marvel-lous-guy · 4 months
Peter: what's stopping Jeff bezos from being santa?
Tony: What?
Peter: He has our addresses, he has drones, he has our wishlists and intimate knowledge of our habits
Tony: yeah, I guess
Peter: He is specifically making the choice not to be santa
Tony: yeah, I guess you're right
Tony: Pepper, just listen! It's a great idea!
Pepper: Tony! We are not sending gifts to everyone in the world via empty Iron Man suits! That breaks a million health and safety violations!
Tony: ...okay. but what if we used drones!?
Pepper: TONY! NO!
Peter: I want Mr stark to be Santa too!
Peter and Tony: YES!
Pepper: NO!
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Irondad + AO3 tags | part 1
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1luna1lovegood1 · 8 months
Peter: *sneaking into his room wearing spidersuit at 5 am*
May, sitting on peter's desk: excuse me whERE WERE YOU?
Peter: I was working with Mr Stark!
Tony, turning on the light: Try again.
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irondadmadlads · 3 months
Irondad Prompt #152
Steve Rogers: You get killed, walk it off!
Peter: Yes, si-
Tony: Peter, you get as little as a paper cut, you come tell me! Do not listen to what Captain Asshole says!
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funnyincorrectmcu · 3 months
Peter: Anxiety is literally just conspiracy theories about yourself. Tony: ... Tony: Wow, kid. That’s deep.
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sereinreality · 4 months
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Good Morning.
Remember what they took from us.
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jonasdirection101 · 5 months
Tony, walking into his house: "Hello, people who do not live here."
MJ: "Hi."
Ned: "Hello."
Harley: "Hey."
Tony: "I gave you a key for emergencies."
Peter: "We were out of Doritos."
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hail-hawk-eye · 6 months
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I made this sketch in class and wanted to try coloring in procreate under a paper sketch!
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ircn-dad · 5 months
Whenever I'm sad I just remember how Tony whispered "kid" when he was dying because he wanted to spend his last minute with the person he risked everything for, the person he missed during those five years and he just got back just to lose him again.
And Peter probably heard Tony calling him because of his senses, but he didn't wanted to ruin Pepper and Tony's moment.
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frogdottir · 2 months
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idk-bruh-20 · 8 months
Petition for Marvel to make a new series of shorts
about Tony's life in the time between Homecoming and Infinity War a la the "Team Thor" series.
Peter being an intern
Rhodey's physical therapy
Tony trying to get on May's good side by giving the Parkers increasingly ridiculous home improvements until May has to sit Peter down like, "Tell your not-dad to leave our dishwasher alone or I will be teaching Pepper my date loaf recipe"
"Also if he tries to add lasers to the security system he's already installed I will uninvite him to your back-to-school night."
Tony meets Ned and Ned just. vibrates.
Tony and Peter outwardly denying that they act like father and son + zoomed-in reactions of everyone around them like on The Office
SI employees: "If that's not his son, I work for Oscorp."
Tony's giving an interview into the camera like "I do not act fatherly around Peter" only for FRIDAY to interrupt, "Boss, Mr. Parker appears to be in distress" and Tony's already standing up like "on it"
The chaotic Pepper/Tony wedding planning that we deserved
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marvel-lous-guy · 4 months
*Peter meets the avengers*
Clint: Hey! Nice to meet ya!
Steve: Hey, so your Tony's intern?
Nat: You must be pretty smart then
Peter: mhm
Tony: okay, that's enough, kids kinda shy. We're gonna go down to the lab now
Sam: bye mini stark!
Bruce: I guess the kid's really shy then. He didn't even go crazy about meeting Captain America
Bucky: Yeah, must be real shy to not care you've just fulfilled every kids dream
Clint: honestly, I'm offended
Nat: Clint, shut up, it's probably just scary meeting us all at once
Peter: *later* People think I'm very shy, anxious and quiet, but my Aunt just taught me that "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all". I don't say much now
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tonymystark · 2 months
Missing hours
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forgetful-nerd · 2 months
Tony: Don’t be stupid Peter!
Peter: *voice cracking* but I don’t know how to be anything else!
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irondadmadlads · 3 months
Irondad Prompt #147:
Stark Industries hires a Karen to be apart of their security team (not knowing the Karen is a Karen). All hell breaks lose when Peter Parker tries to enter the building for his internship. And Tony is not happy about it.
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funnyincorrectmcu · 8 months
Peter: Call me biodegradable because I break down really easily. Tony: … Tony: Same, kid.
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