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Happy 34th Birthday Brendon !!

so lucky to be in this fandom and have you as my idol and role model. you have changed and saved so many lived including mine. throughout the years you remained humble, patient and kind. learning from your mistakes each day that passes. i idolize your courage to face challenges and taking chances. continue to inspire people through your music and great doings. us sinners are lucky enough to have someone like you who loves and appreciates us. cheers to your 34th year 🥂.

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Wait a moment.. there’s a lot of homophobic people in Russia right?

And Brendon and Dallon acted extra gay on their performance there

That means..

THEY PLANNED IT ALL ALONG

THEY ACTED GAY AF ON PURPOSE TO ANNOY SOME RUSSIANS

also maybe to show them that they can be themselves no matter if they are on homophobic territory

I SEE YOU DAL AND BREN, I SEE YOU.. ʘ‿ʘ

(btw on these photos they look so in love what the fuck)

Photos belong to their right owners. I am not claiming them as mine

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I don’t stan Dallon Weekes anymore i’ll still post Brallon incorrect quotes since i made this account to post that specific content :))

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@gay-shps-are-yay-shps thank you for the notes!! 💕

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Brendon Urie is literally a walking sex on a stick

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reblog if you love fall out boy

i’m trying to find out who still loves fall out boy

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Reblog if you stan any of these!

· Panic! at the disco

· Twenty one pilots

· IDKHOW

· Conan Gray

· Waterparks

· My chemical romance

· Billie Eilish

· Brobecks

· Ryan Ross

· Fall out boy

· Girl in red

· Idk anymore lolz guess this was it

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Brendon: Say yes to drugs.

Dallon: Say no to drugs.

Brendon: Doesn't matter what you tell drugs.

Brendon: Because if you're talking to drugs, you're taking drugs.

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Dallon: How tall are you?

Brendon: Height is a social construct.

Dallon: So you're short

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Dallon: *holds the doon open* After you.

Spencer: No, After you.

Dallon: I insist, after you.

Brendon: *pushes past the both of them* After me.

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Brendon: i'm quick at solving math problems.

Dallon: okay, what's 38 x 76?

Brendon: 24.

Dallon: that's not even close.

Brendon: yeah, but it was quick.

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Brendon: *walks up to Dallon wearing kinky boots*

Dallon: you'd make a decent prostitute.

Brendon: i'd make an amazing prostitute.

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Dallon: you need to man up

Brendon: man up? sexist.

Dallon: ...

Brendon: i'm sorry but i don't see genders, ma'am.

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Spencer: If you took a shot every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?

Dan: Maybe a tad tipsy?

Dallon: Drunk.

Jon: Wasted.

Brendon: Dead.

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Brendon: the glass is half empty.

Dallon: *shakes head* well, i think the glass is half full.

Brendon: well, i think you're full of shit.

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Brendon: hey do you want to— stop screaming, it's me Brendon. Anyways, do you want to watch Stranger Things with me?

Dallon: I'M IN THE SHOWER

Brendon: so is that a yes?

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Brendon: Hello, people who raided my fridge at 3AM without telling me.

Spencer: Hi

Dan: Hello

Dallon: Hey Bren

Brendon: i gave you guys a spare key for emergencies only!

Dallon: we were out of Dr. Pepper