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Me when the forest cryptid digs my vibe: 👉👈

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Facebook marketplace algorithm knows me better than a therapist
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Hot boxing a museum showcase box. Lemme whiff that art like a sommelier
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I want so many designer isopods. Luxury ass isopods. Lemon blue. Rubber ducky. Porcellio flavomarginatus
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Straight threesomes prob performative as fuck. Your heart isn’t in it. At least two of y’all gotta be bi. Think about it
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All the birds loud af and merlin only picks up a fucking wild turkey. Do better
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q-tips got me feeling like a prospector
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you can just feel the self-congratulatory glee of whoever named this paint this color, like they truly thought they were so funny and i think you're so funny paint color naming man good job paint man
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italian sub said he wanted no limits masochism so hes leashed to his crate wailing while i break spaghetti noodles in half infront of him
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people who are anti piracy live such sad lives. oh you pay $100+ for a wide array of streaming services?? and you still cant watch zombieland?? damnn that must fucking suck
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Love cats and soup. These cats be fucking industrious and shit
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WHAT A GUY



Vogelkop Superb Bird-of-Paradise (Lophorina niedda), male displaying to a fine ass female, family Paradisaeidae, order Passeriformes, endemic to the Birds Head Peninsula of New Guinea
photograph by Dustin Chen
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smoking a joint playing pocket frogs. Jumping in the pond. Boing boing
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