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DYLAN STOP

I can hear you playing your saxophone it’s the middle of the goddamn night go back to bed

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dylan I thought you stopped taking drugs

supernatural should have an episode where a house is haunted by the ghost of my skater cousin throckmorton

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do you think when the beanstalk was cut down right before it fell the giant knew he was going to die?

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joshua colley

Reblog with someone who is minorly "famous" but is underappreciated

chappell roan

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chappell roan

Reblog with someone who is minorly "famous" but is underappreciated

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your parents what now

so my parents are really strict about grades like I had some B’s and I was like okay whatever I’ll bring them up but my parents froke out and so now I’m hiding in the laundry basket

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"oh, gay?" "so gay."

I wanna watch all of the movies I like but with more LGTBQ+ representation. The fault in our stars? More like the fault in our homosexuals.

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jay what do you think a serious & deep conversation is

once I saw two girls who looked like they were having a really serious & deep conversation and one of them screamed “JUST SMACK THE STRAIGHT OUT OF HER”

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all

if horrible things are horrifying and horrific then how come terrible things can be terrifying but not terrific?

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if horrible things are horrifying and horrific then how come terrible things can be terrifying but not terrific?

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none

Last week I got 3 hours of sleep, but this week was different

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Last week I got 3 hours of sleep, but this week was different

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Denna McKenna

Declan McKeclan

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A guy named Joaquin walks into a shoe store:

He asks the guy behind the counter if he can get a pair of custom boots. The guy says sure and a few days later, before Joaquin returns to get them, some guy named Fred or Jackary or something enters the store. Having seen Joaquin's boots and really liking them, he asks the guy behind the counter if he can get a pair of them. "I'm sorry," the guy responds. "They're one-of-a-kind." He shakes his head. "These boots are made for Joaquin."

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me as a dad

my son: Dad, I'm gay me: Hi gay, I'm dad

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What can I say except

garlic bread

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What if Mike was short for

mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell