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he is so proud. he finished making all those by himself. would you accept his generous offer, and try one?

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I live for this.

some say that ham was born on an island... in the sun. (this is what happens when you give a person free will)

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I NEED X WITCH!READER

I keep searching it up, but every time I find a fic that portrays a reader as a witch, THEY FUCKING GROWS FLOWERS LIKE 👏 THAT! I want a reader that gets up at 12 to put moonwater on the Character's window and proceed to stink the house out with lavender. Not someone who makes fictional potions.

People, I need a modern witch fic fast. I'm going CRAZY- Have a nice night <3

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Jareth sitting alone in the throne room while all the goblins are partying in Sarah’s room bc he wasn’t invited

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Your One Last Time: sO oNE laSt TimE I NeeD TO be ThE oNe tO tAKe YoU hoME My One Last Time: ONELASTTIMEE HAVEADRINKWITHME ONELASTTIMEE

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Uhmmm.... I can deal with this ig?

💯🙏💛🟨👍

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“And God forbid you three reproduce”

has to be the funniest line i’ve heard in a long while xdxdxd

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Okay I thought of a thing...

Ya know the song The Passenger by Iggy Pop?

Ya know Creepypasta?

Well, I was in the car when this song came on, and I thought 'This song fits with them'

SO PLEASE SOMEONE MAKE A FIC OR SMTH BC I WANNA MAKE A FILM ABOUT THEM WITH THAT SONG💀

(That was the first time i listened to it)

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how does tumblr even work do you just like talk to yourself until people are like "i like this one"

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Happiness Will Come To You.

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no U are not anyones “yandere girlfriend” you are a white girl with cat ear headphones who calls herself mizaki chan

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Like little children.

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please spread this so that it can actually be funny instead of just 1 person voting

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Sucks that "sleeping together" refers to sex. Sometimes a fella just wants to snooze with a pal.

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I am now complete

Hazbin Hotel Ep 5- Dad Beat Dad