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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.

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pokèmonize yourself!!!!

spin this wheel to see your pokemon type

spin this one to see how you'll look like

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You can only wear the two randomly assigned colors* for the rest of your life, ( trying to wear any other colors the items will change to one of the two other colors) how do you feel?

*Different tones/shades of the randomly chosen colors are allowed. Pastel, neon, etc. will also fall under the base color and are therefore allowed.

Spin the wheel to find out which colors you must wear

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girls be like "i'm shy" then want u to choke em while kissing

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being happy is so scary because there’s this underlying feeling of anxiety like when are things gonna go wrong. is this gonna be taken from me. chat is this normal

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If you want to understand how horrendous the "metrosexual" thing was please listen to the absolute vile lyrics of Katy Perry's "Ur So Gay" (where she tells a straight guy to commit suicide for acting so gay, "why don't you hang yourself with your H&M scarf", "you're so gay and you don't even like boys" etc., on the same 2008 album she sings about how kissing girls is "not what good girls do" but that she liked it and hopes her boyfriend doesn't mind 😬)

hi yes hello what the fuck is metrosexual lmfao

It's hard to explain to zoomers just how insanely homophobic the early 2000s were. If you were male, and like, washed your hair regularly, people would call you a faggot.

So, dudes who washed their hair and wore button ups developed the term "metrosexual" which meant "I care about my appearance but I am attracted to women and don't have sex with men."

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Fiyero pretending to be shallow while coming out with shit like "if only because dust is what we come to" smh

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do children like earnestly and truly believe in santa claus ever? from my earliest memories i just thought it was kind of a fun idea but i never regarded it as strictly true, just like...an unspoken ritual we did on christmas that was a way for my parents to make our christmas presents more exciting. but i did pretend to believe in santa for a long time because i wanted them to have fun with it.

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So there's a rhyme about beans that either starts like this:

Beans, beans, the magical fruit The more you eat, the more you toot Or like this: Beans, beans, they're good for your heart The more you eat, the more you fart And concludes like this: The more you [toot/fart], the better you feel So eat them beans with every meal!

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Wicked: we need a guy to come and bump into a woman who doesn't fit societal norms, and have palpable sexual tension with her, immediately start an antagonistic flirtation, only to date her more socially acceptable roommate whilst still making fuck me eyes at the woman he first bumped into...

Jonathan Bailey: I got this...

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“What is this feeling…”

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I will say this, I didn't think "What is this Feeling?" could get any gayer, then they had them start of tossing and turning in bed getting all pulse rushing and face flushing-y 😂😂😂

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Steve, looking at a board of badges: Robin... what are our pronouns today? 🤔

Robin, half asleep: Not now Steve 😴

Steve: Oh, uh... I don't think they make Not/Now pins... we could probably make our own though right?

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The problem with having a crush on a lovely and supportive friend is they'll casually call you "hot and charming" and you're like, they're probably saying that as a friend though...

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So I first was anxious about symptoms of MS when I was 19, but I have a lot of health anxiety so I just ignored those fears as all my symptoms were very vague and inconsistent

I'm now nearly 31 and being sent for an MRI for suspected MS 🙃 I mean, I also had some blood tests that found very low folate levels so the symptoms are probably related to that not MS I assume (haven't has chance to discuss the results yet so not really sure, but the internet informs me folate deficiency can cause a lot of the symptoms I've been facing).

Anyway, I hope I don't have MS and the folate supplements help, but if I do have MS I'm gonna be so mad at myself for ignoring it for over a decade 🙃

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So no spoilers please because I'm only a couple of episodes into season 2, but Landon and Hope have chemistry, Landon and Josie have chemistry, Josie and Hope have chemistry, Raf and Hope have chemistry, Josie and Raf have chemistry...

What I'm saying is this story is perfectly set up for some polycule vibes!

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you can always tell when a ship exists solely because they were the only two remaining characters left and the ship always sucks