#faux pas

[thepastisalreadywritten]

Queen Elizabeth II received a standing ovation with much laughter from the US Congress in 1991 in response to the opening remark of her speech. 👑💜👒

📹 royalarchivesuk / TikTok

[jokingluna]

[alarminglybad]

Haha, classic whoopsie

[yours-trudy]

Someone could use some soap in their ears.

[evilhorse]

I think maybe I said the wrong thing.

(Justice League international #25)

[howifeltabouthim]

. . . I crossed the space between us and kissed him. By that point, I had spent a long time exiled from societal norms, and when he laid a hand on my shoulder—with just enough pressure to move me away—I suspected I had done something foolish and wrong.

Abigail Dean, from The Death of Us

[gwydionmisha]

I'm from Philly. I don't live on that side of the country and I quit meat in... 1990, I think.

I still have an entire rant. I think if I still lived in Philly I'd be completely losing it in a way that would make people edge away from me at parties like I did after Troy and Braveheart came out. (My friends made a rule not to mention either film as I could do more than an hour of rage fueled ranting on either).

[vicshush]

At least I don't need to worry about making any foe paws today.

[departmentq]

[the-mandolorian]

Bernier Bürckel.

Fashion victime.(B&W)

[dopecarmilla]

one time i posted an update to a smutty fanfic and one of the comments said i had them crying in the club so i responded saying omg i cant believe you read this chapter in the club!!?! weeks later i realized my faux pas, my transgression, my shame…

[dailybehbeh]

Behbeh

[vintage-tigre]

[m0thisonfire]

Your ocs most embarrassing moments?

I'm gonna choose four OCs for this one since I have so many-

Caramele

Caramele's most embarrassing moment would be the time he accidentally talked himself into a corner. There's something rather mortifying about remembering you yourself are undead after admitting to your allies you have a fear of undead creatures..

Devanii

Too much caffeine. He didn't even realize that was possible, but apparently too many triple shot Starbuck expresso cans equals one quite panicky dragon. He's faced down countless armies and enemies, but it was embarrassing for him to be brought low by an elevated heart rate and a hyperactive mind and body-

Faux Pas

Cannot dance for the life of her. She looks suave. Acts suave. Speaks in a refined manner and likes appearing charming and elegant. But she has two left feet. She cannot dance, and will not dance. She went to a party with her rival once and couldn't look him in the eyes for the next month and a half because she kept stepping on his shoes when they shared a dance...

Sybil Jorther

He tried cooking once without Devanii's help. Never again. Somehow managed to not only ruin the ingredients in the pot, but nearly caught himself on fire when the pot went up in flames. All his companions witnessed it. He never lives it down. He can't even cook a pack of ramen, and it haunts him at night.

[catadoodles]

Honor Student 🎓 Struggles with Boiling Water 💧👀

[acurtist]

I'm not very interested in sports. What's it called when the bawling ball takes out all pins in a single swing a la back-to-back? 🦃

This lovely little composition gives me the same feeling:

For the faint of heart, here is a plaint text ver-see-on:

Here is a short poem about Small Pepe:

Small Pepe, oh so sweet,

A tiny frog with a big heart to meet,

Your bright green skin and big round eyes,

Bring joy to all, with a gentle surprise.

You hop and leap with a playful bound,

Your little voice croaks a happy sound,

In the pond or on a lily pad,

You bring delight to all who have had.

Small Pepe, oh so dear,

A tiny treasure, always near,

Spreading happiness wherever you go,

A tiny frog, with a big heart that glows!

Here is a live image of smallest pepes that found me. It was a micro-nation perhaps. 🐸