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I love ships where it’s like *perfectly “normal” person, maybe a bit traumatized, wet dog vibes, feels like no one really can see them* and *Absolutely deranged person, commits homicide on the regular, is mildly obsessed with them, is the only person who can see them* and it’s a messy toxic relationship but it’s so intriguing. Won’t end well unless they both get a lot of therapy.

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Lucemond and Rhaenicent or as I like to call it the disaster gays/lesbians who lack the communication skills that could prevent a war

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The reason Goncharov (1973) is such a hit is because it allows Tumblr to unironically participate in its national sport:

Lying

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I fully admit to having brain worms, but sometimes I read descriptions of aged-up!Lucerys or like mid-twenties Lucerys and I just

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autism be damned my boy sure can work a grill

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aemond is such a loser like wdym you ride the biggest dragon alive, are a master swordsman and have pantene ad level hair but are still obsessed with your 16 yr old nephew lol

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it occurs to me that i don’t think adam would necessarily say something as forward as”ronan! my ronan!” (to reciprocate the line in greywaren) but u know who would 1000% say that? and probably said it all ready? richard campbell gan

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The more you learn about the production of this movie the wilder it gets.

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Dare I say this is Tumblr's greatest bit of all time

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okay but hear me out, Lucerys Velaryon as Anastasia. There's that one theory that he lives, lost his memories, and such, which just can flow so perfectly into a fricken Anastasia AU. Especially one set like during/after the Dance in some way.

Or even just, in attempting to get Rhaenyra to submit, everyone is looking for a Lucerys look-alike to claim as a hostage. Lo and behold they've found the actual Lucerys this whole time.

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gansey as described by ronan in chapter 27 of the dream thieves (2013): this was a gansey that adam would hate.

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broke: blue sargent is a manic pixie dream girl

woke: gansey is a manic pixie dream girl

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Since I've read "And Gansey kinda wanted to live." my mind has known no other thought