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[billhaderplsholdme]

rainy day with bill

warnings: swearing, fluff

- you woke up to the pitter patter of rain falling on your roof

- you find yourself wrapped up in bill’s arms, legs entangled; he’s still fast asleep as u look up at him

- you look out the window to see a gloomy sky as bills breath fell comfortingly on your neck

- you tried to move but his embrace was so tight

- you squirmed and he just pulled you closer, still half asleep

- “come on baby let’s just stay in for a little bit longer, yeah?” he cooed softly

- you couldn’t say no to his little morning voice and the way his lips barely brushed your ear as he spoke

- so you stayed in his embrace as you heard the rain continuing to fall outside

- after more cuddling he goes, “pancakes?” In his raspy voice as he lets you go and rubs his eyes sleepily

- “of course,” you said placing a soft kiss to his nose

- you two got up and made pancakes in the kitchen

- well, you were the one doing the work

- bill was just choosing the playlist and watching you lovingly

- as u flipped pancakes he came behind you and wrapped his arms around your waist, nuzzling his face into your neck and giving the sweetest kisses.

- he started to tickle u, “bill, stop the pancakes are gonna burn let go!!!!”

- he snorts and lets go, he wasn’t gonna let a perfectly good pancake go to waste

- you guys ate your pancakes back in bed and talked about random shit, making each other laugh all through it

- your heating was down in your shitty apartment so he saw it as a perfect excuse to stay in your warm pajamas and cuddle all day

- you sat waiting for him on the couch while he picked out a movie from his stack in the bedroom, “... hmm.... social network?...”

- “whatever you want baby,” you said, and he came back into the living room, popped the disc in and curled up next to you

- he’s very fidget so it took him a while to stop squirming around

- but he finally settled down and cuddled you so tight

- feeling his breath on your neck and his heartbeat against you was all the comfort you needed

- you thought you could stay here forever and you’d never complain about anything ever again

- your body heat coming together to warm you guys up on a cold rainy day....

- so cute

- anyways

- you guys kept watching movies for the rest of the day

- him throwing out random facts about each movie every now and then

- you look at him every time, giving him your full attention. he just seemed so excited and fascinated every time he said something it made you swoon

- you would ask him questions just because you knew it’d get him excited and he’d get to talk more about it

- at one point you guys threw on a horror movie and he wouldn’t stop screaming everytime there was a jump scare to just to mess with you

- “dude, seriously stop or I’m gonna put on mamma mia-“

- “I’m sorry, I’m sorry baby,” he quickly says while pressing hundreds of kisses all over your face. “please let’s just finish the movie.”

- .... then he does it again.

- you jump and shriek and he bursts out laughing

- he tries to kiss you again but this time you dodgeball of them, pretending to be seriously mad at him

- he gets all doe eyed and starts apologizing and he gets frustrated with you ignoring him

- he keeps pleading with you to forgive him but he gets so upset he spoils the entire movie for you just to get you to talk

- “..... the maid did it. she was killing everyone.”

- your eyes widen, “WHAT THE FUCK?”

- he can’t stop laughing again

- “ARE YOU SERIOUS? WE HAD LIKE TWENTY MINUTES LEFT”

- you get up and start hitting him with a pillow, he cant stop his giggles and it turns into a full on pillow fight

- the credits start rolling and you guys don’t even realize until you hear the dvd go back to the title screen

- he goes, “see? you weren’t even watching!”

- “shut up,” you roll your eyes at him and he pouts

- he pulls you close and sways, “what can i do to make you forgive me babyyyy?”

- you smile to yourself and look up at him, “we could watch....”

- he frowns immediately, “no.”

- you continue, “mamma....”

- “NO,” he lets go of you putting, his hands in the air

- “mia...”

- he sighs in defeat, and five minutes later you’re sat on the couch watching mamma mia

- you don’t know why he acts like he hates it so much because he’s singing along to every single song with concerning lyrical accuracy

- afterwards you guys order pizza because you just don’t wanna leave the house and you’re so comfy

- it’s still raining as you stuff your faces with pizza and continue singing abba

- “you so love that movie bill, just admit it”

- “I DO NOT! have you ever considered the fact that abba is just a great band-“

- “mmmhmmm, sure, miss dancing queen”

- he rolls his eyes and takes another bite

- afterwards you guys brush your teeth and get to bed, him holding you impossibly close

- he mumbles in your ear, “I love rainy days with you”

- you smile to yourself and turn to look at him, noses touching

- “I love you,” you peck his lips softly and smile

- “I love you,” he whispers back

- as the rain still pours outside, you turn again so he can spoon you as you guys drift off to sleep

[billhaderplsholdme]

starting to work at the movie theater with college!bill

warnings: swearing, that’s p much it

- you were drowning in student loan debt so you needed to pick up a part time job to cover some of the expenses

- you applied everywhere: the coffee shop, the local diner, your favorite restaurant... and the only place you were able to even get an interview at was the shitty movie theater at the shopping center

- you didn’t mind since you loved movies but it definitely wasn’t your first choice

- on your first day it was really slow and there was only one other person working

- your manager walked you to the concessions stand and yelled over at the boy working the popcorn machine, “hey bill, doesn’t look like it’s gonna be too busy tonight. could you train her?”

- bill turned to look where you were standing and you couldn’t help but swoon

- he was so cute and had the prettiest curly hair you’ve ever seen

- you were snapped out of your thoughts when he walked up to you and held his hand out

- “sorry, what?” you said, blushing so hard you felt like a tomato

- bill just smiled, “I said I’m bill, what’s your name?”

- “oh, sorry. I’m y/n. nice to meet you.” you shook his hand. you felt butterflies in your stomach at the contact but you shook them off, reminding yourself that this is your co-worker and you literally just met

- he walks you over behind the counter and goes over the general stuff

- “so uh, this is how they say you should make the popcorn, but I always put a little more butter because why not” he shrugs and pours more than he should

- you laughed and nodded along, entranced by his voice and distracted by how cute he was

- you weren’t even sure if you were gonna remember anything he taught you because you couldn’t stop staring

- “uhh, the slurpee machine, pretty simple. you just pull down and it shits out all the slurpee you need. my favorite mixture is the cherry and Mountain Dew. kinda my special recipe. wanna try?”

- you nod and he grins, grabbing a water cup and filling it up with the perfect amount of cherry and mountain dew slurpee, handing it to you, “just don’t do this in front of the managers, they go batshit crazy whenever we drink the slurpees”

- your hands brush when he hands you the cup and you get goosebumps. you take a sip and it’s so fucking good. “holy shit”

- he laughs, “right?!”

- after he finishes teaching you the rest of the basics, you guys get to talking.

- it’s a Wednesday night so there was really no one there, which was great because no customers came to interrupt you two.

- you guys talk about your favorite movies, what movies you’re looking forward to... all that jazz

- you guys flip out when you mention that the evil dead movies are some of your favorites, and end up talking about that for like 30 minutes straight

- then he makes fun of you for not having seen back to the future yet

- “WHAT THE FUCK? are you fuckin nuts?! how are you alive right now?”

- “I’ve just never gotten around to it!”

- “oh so you can watch 16 candles everyday but never watch one of the greatest movies of all time?”

- you laughed, slightly embarrassed but knowing he was joking

- “ok.. what about... Airplane?” he asks

- you grimace out of embarrassment as you look at him

- he flips out again, “WHAT?! that’s like, the funniest movie of all time man. you gotta watch it.”

- you promise you will and smile at him

- he goes, “okay, you know what? make a list of every classic movie you haven’t seen yet and I can have you over to watch them if you want”

- you were shocked by his confidence and the fact that he wanted to hang out with you outside of work, especially having just met. “really?”

- he just shrugs, like it’s nothing. “really!”

- you smile wide, “...okay”

- you were about to make this list as long as possible just so you could spend more time with him

- suddenly, your manager walks up to you guys, “alright, you two are good to clock out for the night. hope bill didn’t bore you to death there, y/n”

- bill raised his arms, “what did I ever do to you man?”

- you laughed and bill walked with you to clock out, grabbing his jacket and throwing it on while you guys walked out to the parking lot.

- you awkwardly point to your car, “well... this is me.”

- he chuckles, “no way, I’m parked here too! what a coincidence”

- you couldn’t help but laugh. why was he so damn charming?!

- he takes out his phone, “here, why don’t we exchange numbers so we can schedule our film festival?”

- you laugh and pull yours out, handing your phones to each other to exchange information

- you got yours back and saw that he saved his contact name under “bill (your movie jedi)” you laugh and look up at him

- “get it? cause like, you’re kinda the padawan in this situation but instead of the force it’s movies?”

- you burst out laughing at how cute but nerdy that was

- he puts his hands up laughing and goes, “I thought it would be funny, man. sorryyyyyy for making a perfect connection right there.”

- you reassure him, “no, it was great. I promise.”

- he laughs, he almost looks relieved. like he wanted you to like his joke.

- you cut in, “alright, well I better get going. thanks for uh, you know. training me and stuff. and talking about movies. not a bad first day”

- he smiles, “no problem. remember to send me that list, okay?”

- “I will! okay, uh bye..” you hold out your hand for him to shake, but to your surprise one of his arms pulls you in for a hug

- “sorry, I’m a hugger,” and pulls back casually. “alright, goodnight y/n, see ya soon.”

- you lose your mind over the fact that he just hugged you and can’t find the words to say, so you just smile and wave, then he turns around towards his car, walking in the opposite direction

- you turned on your heels quickly and started giddily walking to your car. oh my god oh my god oh my god

- you get in and rest your head on the steering wheel, smiling so hard your cheeks hurt.

- maybe working at the movie theater wouldn’t be so bad

[billhaderplsholdme]

that headcannon thingie you wrote about moving in with college bill is the cutest aah!! do you have plans for more? :)

omg thank you🥺🥺 I’ll be writing more! I’ve been daydreaming way too much about college bill lately so I’ll be posting more soon <3

[billhaderplsholdme]

moving in with college!bill

warnings: swearing, fluff

- you and bill had been dating since sophomore year of college

- he saw you watching Monty Python and the holy grail on your laptop in class and tapped you on the shoulder to introduce himself

- “you know, they actually dyed the rabbit red for that scene”

- you go “oh, that’s kinda fucked up”

- and since then you two have been inseparable

- this year, for your last year of college, you two decided to move into an apartment close to campus together

- the conversation was pretty simple

- he got nervous “would you wanna like... you know... live together? next year?”

- you couldn’t understand why he was so nervous, you were practically secretly staying over at his dorm every night

- obviously you said yes

- and that brings us to now

- you finally found an apartment that’s not big, but the perfect size for the both of you

- you guys kinda forgot that you couldn’t take the furniture from your dorms with you so you were fucked on the first night, sleeping together on the floor on a makeshift bed of pillows and the huge teddy bear he won you at the state fair, using each other’s warmth instead of blankets

- the next day you guys went to ikea to get your shit together

- and it was a nightmare in the best possible way

- you guys were walking through the sinks section when he pulled you aside and flipped up the faucet

- “honey? the sinks aren’t working”

- he looks at you expectantly

- “... you know, 500 days of s-“

- “babe we watched that movie together of course I know”

- he laughs and grabs your hand continues walking

- you guys needed to get a bed but in order to find the perfect one you guys did the “cuddle test” where you cuddled on each option and saw which was the comfiest

- you didn’t care how stupid you looked, cuddle comfiness outweighed embarrassment

- on the 7th one, you both agreed that it was perfect

- after grabbing the rest of the things you needed (dresser, desk, chairs, dining table, shelves, etc.) you tried your best to shove it all in bill’s Jeep

- you had to lift the mattress, one of you on each side, and tried to throw it on top of the car so you could strap it on top like a Christmas tree

- you threw it but the force wasn’t strong enough and it ended up falling and bonking you on the head

- immediately bill freaked out “OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU OKAY??”

- you were laughing so hard bill thought you were crying until he pulled the mattress off of you and saw the smile on your face

- “Fuck you, y/n.” He giggled. “I thought you fuckin died”

- “oh no, who would keep you from making a fool out of yourself at every single party we go to?”

- he rolls his eyes and pulls you up by your arms and you finally fit everything in the car, high fiving once you were finally able to shut the trunk

- bill got overly cocky. “boom! fuck you ikea delivery, we may be under the most unsafe driving conditions in the world right now but we still did it”

- you two laughed the rest of the ride home, his hand on your thigh as you sang along to “come and get your love”

- bill loved singing along to the opening and drumming on your thigh while he jammed out

- once you were home you had to carry all the furniture up the shitty stairs, you two almost died

- bill walks backwards up the stairs holding the top end of the box, “FUCK FUCK FUCK Y/N HURRY”

- by some miracle you guys got it all upstairs

- he pops down onto the floor, “baby I know we need a bed tonight but can we please eat first”

- you climb on top of him, your head lying on his chest, “I can just sleep here”

- his giggles shook you as you laid on top of him and snuggled your face into the crook of his neck, stifling your laughter

- you guys ordered from your favorite Chinese takeout place and gobbled that shit down, sitting criss cross applesauce on the floor

- you opened your fortune cookie “mine says that I should be prepared for new beginnings!”

- he opens his, “hm, mine says don’t build the furniture tonight I know you’re so tired just sleep on the bare mattress it’s okay”

- you threw the paper fortune at him and told him to shut up, and that you need to at least try to set the bed and nightstand up

- you guys ended up getting the bed down after lots of trial and error and “BILL STOP”

- but the nightstand ... you guys accidentally put the legs of the nightstand on the top part. how does that even happen??

- you guys were too tired to fix it so you just decided to leave the nightstand wrong-side up

- after you guys finished, you double high fived again and interlocked your hands while doing so

- bill slips his hands around your waist and pulls you close, resting his forehead against yours, “... can we not do the other nightstand tonight?”

- you giggled as he looked at you with puppy dog eyes, trying to convince you. how could you say no to that??? “fiiiine”

- bill pulls away quickly “OH, THANK GOD”

- you smack his arm playfully and then he goes and plops down on your guys’s new bed

- he extends his arms out, making grabby hands at you, “cuddle with me baby”

- you laughed at how needy he was and immediately obliged, him pulling you close as you cuddled up next to him

- once you guys finally settled, you heard a “thud” as the bed you were laying on shifted and slanted to the side

- you both went “what the fuck?”

- bill looked down at you, cuddled up against his chest, “..c-“

- you didn’t even need to look at him to know what he was gonna say “yeah we can fix it tomorrow baby please I’m so tired”

- he laughed and pulled you closer, stroking your arm as you drifted off to sleep

- living with bill is gonna be heaven (and hell at times) but this is a pretty rad start

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You guys got out!

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[HQ] Bill Hader for MTV's Personal Space (2019) | 📸: Rebecca Lader

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it’s not easy being in love...

[billhaderplsholdme]

I wonder if Bill Hader understands or even knows he’s a teenage heartthrob

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bill hader better stop being so babie or else I’ll come right over and marry him