, where he would slay demons for days without stopping

Later on, XIAO is a little less averse to the suggestion after much convincing from you that he wouldn't hurt you. You weren't a small fry or some side character.

When his karmic debt would come to bite him in the ass, it was like he was on a period or something. He would be cooped up in his room, a little moodier than usual, and craving almond tofu.

Likes to hold and squeeze your hand during particularly severe durations.

ok now that I think of it the more I describe it the more it sounds like he's on his period

XIAO isn't gonna say it out loud (because he's a fucking tsundere) but your presence and knoeing that you're there for him makes his karmic debt just a little more bearable:)

ZHONGLI

OHOHO

This man. THIS MAN.

Finest mf on the entire surface of teyvat and beyond

Idc what ur height is ZHONGLI is probably still somehow taller

I like to think that ZHONGLI likes to assert how tall he is whenever you guys are walking side by side

ZHONGLI isn't the type to tease but this is an exception

IK HE DOESN'T HAVE HIS GNOSIS ANYMORE BUT BEAR WITH ME

When you guys are standing next to eachother he sometimes makes himself taller and say something like "Hmm. It might just be me, but, have you gotten shorter since yesterday?"

This motherfucker

He makes up for it during dinner dates

On the occassion that ZHONGLI doesn't conveniently "forget" his wallet, dates are great

Walks accross Liyue harbor are REQUIRED

He says something about humans needing to stretch their fragile bones or something.

He lowkey sounds like an alien when he says shit like that

ZHONGLI is TRA👏DI👏TIO👏NAL👏

When you started dating, he insisted that he needed your father's permission

Doesn't matter if you're a guy, girl or non-binary. He WILL ask for your father's permission (after getting yours first ofc)

Consent is sexy guys

WAKES YOU UP AT THE ASS CRACK OF DAWN (I feel sorry for you because I genuinely believe that I'm the only person on this app who has a normal sleep schedule)

Keeps muttering about "osmanthus wine" and "those who share the memory"

Ok grandpa we have to get you to bed

ZHONGLI, (of course) doesn't tell you that he's rex lapis and that he faked his death because he wanted to retire but was too much of a pussy to tell the other adepti himself

But he does like to stroke his ego by telling you "cool and epic stories of rex lapis™️" and watch as you listen with awe

Yea yea you got a big dick tell me something I don't know

ZHONGLI talks so fucking much man

It's up to you whether or not that's a good or bad thing

At least he can read you bed time stories to lull you to sleep at night. that's nice I suppose

ISTG this man. has a better night routine than anyone in liyue (or teyvat) so he makes you join him whether you like it (yes you do) or not

Dating ZHONGLI also includes dealing with his usual shenangians with Childe aka discount Ed sheeran

For a 6000+ year old god this man sure does know how to act like a 9 y/o

Have to get them BOTH out of trouble because they keep doing dumb shit !!

I am deeply disappointed ZHONGLI.

A/N ;; I now accept requests for both sfw & nsfw headcanons:) i don't have a list of who i write for yet but ill try my best <3

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HEADCANONS; XIAO

nsfw headcanons for xiao because im horny and he's been on my mind for the past few weeks

WARNING ;; nsfw content (duh), mentions of bondage, praise kink, archon quest spoilers. not beta read, we die like teppei

NOTE ;; i tried to make this as gender-neutral as possible but it honestly leans more towards female a bit, sorry!

SUMMARY ;; nsfw headcanons of xiao and his (gender-neutral) s/o

WORD COUNT ;; 0.4k

I believe wholeheartedly that XIAO is a bottom

not really, more like a switch with a submissive lean but we dont talk about that

I see XIAO as one of those people who seem like a top on the outside, but is secretly a bottom on the inside

Before peepaw zhongli retired, XIAO never had the time to find his own lover.. I think it's safe to assume that he's a pure baby virgin

You gotta help him bestie I don't think adepti recieve any sex ed

Okay he probably knows the basics but anything beyond that is too much for him to comprehend so you're going to have to take the wheel on the first few times

jesus can't save you now

You help XIAO familiarize himself with kinks and the likes.

He absolutely REFUSES to do anything that involves hurting you physically or verbally (degradation, spanking, choking, etc.)

He might open up to try it in the future once he learns how to trust himself, but for now he likes everything vanilla

For the love of god don't get any toys for yourself

He's the kind of person to get jealous of a plastic dildo because it's "his job" to fuck you then will start brooding for the next few days because he's an emo (derogatory)

XIAO discovers that he likes it when you bind his wrists as if he couldnt just teleport out of them at any moment. he wont tell you that he can because he likes seeing you smile when he says you can tie him up

MARRY ME RIGHT NOW PLEASE

I also think XIAO would be the type of man to hold your hand during sex and honestly that's so hot please rail me

Please praise him he will cum right then and there

Isn't a vey big fan of giving oral, but he loves it when he's on the recieving end

HE WON'T TELL YOU THAT BECAUSE HE THINKS YOU'LL MAKE FUN OF HIM FOR IT

This man has GODLY stamina it's kinda scary

Because XIAO is new to this, he only went around 1-2 rounds before bottoming out. But after a while, he can go up to 3-5

Haha walking privilages go brr

XIAO is.. admitedly not the best at aftercare

He doesn't sleep so after sex he helps you clean up and leaves because he says "Evil doesn't sleep"

ok emo just get in the fucking bed

He feels kinda guilty when he sees you limping the next day poor baby boy thinks he hurt u please comfort him or he'll turn into more of an emo

Tell XIAO that he was great please it boosts up his non-existent self esteem <3

A/N ;; finally getting posted after staying in the drafts for a little over 3 months. sfw for xiao amd ganyu one coming up next week tho🥰🥰

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