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FINEST CELEBRITIES IN MY PERSONAL OPINION

I keep seeing people do this on TikTok, but I can’t do this on TikTok because too many people I know irl follow me there. So I’m posting it here instead.

10. Dominic Monaghan - somehow both so cute and so sexy

9. Shawn Ashmore - what can I say? I was raised on X-Men

8. Guy Berryman - bassist for Coldplay AND Apparatjik AND fashion designer AND certified Cool Guy

7. Christopher Abbott - fascinated by how he’s cornered the market on dumb-as-a-brick-yet-insanely-skilled-fighter characters

6. Ben Barnes - EYES

5. Wes Bentley - I can’t articulate it but his awkward demeanor and blunt mannerisms have captivated me for years

4. Hugh Dancy - so beautiful that a psychotic cannibal mastermind was falling at his feet

3. Bill Pullman - the og husband material

2. Kyle Maclachlan - I don’t think anyone else will ever match his freak

1. Jamie Bell - my GOAT

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He’s a FORMER DRUG ADDICT he has BIPOLER DISORDER he’s a survivor of CHILDHOOD DOMESTIC ABUSE he’s the MOST POWERFUL GUY ON EARTH he’s SUICIDAL he was DEFEATED WITH THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP he DID THE DISHES he’s BRUNET he’s BLOND he’s a HIGH SCHOOL DROPOUT he’s a SCIENCE EXPERIMENT he can SEE YOUR WORST MOMENTS he’s from FLORIDA

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I need a Thunderbolts* Breakfast club au so bad.

We even got the perfect stand in for vice principal Vernon

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Ava and Yelena:

Ava and Yelana the second John walks into the room:

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"I'm so alone! I don't have anyone anymore!" Thunderbolts* (2025)

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Lewis Pullman as Rhett Abbott in Outer Range (2022-2024)

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Outer Range was such a funny show fr because all the other characters were dealing with time travel, missing kids, and fighting for their land, meanwhile the average Rhett storyline was one of these

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perpetually confused

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RIP Rhett, sorry they never did anything remotely interesting with your character

miss him terribly

sc: @delopsia

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has anyone done this yet?

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bill pullman really went through it in this huh

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Boblena being the peak of trauma bonding + plus sunshine and sunshine protector is just… 🥹

I cannot believe mcu gave me a new ship after killing all my OTP a few years ago.

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thunderbolts* ⇾ bob & yelena

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I love the scene where the Thunderbolts all fight Sentry. I can’t stop thinking about it. The camera is steady and focused on him as the chaos happens around him, because he’s in control. There’s also little to no cuts, it’s one (or a few) long shots. Because frequent cuts imply action, and Sentry is totally calm. It’s not just that he can take down the whole team, it’s also that it’s so very easy for him to do so. And the way it’s shot is such a simple yet effective way of showing it.

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TURN is actually such a funny show, because you’ll be introduced to two important people in the rebel army;

One is the head of intelligence, Washington’s right hand man, noble, brilliant, serious, incredible posture, impeccable blue uniform, leads armies, went to Yale, elegant,

The other is just some guy, dirt on his face 90% of the time, the baggiest pants you’ve ever seen, always smiling, literal pirate, barely has an official rank, makes money by selling illegal goods on the black market, drove a submarine bomb,

And these two are the best of friends.