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remember that time I said I couldn’t believe people who went to a Queen concert existed ? My friend’s father is part of those people.

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy ?

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hi i need to know if it’s okay to never feel tired ? like maybe 15 minutes during the day but when im past those 15 minutes i can be superman. also i kind of faint once a year like an iphone update but for my body. i don’t think that last part is okay though

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dear diary, do you think I can still be a huge fangirl in 20 years when I’ll be a super serious woman ? because that would actually be sad

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I just discovered those accounts where people ask for lost fanfics and the people running the account go into the fanfic jungle and retrieve the long lost treasure to their rightful reader. I hope everything goes beautifully right in their life and for eternity. They are heroes.

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True.

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There was a post about Greg house right before I read that one. Coincidence ? I think not

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Ah yes, the three genders: Girl, Boy, and Mischief

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alright so my toilets are broken, my door lock is a soon to be broken lock, I can’t call from inside my apartment and I don’t even know WHY, can somebody explain to me what the hell is going on in my apartment right now? Is it in the middle of a crisis? how can my apartment go to therapy instead of breaking every single important item of its own self?

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ngl if i have a kid and they like superheroes, i'm buying both iron man and spider-man merch. you gotta teach your kids about irondad

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I believe someone already mentioned this, but we know that Lil Nas X survived the snap because Shaun and Katy are singing Old Town road in a bar in Shang-Chi. But I’d like to point out just how close these two events were, (the release of Old Town Road and the snap).

In spring of 2018, Thanos snapped and wiped out half of all life.

In October of 2018, Lil Nas X started recording the original Old Town Road, but he found the instrumental even earlier.

The song released on December 3rd, and later re-released with Billy Ray Cyrus on April 5th, 2019.

So, essentially, in a matter of months:

*half of all life is destroyed, governments are in ruins, world consumed with chaos*

Meanwhile Lil Nas X:

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for weeks i was silently crying because prime video took down dr house from their platform (in france) only for netflix to announce its return on THEIR PLATFORM. Netflix never made me that happy in my life