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THIS IS THE MOST ATTRACTIVE MAN I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE

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nuh kid is right AHHAHA

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Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms

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happy two time rework day

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resposting, since i finally made their moonscorched versions! :D

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OK HEAR ME OUT. HEAR ME OUT!!!!

People ship the chars with skins like Mafioso so…

007n7 x Sans(Comic skin). Middle-aged yaoi.

The ship name is HotdogBurger/HackerBones

Anyway gonna yap about them :3

- Sans is a true pacifist ending Sans. He was forsakened in a lab accident (personal hc that he worked as a scientist) involving the roof falling in on him. He was registered missing because nobody ever found his dust, nor saw him get crushed directly.

- They started being friends because Sans noticed 007n7 taking the bare minimum of food, and decided to offer a hotdog. He told puns and 007n7 decided to throw in some weak dad jokes of his own. They just kinda stuck together after that because 007n7 was glad that he knew someone didn’t hate him in the cabin and Sans was to scared of saying hi to someone without someone he knew. (me to bro)

- Sans actually didn’t participate in rounds when he first was forsakened because of his 1 hp, and figured he would be kinda useless with being one-shotted. When 007n7 showed him c00lGUI and reluctantly explained his past, instead of being horrified, Sans thought it was genuinely cool and somehow convinced 007n7 to share. The c00lGUI actually buffed him by giving him 100 hp alongside the stuff 007n7 can do. He started doing rounds to try and be helpful other than giving out hotdogs after rounds.

Ok gonna yap about their actual romance now

- Since Sans can’t rlly kiss since…yk he’s a skeleton, I imagine that Sans will take 007n7’s hand and place his mouth against it. Like he’s kissing his hand or smth. 007n7 will like peck him on the cheek or kiss his hand, too. But they don’t rlly do that since their love language is mostly in actions.

- Their first date was looking at the stars w/ a telescope on the dock at the lake. Sans got to yap about Space and 007n7 listened happily with the lovestruck “I love this nerd” look (he is ALSO a nerd don’t listen to his lies /silly)

- when running away from Bluudud, Pr3ttyPrincess, and C00lkidd (hc that Bluudud and Pr3ttyPrincess are also 007n7 kids), Sans yelled at them that he “did their dad”(like that Deltarune scene idk). Bluudud was stunned into silence and froze, causing his younger siblings to stop also, allowing Sans to get away. Pr3ttyprincess and C00lkidd didn’t understand it(because they aren’t terminally online like Bluudud). But Bluudud did. And he was horrified.

Anyway I might come back with more of them cause crackshipping/rarepairs are fun to me :D

-🥭🦈 Anon

WAIT. idea for a ship name. Comic Relief. did we cook /silly

also this is freaking adorable ohmy goodness?? poor bluudud he got traumatized on behalf of everyone else 😭 wonder how the others would react tho, considering 7n7 fell for a whole skeleton... (< someone who used to be in the undertal/au fandom for 6 years and simped horrifically hard for nightmare sans)

we fw this ship lwk... tbh we fw anything (/unfreaky) HAHHSHSHSHS PEAK!!

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i was daydreaming about having a moirail again & taking moirail applications & that lead into thinking about pale dating shows on alternia which is a nice thought but then i thought about kismesis dating shows & that's so much funnier. contestants try to win a trolls blood-pusher by woo'ing them with deprived acts & statements. "where would you take me on our first date?" "to the waste dumping grounds because you're a sack of shit" *cheers & whistling followed by horrific screams & wailing as the subjug purpleblood working the camera suddenly lunges into the audience like a rabid barkbeast*

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Yeah make them kiss or whatever idc

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fucking gay people istg /pos

Lukey: Why Foolish? Bad: Why Foolish? Lukey: Mhm. Bad: Y'know, sometimes, when two people... fight for so long, y'know... it stops becoming a fight and it becomes more like a dance. Y'know, you swing at them, they swing at you... Lukey: Right. Bad: And eventually it gets to the point where it feels like... y'know, when they hit you, it's like you've guided the blow there yourself, y'know? Lukey: So you enjoy the battle? Bad: Yeah. Lukey: But don't intend on winning it, but to string it out instead? Bad: I think playing the battle is how you win it. Lukey: I see... So when I said there's no winners of war, you are winning through the war itself? Bad: Yeah! Lukey: Okay, I understand.

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CHICKEN JOCKEY‼️

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made this stupid meme and its doin mad numbers on twitter so. here you go <3

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Chill out dude, nobody's gonna hurt ur friend 💀🙏

ahem-..I will be really glad,if someone do repost cuz I really tried hard at this one-

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save ,e jf

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DAY 2 – magician and his assistant (⁠◠⁠‿⁠・⁠)⁠—⁠☆