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I BOUGHT your (our) fruity little owl boy’s hoodie! And it’s fabulous ❤️❤️

my sister informing me that the hellaverse x hot topic pride merch dropped

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At a friend’s house the other day for hanging out, kitty cuddles and some dinner, and she points out her apple tree has pretty blossoms on it.

Now, do you think my AuDHD brain can enjoy the beauty for even a moment before music begins to play music in my head and make up silly new lyrics to the song?

If you said NO, you would be right.

🎶 She’s got that apple blossom treeee / And the cats with the fuuuur / And the whole house was waiting for heeeeer / To bake the dough / Next thing we know / Shorty was saying ‘Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! [dinner’s ready!]’ 🎶

😅😑😋 🍎 🌸 🌳

They really were pretty blossoms on that tree. 🤔

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Thank you Thuderbolts*. You depicted depression, passive suicidal thoughts and suicidal ideations so beautifully - and compassionately.

I’ve often tried to explain the idea of not wanting to like DIE, but if I could step out of the room and not exist - just for a bit - and come back when shit’s better, that would be perf. 👌

Bob’s retreat into his ‘room’ when the void takes over, just… 🤌🏻 💋 *chef’s kiss*

And Bob seeing the others’ darkest memories and not running from them or treating them differently… 🥹

People often forget that it’s the ones who(’ve) hurt the most who are the most compassionate and understanding… And the one’s who have the least who share/give the most.

So thank you MCU. This kind of representation made me feel seen - and touched me in a way I haven’t felt through art/cinema/literature in quite a while.

*Ps: the group hug thing was the best way to go but my immediate thought was “Bob. Dude. You gotta just give yourself a big’ol hug. Don’t fight. Just hug-it-oooooout [insert Encanto’s Mirabel voice here].”

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Um. YES PLEASE 🤣🤣🤣🤣

The one scene I want to see out of a Hazbin/Helluva crossover:

Lucifer: “I like your Hutzpah, Kid, what’s your name?”

Moxxie: “Um, it’s Moxxie, sir.”

Lucifer: “No, it’s defiantly Hutzpah, I know the difference. What’s your last name?”

Moxxie: “Knolastname.”

Lucifer: “What?”

Moxxie: “Knolastname.”

Lucifer: “What?!”

Blitzø: “No, Watt doesn’t work for us, he was just a client. Medieval peasant type.”

Lucifer: “Who doesn’t work for you?”

Blitzø: “Watt.”

Stolas: “Who?”

Lucifer: “I… was that a question or just owl noises? I feel like I’m losing my mind! Ha! A circuit just went Fizz!”

Fizz: “Yes?”

Lucifer: “What?”

Blitzø: “No!”

Moxxie: “-Lastname, yes.”

Blitzø: “What?”

Stolas: “Who?”

Blitzø: “Fizz!”

Lucifer: “Well this I great, just Nifty but I have to-”

Nifty: “Yes?”

Stolas: “Who?”

Lucifer “No Fucking No!”

Moxxie: “-lastname. Laaaastname.”

Lucifer: “This is too much to take! And I’m a literal fucking Angel!”

Angel: “Yes?”

Lucifer: “Charlie! How does this not reduce your mind unto a blazing shrived Husk?!”

Husk: “What?”

Lucifer, losing it: “FUCKING WHO!?”

Alastor: “                                            –‘s on First! Ha!” *Ragtime music.*

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A friend went to a comic con last weekend that I couldn’t attend and he just shared this story.

Good times. 🤣🤣

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Congrats @animatedmau ! Just saw this article on the gooaglatron machine

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My friend makes de art. De pretty pretty art.

And dis book eeez very pretty art.

Buy the art.

Pretty pretty book.

Announcing my very first art book!

The Library of Lost Zines is a catalogue of unpublished, unfinished, and unwritten work, imagined from 2018 through 2023—titles, concepts, and cover designs for 17 zines that don’t actually exist, and never will.

Compiled in 2024 and finally available for sale, this is my first physical art book ever (!) and I’m thrilled to be sharing it, at long last.

(Also available: some older PDF zines that most certainly do exist—including a few free ones that you can print out and assemble yourself!)

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My friend’s art

Buy her art

I am basically this close 👉👈 to releasing an art project – a 40-odd page book, a zine about zines – which I've been assembling since the end of 2023, and which compiles work of mine going back to 2018. I've spent the last month or so dragging it towards the finish line, and it's nearly done: I just ordered the final proof, so once that arrives (and doesn't have any glaring defects) I should be ready to start selling them.

This feels like even more of an accomplishment because I have a terrible habit of advancing projects to the 90% mark and then losing interest before actually getting them out the door. So just reaching the "final proof" stage is a significant milestone for me.

Also: if all goes well, logistically and financially, this won't be the only art book I release this year – I've got another, very different project on deck that's basically ready to go to print – but it's going to be a different, more expensive printer, which is why I'm releasing the cheaper one first.

Watch this space – and/or my art blog @weaknuclearforce – for news and details.

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I maintain he will be a romance author ✍️❤️

he's gonna be a published author & couldn't wait to tell blitz about it

based on that one recent trend on the bird site

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Happy Pi Day!

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It’s makes me a little uncomfortable how much this makes me think of THIS guy…

Sorry 😅😭🫣 But OMG 😱

he's so relatable 🫶

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Don’t worry - the whales are on it.

There should be no billionaires.

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Clearly hammer

Oh wait.. Hammer as in KILL?!!

I thought… 😳🤭🫣

My bad 🤣

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@j00d

I was already in stitches - but your post had me busting metaphorical ones 🤣

Stolitz fanfic recommendations please.

Stuck in the hospital for a few days with gallstones and pancreatitis. So I need good shit to read 🤣

Also gunna have surgery to get the gallbladder removed. So this hospital bed & room are my home for a while.

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@blitzwhore / @larryisnotagirl

I’m gunna say his favourite princess is Luna/Nightmare Moon.

His favourite of the Mane 6 would be a tie between Pinkie Pie and Rarity.

I’m sure he’s got a soft spot for Scootaloo and Derpy Hooves 😂

And he’s probably got crushes on the “bad” girls: Sunset Shimmer, Starlight Glimmer and Tempest Shadow (Fizzlepop Berrytwist - who wouldn’t? She’s hot 🤣).

I obviously haven’t put any thought into this whatsoever. Nope. 🙂‍↔️

And I’m gunna toss in that Stolas would have a soft spot for Discord. Cuz Fluttershy and Discord are a very PG Blitzø and Stolas without the sex and childhood trauma 🤣 so Blitzø and Stolas if they got to develop as friends (etc) from when they were kids.

🤔 Yeah. I like that. That is a new belief of mine lol.

This post became much longer than I intended

the first thing you should headcanon a character as is transgender. the second thing is that you should make them like mlp. the third thing you should do is think really hard about who their favorite pony would be. this is vital to understanding their personality

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Stolitz fanfic recommendations please.

Stuck in the hospital for a few days with gallstones and pancreatitis. So I need good shit to read 🤣

Also gunna have surgery to get the gallbladder removed. So this hospital bed & room are my home for a while.

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My Fizzarolli kitty keeping me company at Emerg while I get an IV.