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So. In the episode Micro Management. Jack Fenton says that his Fenton Crammer is able to "shrink ghosts."

And while the Crammer does shrink ghosts. -aka Skulker and Danny-

You know who else it shrinks? Dash.

So that begs the question.

Is Dash fully human?

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Danny Phantom fandom

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Love that every post I see related to the Poindexter episode it’s like “and Danny should be able to throw hands back? They have No powers? Damn skill issue.”

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Actually a leviathan would be more suited to an ancient of the sea.

HOWEVER

We do have some very spacey horror noises. Such as the sound the sun makes <3

(these ones)

Danny, as a developing Ancient of Space (who isn't quite there yet), has a ghost form for that. It's a leviathan.

The problem is, that form is still developing.

Which means random quirks that tie to that form appearing.

Mouth-full of fangs sometimes, bioluminescence, claws, the stuff he'd thought was just normal ghost stuff.

So the absolute dead tired expressions that his friend's family is leveling at him when he comes down to breakfast is a surprise.

"What's...wrong?"

"Daniel, why did you not inform me of your meta gene? And that you snore?"

"Okay first off I don't snore, second-"

Damian interrupts him by slapping down a recorder and playing the loudest, most horrifying noises Danny's ever heard.

Danny stares at it.

Damian glares at him.

"You definitely snore."

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That happened tho? Not to Wes we just stole his story from another guy (Gregor) and pretended we made it up

Okay, what the hey, I'm going to do another one of these.

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Okay, what the hey, I'm going to do another one of these.

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CAUSE THEY HAD THE PERFECT EPISODE RIGHT THERE WITH TECHNUS AND HOW YOU SHOULDN’T BE SHALLOW\LEAVE YOUR FRIENDS TO BE POPULAR. AND IT SHOWS DANNY HAS A LITTLE SELFISH SIDE TO HIM WHICH WAS COOL TO SEE-WHILE THE POINDEXTER EPISODE IS LIKE YOU WANNA DEFEND YOURSELF?FUCK YOU PUNISHMENT TIME

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*rises from the ashes with my once a decade fanart*

Hey you guys remember how phantom planet was about Danny getting his own solar system in the ghost zone to live in with his friends forever and nothing else happened and the episode was really good

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Short DPXDC Prompts #631

Danny Fenton has a Mechanical Engineering degree. Usually Wayne Enterprises prefers some form of résumé or Portfolio of their potential employees skills.

They didn’t expect Danny to pull out perfect replicas of Bat equipment and explain how he reverse engineered them step by step like it was nothing.

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You've heard of "Danny helping Jason's pit rage" and "Danny stranded in Gotham with no ectoplasm", now get ready for

Danny, stranded with no source of ectoplasm, feeding off of the pit rage whenever he's near Jason

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DP x DC prompt

Danny is severely out of it and in human form after being summoned improperly by some cultists. Bruce Wayne is there as a human sacrifice. Danny mistakes him for Jack, and Bruce decides it's been long enough since the last robin turnover

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DP x DC prompt:

Put Jason through the ghost catcher and see what happens

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Fic writers how do we feel about the fact that sometimes animals purr as a self-soothing behavior when stressed and not just when happy

This is targeted towards DPxDC writers btw but also the non-crossover fandom can probably do something fun with Vlad or the GIW

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We say he's half ghost because of the same reason we call him a halfa

Sidney Poindexter

I watched the show, he's never called a halfa except for that one incident with that one kid and we're pretty sure he was thinking of Vlad anyway

My favorite part about danny phantom is that Danny never says he's "half ghost." He actually has no idea what he is, and when Spectra asks him, "What are you? A ghost trying to fit in with humans, or some creepy little boy with creepy little powers?" he literally says he has no idea, he's both, neither, he doesn't know.

And then he just. Never answers. As the show continues, he never answers the question.

Throughout the show we see him playing into the human with ghost powers more. But is that because he spent most of his time in the human world where there's less ectoplasm? Is this because it's psychologically easier for him to be human? Is it a reflex? Is this because deep down he needs this more than anything, to be just a human with ghost powers?

He never answers, so we never know.

By the end of the show he seems to accept himself—whatever he is. It doesn't matter, because he's made peace with who he is: Danny. And for a kid's show, that's actually a really great message. Like hey kids, you don't have to have everything figured out about yourself, but you should still love yourself for who you are. You know? Positive messaging for kids, we stan.

But unfortunately for Danny, I'm not a kid anymore, and he still never figured out the answer to that question.

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He had snow white hair, and glowing green eyes

White eyelashes go brr

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All he heard was “we’re friends now”

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"None of us want to be here, you know." The agent took a slow and careful sip of his coffee. "All you have to tell us is your relationship with the ecto-entity known as Danny Phantom."

Jazz looked on, maintaining her best stoic expression she could muster. "I've said enough times that I will not speak without a lawyer present."

"God lord, we're not cops. It's a simple negotiation. Tell us what we want to know and you get to go home. Your little ghost boyfriend can't be that special to you."

The agent's hard blue eyes probed her own, searching for any sign of weakness. Betrayal of the truth.

Jazz gave him nothing.

He stood from the table and groaned into his pristine, white-gloved hands.

"Who woulda thought that the Fentons' girl was Phantom's bitch? I mean, you've got to be in his pocket to keep this up."

He turned around so that his back was facing her.

"Or is a dead boy that good of a lover? Does it not sometimes feel more like you're kissing the lips of a cadaver?" He turned, expecting to elicit some sort of reaction from her.

Her shoulders rose and fell. No sign of stress. No tension. No tells.

In the face of her interrogators Jazz Fenton was calm and collected.

There was a faint sound of a voice that seemed to come from the agent's earpiece. He tapped his ear once and swore under his breath.

"Just give me five," he hissed. "I know what I'm doing. No—No, I—" he stopped and sighed. "Yes sir. Understood."

He stalked to the door and opened it. He gestured for her to stand.

Jazz swung her legs to the side of the chair and elegantly crossed the room, teal pants billowing as she walked.

"I take it no lawyer needed, then?" she said, innocently.

"Get the hell out."

Jazz grinned, eyes alight with fire. "Thank you, agent, for your courteous time this evening."

She let the door slam on the way out.