I canāt find my glasses because I need my glasses on to see my glasses.
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Decided to have a fancy supper tonight.
By fancy, I do mean that I put my sandwich on the panini press, mixed two slices of provolone cheese into my boxed macaroni, and put my chocolate milk in an Oktoberfest glass instead of a normal cup.
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What the FUCK possesses people to prey on vulnerable people?Ā My grandmother got a call from people pretending to be the IRS saying they would arrest herĀ if she didnāt give them thousands of dollars and send a fucking hit manĀ if she called the police.Ā Seriously, I am so. fucking. mad.
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The people who ask me for advice are primarily my friends C and K.Ā I usually say that either I have no idea or that xxx is what I think is most likely but xxx is the worst possibility I can think of with the disclaimer that I donāt know what Iām talking about.Ā Then I tell them I can ask my mom what she thinks and that they should go to see their PCPs.Ā Fortunately, theyāre my friends, and I know their PCPs, so itās way easier to tell them to go there for real advice.
Fellow medical people, how do you handle friends asking you for medical advice? I donāt want people to think Iām being rude/unhelpful by just saying ādonāt ask me, ask your doctorā. But at the same time I am fully aware that I am not able to accurately diagnose people or do anything about someoneās medical issues, when a) Iām not a fricking doctor & b) I donāt know all of their medical history yada yada.
Iāve had to deal with this for the last 6 years, because of my job triaging for 111 & 999, but now Iām a medical student as well itās getting more frequent, and I feel like I need to just shut this shit down now.
Any advice would be appreciated :)
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Iām cringing so hard at this.Ā Ā āEvery fatherāĀ Ā my ass.Ā IDK whatās wrong with you people for attacking dads and also people who like their dads, but Iām with @spoekelse872 - shut it.
why does every father have the emotional intelligence of a flea
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